Marsh-a-mallows:P!

Don't own anything, not Oody Woody, or Clocky (yus, his name is Clocky). I have to say that or Charlotte will go crazy.

The worst bit of this chapter is the describing parts. I hate doing it and it ends up lame.

Chapter 4.

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What's up with the screaming!?" shout Oody Woody over the noise.

"What screaming? I don't hear any screaming." said Sec, standing outside his bedroom door preventing entry, or exit, to anyone.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"That screaming."

"Well you must be going crazy because I don't here anything."

"It's coming out of your room!" said Oody Woody, starting to get a headache.

"No it isn't!"

"Yes it is!" Oody Woody stepped forward to pry Sec off the front of his door so he could see the source of the screaming.

"No it isn't!" Sec held his ground.

"Yes IT IS!" Oody Woody pulled Sec's pinstriped suit in attempt to get in the room.

The screaming was coming from Clocky. Yes the clockwork man had been give a name. Not a very good one, but Sec said it was good enough for now. Clocky was screaming because he was in pain. Immense pain, for someone who is mostly cogs and springs.

Sec had decided that Clocky needed to think for himself a bit, so he had started making some modifications. Like adding human DNA into the clockwork (male DNA, this time he got it right). This wasn't the best idea, but it seemed to be working… sort of.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sec cried, as Oody Woody finally got one of Sec's hands free from the door.

"Hey what's with all the screaming!?" asked the Doctor, coming in at last to sort this situation.

"Sec's got something in his room! And it's screaming!" shouted Oody Woody attempting the to force the second hand off the door.

"Nooo! He lies!" Sec rebutted (AN: Ha.).

"Okay, okay, clam down. Ow… that screaming is giving me a head ache, Sec can you do anything about it?" asked the Doctor.

"Nope." said Sec.

"Oody, stop. Let Sec's hand go… and step away from the door. You too Sec." said the Doctor in a similar way people talk to small children. Sec and Oody Woody did as they were told.

"Don't call me that." said Oody Woody.

"Sorry it's easier to say," said the Doctor, "Now I have a way to solve this. We have been invited to a Christmas party, that means we can leave whatever's screaming here, and when we are back it will have stopped, am I right Sec?"

"Yes, most probably." said Sec.

"Good, oh and you need some newer clothes. You've been wearing those for, like your whole lives, sort of."

"… Suppose so…" said Oody Woody, trying to imagine himself in different clothes. He couldn't.

"Okay, and it's on Earth so you'll need to look human, I have these thingys I made out of the TARDIS's chameleon thing…(AN: Sorry to who ever I stole this idea from… I have a way to make it my own though ;).) here try them on." the Doctor handed them the wires.

"Uh… how do we wear them?" asked Sec studying his wire.

"Oh, I was going to work them into the new clothes you chose to they wouldn't stick out. You can try them on now but sticking them in your mouth!"

"Oh cool…" said Oody Woody, trying to work the wire between his tentacles.

Sec put his in his mouth. He looked at his hands.

"Woah… hey Doc, you got a mirror?" he asked.

"Yep." the Doctor smiled and pulled one out from behind his back.

Sec looked at his face.

"Noo! I don't wanta be him!" Sec said in a very child-like way, after he took his chameleon thing out of his mouth.

"What… I thought you would…" said the Doctor, his smile faded.

"Uhh… mine's stuck." said Oody Woody, his hands were tangled too.

The Doctor, helped Oody Woody untangle himself (AN: ewwww…).

"Well, I suppose you guys could choose what you want to look like," said the Doctor, "Come on I'll show you how."

He took them to a room with lots of gadgets in it. He went over and picked up a slightly larger one than the others. He pressed some buttons and handed it to Sec.

"Now you basically press these buttons to switch the body and hair and eyes and things… then when you're done I'll finish it off and ya… you're done!" said the Doctor, pointing at what buttons to press.

After some grumbling and pressing of buttons, Sec was done. His result was a man with very pale skin, brown hair in an almost mullet, he had green eyes and sort of rectangle shaped glasses. His face didn't have many defining features or freckles, mostly because Sec didn't think much of freckles. He handed it back to the Doctor.

"Uh huh, uh huh… green eyes? Yes…" said the Doctor, examining Sec's work.

"Hey what's with the glasses! Makes you look like a geek!" interrupted Oody Woody.

"No they don't."

"Yes they do!"

"No they…"

"Okay you two stop it! It's getting really annoying, you with your arguing!" said the Doctor, "Anyway the glasses will make a good place for Sec to put his chameleon wire."

"Geek." said Oody Woody, folding his arms.

"Hey,"

"Stop." said the Doctor, "Oody Woody your turn."

"Awesome." Oody Woody finished his a lot quicker than Sec, since he knew exactly what he wanted. His person had an olively complexion, he had short black hair, he was most likely modeled off one of Oody Woody's favorite rap artist gangster (gangsta) and it had red eyes (Oody Woody wanted to keep the same eye colour).

"Um… you know humans don't generally have red eyes right?" asked the Doctor after looking at Oody Woody's design.

"Yes but I figured I would be wearing sunglasses the whole time so no one would notice." answered Oody Woody.

"Okay I'll put your chameleon wire in them then..."

"No! I want to wear them around here as well!" interrupted Oody Woody, "You can put it in one of my necklaces."

"Necklaces!?" laughed Sec.

"You know bling bling?"

"Wanna be gangster."

"Geek."

"Stop, your acting like children, and Oody Woody your communication device can be hidden as 'bling bling' as well." said the Doctor.

"Awesome." said Oody Woody, spinning his communication device on his fingers, and getting it tangled.

"Okay then," said the Doctor once he'd untangled Oody Woody's hands and communication device, "So… let's go see the wardrobe!"

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Later on…

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Sec stepped out of the TARDIS. He wore a dark brown trench coat, not as long as the Doctors, a bit above the knee. He had kept his snazzy shoes from the 1930's. He had a blue-ish grey top and black jeans.

Oody Woody followed, he was wearing a yellowy-gold hoody, blue jeans that were to big for him, as in gangster-ish styles, but he wasn't low-ridding them very far because he felt uncomfortable letting others see his boxes. He wore a blue and yellow cap, to go with his other clothes and sun glasses. He also had about 3-4 necklaces. It was sort of hard to teal because they wear all jumbled up together. His shoes (that aren't a snazxy) were like those big…er ones. Like DCs sort of.

The Doctor followed in his usual 10th Doctor clothes.

"Why did you park the TARDIS really far away from the house?" asked Oody Woody, kind of struggling to walk with the giant pants on.

"So you guys could observe the scenery."

"It's dark and has been raining, that lamp post over there has a crack in it's bulb." said Sec as he observed.

"Okay, it would have been really obvious if I parked it right next to her house." the Doctor locked the TARDIS and the trio started walking down the mildly deserted street.

"Whose house is it again?" asked Oody Woody.

"It's a surprise." said the Doctor.

Most of there trip to the party was uneventful till…

"WOAH! You have awesome shoes!"

Sec stared at the brown hair girl before him. She was pointing at his shoes. He looked at them.

"Yes." He said.

"Where did you get them?" she asked.

"Um… the 1930's." said Sec, then Oody Woody shoved him and gave him the stare of 'you shouldn't of said that'.

"Aww damn. Wasn't alive then." The Doctor who was actually catching up with Sec and Oody Woody because tying his shoe and said they could go on, walked up just then. He stared at the girl and said, "Hi! Why are you out so late? And on Christmas eve?"

"Uh… Hey you have cool shoes too!" she said changing the subject.

"Yeah, I have like a hundred pairs back home though."

"Aren't my shoes cool?" asked Oody Woody feeling left out.

"Not really… no… sorry." she said, in a sorry face crossed with, 'I WANT YOUR SHOES!' face.

"Hey since it's Christmas and all, would you like my shoes?" asked the Doctor.

"WOAH! You mean it? Won't your feet get cold?"

"Nope. Anyway it's good for them to be out in the open air." as he said this the Doctor took off his shoes. He handed them to her.

"Wow, thanks, you're the best," then she looked at her conveniently paced watch, "Oh look at the time, I have to get home." and ran off with the Doctor's shoes.

"Why did you do that!?" asked Sec.

"Why not?" said the Doctor and started walking again, "Come on you two, or we'll be late!" he said as the turned his head and looked at their surprised faces.

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Mad-Hatter-LCarol – Yus, fun to say! His shoes are shiny with black buckles, I think. Yes it is supposed to be bliss. I think.

Bliss – noun

1.supreme happiness; utter joy or contentment: wedded bliss.

2.Theology. the joy of heaven.

3.heaven; paradise: the road to eternal bliss.

4.Archaic. a cause of great joy or happiness.

MongoolaLovesErik – I think a clockwork man would make a nice pet! You could dress him up and stuff… and he could tell you what the time was. Thay will come back soon. Maybe the 6th chapter. Yes, you can have Oody Woody as your housemate.

Katie Chui – I think I updated this pretty quick compared some writers. That's probably because I don't have much else to do.

Just so you know peeps, I will only invite one more made up character. Oh, no wait … two. Unless you liked shoe girl. Which was me. Sort of.

Next chapter is the party. I was going to be in this chapter but my back hurts.

Shoe thieves unite!