RIGHT THE CHAPTER YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

Sort of.

Oh, and soz for the late chapter, I was away and stuff.

Anyways.

Chapter 7.

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The machine made a bleeping noise. As that was half its purpose. To bleep. The other half was to send messages really far. Example?… Oh, though the void maybe.

"Bleep bleep bleep." said the machine.

"So will it work this time?"

"Bleep bleep bleep." said the machine.

"Hopefully."

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"Ooo! We've got another signal!"

Sec walked in, rubbing his eye.

"It's four in the morning! Sort of…" he said. He was wearing pajamas, "Oh and do you know what a 'Blah fish' is?"

"Why?" the Doctor turned around.

"Shoe girl texted it to me… anyway, how do you know it's a REAL signal this time?" asked Sec.

"Because it's coming from the other side of the void!"

"Waaa?" asked Sec.

"I know! It's impossible and I thought who in the universe could do that? And then I thought it must be Thay, I mean you guys spent a lot of time in the void." said the Doctor, using his arm gestures.

"LETS GO FOLLOW IT!" shouted Sec, punching the air.

"Uh, the only problem is, the TARDIS can't go there." said the Doctor.

"Oh that's easy!" Sec started pressing buttons and stuff. The TARDIS was on the move in minutes.

"YAY!" said the Doctor, "Uh… you might want to get dressed before we go out there though."

"Okay!" Sec stood up, he wasn't very good at balancing.

"Don't forget too get Oody Woody up!"

"Aww can't we go without him!"

"I thought you were supposed to be best friends!"

"Yeah…but…" Sec's voice trailed off. He was too far away.

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The TARDIS landed. The Doctor stepped out. He smiled. When Sec had gone to wake the Ood and change his clothes, the Doctor had made some slight modifications to the coordinates. He stared at the Tyler estate.

"Hey, this isn't where the message was coming from!" said Sec, annoyed as he tried to go through the TARDIS door at the same time as Oody Woody.

"Hey guys can I come too?" asked Clocky.

"No!" said Sec, brushing himself off. He had fallen when Oody Woody had shuved past him.

"Aww let him!" said Oody Woody.

"Why? He'll just state his opinions the whole time!"

"Well you wanted him, you have to take him for a walk sometime!" said Oody Woody.

"Whatever." Sec went off in a huff, in a random direction away from the house.

"Sec! This way!" said the Doctor, pointing at the house.

"Waa?"

"I need to go see an old friend of mine."

"Uh… okay." Sec followed the Doctor. Oody Woody went to, making sure Clocky came too. He then took out a box of cat biscuits and stared throwing them at Clocky. They bounced off.

"I'm not hungry thanks." said Clocky.

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"DING DONG!!!!!" said the door, it needed to be loud or no one would answer it. That would be a doors nightmare. Doors need to be opened or what's the point of a door!?

"Stupid door, I'M COMING!" Jackie Tyler ran to the door. The doors feelings were hurt when she said this, so it made it extra special hard to open itself.

Jackie's mouth opened wide when she saw who was at the door. She leapt and hugged the Doctor.

"Not another one!" said Oody Woody.

Jackie let go of the Doctor.

"Hello."

"Hello."

"I thought you couldn't get back ever!" said Jackie.

"Yeah, well I had some help." the Doctor indicated to Sec.

"Are they aliens." asked Jackie.

"You bet!" said Oody Woody, "Take us too your muffins."

"And cookies!" said Clocky, being helpful.

"AND MARSHMALLOWS!!!" shouted Sec.

"Anything with sugar really…" said Clocky.

"SUGAR!!!!" Sec and Oody Woody went into hysterics.

"I told you not to use the 'S' word." said the Doctor.

"Opps…"

"So, do you want to come in?" asked Jackie.

"Sure, is Rose home?" the Doctor asked as he steeped in.

"No, she's at work, she'll be home soon."

"And Pete?"

"Work too."

Sec and Oody Woody calmed down and followed the others.

"Woah… that's never happened before…"

"No." agreed Oody Woody.

"It was fun!" said Sec, with a very, very, very big grin of his face.

They went into a lounge of sorts, it wouldn't be called that because it was lounge for rich people, it would be like a… well I dunno don't ask! Jackie indicated for them to sit down on the couches. They did.

"So I see you've got some new companions."

"Not really, they sort of, hitchhiked. And that one was extremely drunk at the time and I took pity." said the Doctor nodding at Sec who, with Oody Woody, were attempting to eat cat biscuits.

"Are they a bit special in the head?" asked Jackie.

"Nooo! I am smart!" said Sec, his phone vibrated, "Ooo, my phone."

"You've still got a signal?" asked the Doctor, amazed.

"Apparently, it says 'H0w is y0u!??? I is go0d! -Wade likes onions. Wade doesn't exist-'…" said Sec.

"Who's Wade?" asked Oody Woody.

"Doesn't matter…" said Sec.

"So, have you guys got names?" asked Jackie.

"Oody Woody." said the Ood.

"And Sec." said Sec, texting back to his shoey friend.

"Sec… why does that name ring a bell?" Jackie asked, racking her brain.

"DING DONG!!!!!" said the door, it felt like having another loud noise spaz, as doors do.

"Oh! That will be Rose! Wait here I want to surprise her!" Jackie ran out of the room to the door. The door was happy, it wasn't insulted, and this was mainly because Rose was on the other side.

"ROSE!" shouted Jackie excitedly.

"Yes? Um, Mum I'm a bit tired from work so if it's about-" Rose started.

"No! We have some visitors and you'll never guess who it is!"

"Mum, you know I hate guessing, come on I don't really care-"

"No! No! You will be so happy, come on!" Jackie pulled Rose into the fancy posh lounge room thingy.

"Waa? DOCTOR!!!" Rose leaped into the Doctor's waiting arms. Oody Woody sighed. More hugging.

After some time of hugging and spleeing (AN: SPLEEEEEEEEE!!! It's like a word ish thingy. Happyness word of joy!). Rose was ready to settle down and ask:

"But how did you get here!?"

"Well, I did have some help…" the Doctor nodded at Sec.

"Oh, new companions…" said Rose in a VERY sad voice.

"Oh, he's already gone though another one before us!" said Sec.

"WHAT!?"

"Yep, very smart, daleks even said she was smart! And she knows what to do in a tough situation, training to be a doctor, the list really goes on." said Sec, he he, torturing Rose was fun!

"!!!!!!!!!!" Rose fumed.

"SEC!" shouted the Doctor, angry too.

"WHAT! SEC?! DALEK SEC?!!! WHAT!" said Rose.

"No wait, Rose he's changed!"

"HE WAS DISSING ME IN A VERY DALEKY WAY!"

"Yes, but he didn't mean it!"

"Uh…" said Clocky. Rose looked over at him and Oody Woody.

"…"

"Hello!" said Clocky, as brightly as he could.

"Doctor… why is there a clockwork man and an Ood in my lounge?" asked Rose.

"Ha, I knew it was a lounge!" said Oody Woody.

"Why are you all weird and not like how you're supposed to, stuff…" said Rose trying to get her head around an Ood and Clockwork man thinking for them selves and an Ood wearing a red cap and a blue and red hoody (AN: I was informed this weekend that his favorite colours are blue and red).

"Well, I'm a royal Ood…" said Oody Woody.

"And we have human DNA in our systems now!" said Clocky putting his arm around Sec in a brotherly way thingy. Sec pushed it off and wiped the spot it had been in. Sec glared at Clocky. Clocky's cheerfulness faded. He remembered what Sec could do to him. Inserting human DNA hurt…

"Oh… Um…" said Rose not knowing what to make of it.

"Okay, we've said hi can we leave now?" asked Sec, he really wanted to see Thay.

"Doctor…" said Rose.

"Don't worry you can come with us! And your Mum and Dad and Mickey!" said the Doctor.

"Really!?" said Rose, very happy she was, yes (AN: Engwish me speak well).

"If you want and your Mum says yes."

"YES! I miss my friends, I even miss my small apartment!" shouted Jackie.

"But what about Johnny?" asked Rose, referring to her younger brother (AN: If I really wanted I could have named him Fredward, but I didn't, see, I have power).

"Yes, he can come too!" said the Doctor (AN: He does have a son called Fredward, he's dead though).

"YAY!" Rose leaped for joy.

"BUZZZZzzzz" went Sec's phone.

"… 'I L0VELLS YOU L0TS! GIMME Y0UR SH0ES!!!' Gah! What do I say back?!" Sec was slightly worried about this text.

"In my opinion-" started Clocky.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION!!!!"

"Fine then…" Clocky went to find kindness in Oody Woody who was staring at a very expensive vase in the corner.

"Uh… say your not ready for a relation ship and it wouldn't work because you're way older than her and your part dalek and you would like to keep your shoes." said Rose, who was good with these situations.

"Ooo, she's good. She stays." said Sec, madly typing the text before he forgot it.

"That's good, uh, Sec when you're finished that do you want to get on with why where here?" there was a crash in the back round from a very expensive vase that Oody Woody DEFINITELY didn't break. Sec looked up he couldn't concentrate while texting.

"Waa?" he asked.

"Thay, shall we go find Thay?"

"Oh, yes!"

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One quick TARDIS ride later.

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Sec ran out of the TARDIS and looked around madly. It was a deserted warehouse. There were a few old Cybermen lining the walls.

"Thay?" he asked the air. Rose, the Doctor and Oody Woody steeped out too. Clocky was busy cleaning Sec's room after Sec refused to let him come.

"Sec?" came a voice from the rafters. Thay jumped down. Well, human-dalek hybrid Thay. She had a body now. She was wearing a sleeveless top with a V neck and faded blue jeans. She also had quite high heels on. She, like Sec, had only one eye, but had eyeliner and lipstick on.

"Thay? Waa?" asked Sec, amazed and slightly confused at the very feminine dalek.

"Oh, ya the body, a friend lent it to me, sort of…" said Thay. Sec hugged her.

"Aww." said the Doctor and Rose.

"SQUIDY LOVE!" said Oody Woody, who liked to break the ice.

"Shut up," said Sec, still hugging Thay, he stopped "Wait, how can someone lend you a body?"

"Well she wasn't using it! And she said I could!"

"How can someone without a body give one to you?"

"She had another one!"

"Sure she did."

"I did." the group turned to see a cyberman. Well cyberman would be a bad term to use. The cyberWOMAN (she had a wig, a dress and a very stretched top on), waved slightly.

"Okay, now this is getting silly," said Rose, "What next? Slitheen-alina-nina-nina-nina?"

"Well, actually-" started Thay.

"Never mind! Forget I asked!"

"Hey, did someone disable your emotions block?" asked the Doctor, walking towards the cyberwoman.

"Yes, Thay did, I then said she could have my body because I had no use of it and because I can't remember my life before this!" the cyberwoman was jittery around the Doctor.

"Can you remember your name?" asked Rose (a very Rose like question).

"Uh, well, I liked to be called Cyberlina, but no I can't remember my real name and my body didn't have any identification on it!" said Cyberlina.

"Oh." said Rose.

"But, uh… yes…" Cyberlina wasn't at one with words (AN: like some fishy person who likes to use made up words in everyday life).

"Uh, Sec, I've finished your room…" said Clocky walking out of the TARDIS, he stopped. He stared at Cyberlina. It was love at first sight.

"Uhh…uhhhhhhh…" he stuttered.

"…?" said Cyberlina.

"Ah, robot romance." said Thay, smiling.

"Hmmm…" said Sec, annoyed that a clockwork man could get a girlfriend before him.

"Maybe we should leave these two alone…" said Rose.

"Don't leave me here!" said Clocky, breaking from his trance.

"Uh, well there is a lot of room in the TARDIS…" said Rose.

"Come on, lets just go get her parents, this parallel world is getting to me." said Sec.

"Grumpy bum." said Thay, she had inherited some of Cyberlina's old self.

"Aha hahahahahaaa!" Oody Woody laughed. Sec glared. They all went into the TARDIS. They went and picked up Mickey and Rose's family and left.

The TARDIS sighed. It wished the Doctor would notice her like Clocky noticed Cyberlina.

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BWHAHAHAHAAA! CLIFFY!

And now for some review replies.

Dalek Avion - It's 'kay. I don't mind that you haven't had time to review. I'm glad you like the story though! And my writing…

Mad Hatter, L.Carol - YUS! And Ashley Tisdale is a singer person who is in high school musical, which I despise! GAHHHHHH!!!!!! Yes, I think the TARDIS can handed text talk, better than I can anyway.

maskedtiger1 - I know. You always put that as your name on buzz™. And I don't.

Yep. Next chapter is gonna most likely be -A FEW MONTHS ON- or something. I'm running out of ideas! And I want a happy ending!