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Chapter 6.

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"Hellllloooooo?" said a voice coming from the ceiling.

Caan sighed, sort of. Daleks don't generally sigh. He sighed in his mind.

"What do you want now?" he asked in his Daleky voice of awesome.

"I dunno, I was bored and I couldn't do this thing in my homework…" said the voice

"I am not helping you with your home-work, it is not what da-leks do." said Caan, getting annoyed.

The owner of the voice jumped down into the below ground laboratory. It was a girl with brown hair, much like one with an abnormal obsession of stealing others shoes.

"Aww, oh well." she said, "Soooooo… what you doing?" she asked.

"That is none of your busi-ness, hu-man." he replied.

"Okay then…" she left. Caan was happy; she was too annoying for her own good, her mind produced sentences that had no meaning whats so ever and was more random than a random number generator. And she had a tendency to hug. He should really exterminate her. Next time.

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"Hey! Sec! There's a signal!" Sec ran in to see what the doctor had found.

"Are you sure it's not a fake again?" asked Sec.

"A few minutes ago there was a perfect signal, it had dalek, human and feminine DNA in the same area." said the Doctor happily.

"Awesome! What are we waiting for?" asked Sec, happily too.

"The TARDIS to get there! It's not going to be as rough, and it's in…" the Doctor looked closely the TARDIS's screen. Then the whole TARDIS shook. It stopped its travel.

"Why did my brain have to be mostly on the outside of my head?" asked Sec, rubbing his head.

"Come on!" said the Doctor leaping up and opening the TARDIS door.

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"Stupid Caan and his non-helping-me-with-homeworkness."

"Ding dong," said the door, "Ding dong ding dong!"

"?" she opened the door.

"Hello! Hey wait do I know you?"

The girl's mouth dropped. She leaped forward and hugged the man before her.

"MR. AWESOME SHOE MAN!"

"Hey, you're that shoe girl!" said Sec from behind the Doctor.

"OTHER AWESOME SHOE MAN!" she hugged the other man.

"…" said Oody Woody, she hugged him too.

"Well this makes it easier but why are you in New Zealand?" said the Doctor, happy he got a hug.

"I live here! I was only visiting England." said the girl.

"Oh, I'm the Doctor by the way!" said the Doctor, "And this is Sec and Oody Woody." he said pointing at the figures to go with the names.

"Awesome…er… why are you here? If it's for your shoes-" she started.

"No, no! I said you could keep them. Uh… you haven't seen anything strange, you know like… uh… how do I put this?" said the Doctor, struggling with words.

"Aliens." said Oody Woody, who preferred bluntness.

"Yeah…" said the Doctor.

"Well…" she said rubbing her head to aid her memory, "YEP! Oh, but I'm not supposed to tell anybody… opps…"

"Where!?" asked/shouted Sec and the Doctor at the same time making a cool affect with the added randomness of Sec's voice which would be impossible to recreate anywhere so don't try.

"In an underground laboratory in my backyard."

"Doctor, I don't think it's her." said Sec sadly.

"Well we might as well check it out anyway!" said the Doctor, "It might be the proper first time aliens introduce them selves to humans! We could be witnessing history!"

"Or it could be like the last times when they tried to destroy the earth." said Sec.

"Ya, anyway did it say what species it was?" asked the Doctor. Oody Woody was walking around the room inspecting things. He picked up doll of a fish.

"Yes, he said he was a Dalek and that he was SURPREME!" she waved her arms around to express the word, "I didn't believe him though 'cause he ain't got awesome shoes."

"HE!" said Sec, worried, "You don't think… Caan!"

"Yes that's what he said his name was!" she nodded.

"Take-us-to-him." said Sec, rage rising.

"Wait we need a plan!" said the Doctor.

"You never have plans!" said Sec.

"So?" said the Doctor.

"Are you guys aliens too?" asked the girl, Sec and Oody Woody took their chameleon thingys.

"AWESOME!" she said, amazed that Sec rasied his awesome levels by like 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (AN: Okay don't be silly. ( -- )).

"What weapons do we have?" asked the girl, swooning over Sec's squidyness.

"Well I have a sonic screwdriver, but it's not exactly a weapon." said the Doctor, holding it up.

"I have enough human DNA to inject him with seven times, which I can't do if he has his shield up or his outer shell closed." said Sec annoyed that he didn't have a gun.

"Why do you have human DNA in your pocket?!" asked the girl.

"Don't ask…" said Sec.

"But I just did!"

"Never mind then, Oody Woody what have you got?" asked Sec.

"My voice communicator thingy." said Oody Woody, twirling it on his fingers and getting it tangled.

"Okay then… WAIT A MINUTE! I have a plan!" said the girl, (who still remains nameless) excited. They looked at her, "It doesn't involve shoes." Sec relaxed a bit.

"Okay well it goes like this…"

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"Helllloooo! I'm baaaackkk!" said an oh too cheerful voice from the ceiling.

"How many times do I have to tell you! GO AWAY!"

"But I brought you a present…" said a hurt voice.

"What?" Caan turned around to see the girl, she had her hands behind her back.

"Open up your shell." she said.

"No, I will not give you the opp-or-tun-ity to ex-ter-min-ate me! Show me what you have behind your back!" ordered Caan (AN: Man he's bossy).

"Fine then," she pulled out a bag of marsh-mallows, "Since you won't do what I want, I'll just have to eat all of these by myself!" she opened the packet and opened her mouth to eat one when…

"NOOOO! Stop! I obey!" Caan opened his outer shell and took all of his shields off, "Give me marsh-mallows!" he screeched.

"'kay, I'll throw you one." she moved a bit closer, her throwing skills sucked and she didn't want to miss. She threw. Caan caught it some how with his hidden mouth.

"More?" she asked.

"Yes!"

"Alright… NOW!" Sec ran up and injected Caan with all seven needles. Human DNA crept into Caan's blood and stuff.

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screeched.

"High five!" Sec and the girl high fived.

"How did you know he'd go for the marshmallow?" asked Sec.

"Daleks, they can't resist them." she answered.

"uh… how did you know that?"

She shrugged, "I guessed... I saved the world with marshmallows..."

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The next few minutes involved email and phone number swapping. The shoe girl made sure of that.

"I'm gonna miss you guys," she said, "And your shoes…" she looked longingly at Sec's feet.

"NO!"

"Fine… you better text me though! Or I'll come and steal them!" she pointed at his shoes.

"How?..."

"Don't ask how! I just will!"

"Whatever…"

"And visit!"

"Maybe…" said Sec wondering what he'd got himself into.

"And don't worry you'll find Caan again!" He had teleported away by randomly flinging his arms around in pain, "See ya, I guess…" said Sec.

"BYE!" She hugged them all again.

"Still can't believe you like his shoes…" said Oody Woody. The trio steeped into the TARDIS and flew away.

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The next day…

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"Hey, I got a text thingy from shoes girl." said Sec, trying to work his cell phone.

"What's it say?" asked the Doctor.

"It says:

Hey guys, g0 lo0k at the newspaper f0r t0day! (18th Feb) Its funni:)

… Doctor, can the TARDIS do that?" (AN: as you can see I don't use much txt language 'cos I can't understand most of it).

"Sure," he typed some stuff into the TARDIS. The newspaper came up. The Doctor laughed. Sec and Oody Woody looked at the screen.

Feb 18th 2008

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FIRST ALIEN CONTACT!

Ashley Tisdale a famous American actress and singer has a new partner. He says he's from the planet Skaro and comes in peace. He also says he's the last of his species. Astronomy geeks, the world over have being mobbing the Tisdale house hold just to get a glimpse of it.

"Caan is a really nice guy, I don't care if he's from outer space! I love him! And I can eat a WHOLE hamburger and he can just lypo-suction it out straight away! And I still get all the good stuff out of it!" - Ashley Tisdale.

"Well I like her because she understands me." – Caan, alien.

First contact, will there be more alien species visiting Earth from now on? We'll have to wait and see.

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Clocky whimpered in the corner. Then he had an idea.

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… Sorry to all Ashley Tisdale fans.

Katie Chui - Yes, I think it is Leo…

Mad Hatter, L.Carol - Thanks again for da pic! I LOVELLS IT!

maskedtiger1 - You finally read it! O.o

THAY WILL RETURN NEXT CHAPTER. I PROMISE…