I don't own anything, except the Doctor's shoes… not really. Me no own Oody Woody or Clocky.
Matt: Party woo! .
Chapter 5.
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They were late. Ten minutes to be exact. Well not really. Ten minutes 36 seconds and 3.3333334 milliseconds (AN: O.o). Martha was getting really worried actually, the Doctor having a time machine and all, it's sort of hard to be late with one of those (AN: ooo! Was you expecting dat?). Then there was a knock on the door.
"Knock, knocky, small knock, loud knock and quiet knock." said the door. Martha answered it.
"Your late!" she said.
"Yeah well we had a diversion on the way." said the Doctor pointing at his shoes… er feet. (AN: XD)
"What happened to your shoes?" asked Martha, astonished.
"Well this girl saw my shoes and said they were really awesome…" said the Doctor.
"Ya, and mine.," said Sec, coming from behind the Doctor, "Martha?"
"Um… yes do I know you?"
"Oh right the face…"
"He's-" started the Doctor pulling Sec forward and into the house.
"Don't tell I want her to guess!" said Sec, waving his arms around.
"Okay then, well this is Oody Woody," said the Doctor indicating to the Ood, also pulling him into the house, "And, yeah, oh they didn't bring any presents because I just told them a few hours ago about the party, and they having been arguing a lot lately and I thought present buying would make them argue more."
"We don't argue a lot!" said Sec folding his arms.
"Yeah!" said Oody Woody folding his arms too.
"Okay, whatever you say," the Doctor leaned over to Martha, "They're just grumpy because they've got head aches."
"Why?" asked Martha.
"The screaming," said the Doctor, "Don't ask, I don't even know."
"Okay, well we were just about to start dinner without you, Mum was glad you told me to tell her you were bringing friends, it would have been very awkward other wise." said Martha, showing them into the dinning room (this is Martha's parents house. I don't know/forgotten how it's set up).
"Yeah, well I can't leave those two alone, knowing them they'd get drunk and steal the TARDIS." said the Doctor sighing and indicating that the infamous duo should follow him.
"Oh?" said Martha as she sat down. The Doctor sat next to her, Oody Woody next to him and Sec next to Tish (AN: BWHAHAHAHAA!).
"Hello Doctor," said Francine, "And your friends?"
"Yep, this one is Oody Woody, before you ask, yes he is an alien, the prince of the Ood actually, he would be king if the Ood remembered how to make someone king. Anyway, this guy here," the Doctor indicated to Sec, "Wishes to remain anonymous because he wants Martha to guess who he is. He's an alien too, we used to be enemies as well, but that was a long time ago."
Martha was staring at Sec, rattling her brain to see if she could recall meeting him.
"They don't look like aliens." said Martha's brother (sorry dude couldn't remember your name :().
"Neither does the Doctor." said Martha, eating some random Christmassy food thing.
"Well, these two don't exactly look like that… they are wearing chameleon wires so they weren't noticed on the way here." said the Doctor.
"We were noticed! That girl who wanted to steal my shoes!" said Sec.
"Can I see your shoes?" asked Martha. Sec showed her his shoes… some how.
"YOU'RE DALEK SEC!" she shouted.
"How did you know!" said Sec, sad that she guessed too early.
"The shoes!" she replied.
"Told you should have changed you're shoes but nooo…" said Oody Woody.
"Hey can we see what you really look like?" asked Tish.
"Sure," Sec took off his glasses, instantly changing to himself. His clothes changed too, the clothes his other self had been wearing we fake. Oody Woody took off one of his many necklaces.
The Jones family stared at the squid like faces. This was really the first time they'd seen proper alien looking like aliens.
"Woah, dude you look like a walking squid!" said Martha's brother.
"Ah ha ha, you do!" said Oody Woody, smiling in a way only Ood know how.
"Well you look like an octopus." said Sec trying to get even.
"So!" said Oody Woody. The pair glared at each other, or as well as someone with sunglasses and slits for eyes can glare.
"Hey, hey!" said the Doctor trying to stop their glaring.
"Well, um, we could open some presents now?" said Martha's Dad (don't know his name neither). They had eaten dinner by now. Eating is very boring to describe. So I left it out.
They all went in to the lounge and sat on the couches. The Doctor pulled out some presents from his pockets.
"What?" said the Doctor looking at the families faces, "It's bigger on the inside!"
They opened their presents and chatted among one another, until.
"STUP UP I'M NOT GAY!"
"I never said you were." said Oody Woody defensively.
"You did just then! I bet you don't even know what it means!" said Sec.
"I know more about human culture than you." said Oody Woody, crossing his arms.
"Well, anyway, aren't Ood asexual?" asked Sec, with a smirk on his face.
"Hey! Shut up." said Oody Woody, not being able to say anything, yes it was true, Ood were like plants, they were both genders, but most royal Ood choose at a young age/got chosen by their parents so they could do it properly, but most other Ood were asexual. They didn't try to fling their pollen in the air like plants because they didn't need variation in their kids. Ood like to be the same. Expect royal Ood of course.
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The night ended badly. Sec and Oody Woody kept arguing with everyone. The Doctor said they were over tired. He took them back to the TARDIS and gave them a BIG telling off much like one does too bad five year olds.
They all slept well that night, expect Clocky, who had stopped screaming, who was sitting in a corner afraid to move and was shaking. This wasn't a very good Christmas.
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