Pirates and Companions

The Adventures of Jayne Cobb and Doc Nightshade

Category: Firefly
Title: Pirates and Companions
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: Getting the girl

Word count: 3582
Genre: Romance/Adventure/Comedy/Smut/Violence
Rating: Fiction Rated: M
Summary: Rated M for Sexin/Violence Rayne, Doc/Kaylee, Mal/Inara, Zoe/Wash.
Set in The Doc Nightshade Verse AU 9 months after BDM. Follows Striking the Balance. All married off and kids coming, Prosperous, If sexin bothers ya, keep movin Kaylee and River say. Working together having fun but Mal gets stupid once in a while. Jaynes Killer Gunslinging School. Doc and Wash Getting tough. Upgraded Ship, Incorporated and Based on Persephone.

Disclaimer: Not mine All hail Joss. Joss is boss , but I like my Verse better. If I made money would it be as fun? Could I get them to pay me to have this much fun?

Chapter Two

Getting the Girl

Set up visual

Serenity entering atmo fast at a steep angle air burning past the cockpit view screens Mal is belted into the co pilot seat. Wash is piloting.

"Wash you don't need to be impressing me, like to get down in one piece." Mal said very uncomfortably.

"No Capt'n a bets a bet, I ain't just gonna forget and I mean to collect. I said I could do it, you said I couldn't, we shook you can't go back on it now." Wash said nervously.

"Where is Lil Albatross Wash?" Mal asked.

"I don't know I'm a little busy right now Mal, you were the one that pissed her off. Go find her if you want." Wash said.

Mal hit the com, "River I'm sorry please come back to the bridge!"

"I'm mad at you Captain Dumb Ass, and the controls there won't work I disabled them." River said and snapped off the com.

Mal looked down at the yoke he had just wanted to take over landing with and stopped. "Please River I'm really sorry." He said into the com.

But she didn't reply.

The rest of the crew except for River and Jayne were in the galley finishing breakfast. They heard Mal smart off last night too and thought he deserved a lesson. They heard Mal begging River to come back and laughed.

Serenity streaked for the ground just within safe limits. Very fast and hot. At the last second Wash pulled into a hover that the grav dampeners almost couldn't handle and he set it down soft and easy. "Leaf on the wind" Wash said.

Wash hit the com, "All personnel to the galley please." Got up and went to the galley with Mal following behind him.

"Ladies and Gentlemen Capt'n Dumb Ass has lost the bet, time for me to collect." Wash said gleefully.

"Wash Don't tell him I was helping you." River thought.

He pulled up his loud shirt and pushed down his pants just a little and said,

"Pucker up Capt'n Dumb Ass" .

And Mal looking none to happy kissed Wash's ass.

Jayne said, "Did you get that Baby Girl?."

And River stepping out from where they were hiding holding a capture camera said. "O'i got it right n ere husband." and everybody but Mal laughed.

Inara said "You were the one that said you'd kiss all our pi goo's if you ever saw him land the boat blindfolded." " Six more to go Capt'n Dumb Ass." " And you ain't kissing these lips till I see you wash your face!" she laughed.

"Should have closed my eyes.". Grumbled Mal.

"I'm next Capt'n Dumb Ass." Jayne laughed.

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Break

Ok home viewers you know what time it is.

Let's all sing the song.

Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me...

And a pause for station Identification

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Mal had been hiding in his bunk since they lifted for Beylix waiting for the day to be over. The com chirped and Inara said ,"Mal dinner."and he went to the galley and sat down.

Mal looked at Wash and said, "Wash I'm sorry I doubted your skills.".

"No problem Capt'n Dumb Ass." Wash laughed.

"No day or night in the black, bet was one day. Daddy has learned a lesson. Right Daddy? We should stop now" River said smiling.

"Yes I have River." Mal said. "Thank You."

River nodded and they all said "You're welcome Capt'n Dumb Ass!". All started laughing.

Inara went to kiss him and stopped, "I didn't see you wash your face.".

Mal went to the sink splashed water on his face and wiped his sleeve against his mouth and sat down.

"Did you use soap?" she asked but kissed him anyway.

"Do you want to see a trick Daddy?" River smiled.

"Sure little one." Mal answered.

River stood up and sent. "Everybody close your eyes and count to three."

One , two , three they said and they opened their eyes.

She was gone. "Did anyone hear her move?" Mal asked.

"I'm right here." she said. And her chair pushed itself in. Then she was just there. And she sat back down. They didn't know Jayne could see her the whole time. "Don't tell" she said to Jayne. And she sat back down.

"How?" Mal started to ask

"Ya don ask a magician ow e does is tricks, e won tell ya. She laughed.

Doc gave her one of those old Simon is worried looks and she shook her head at him.

"Won be showin you lot no mor me act no plaus er nothin." She pouted.

They clapped for her and she got up and curtsied with her index finger poked in her cheek.

"What other tricks can you do sweetheart?" Inara asked sweetly.

"Show you downstairs later."and she ran off down toward the cargo bay in a clatter of booted feet.

Lower aft lounge later that night.

The crew were sitting around like last night when River said "Think about singing". And she got a look of concentration on her face.

She made every body stand up and clear the floor space a little. Sat all the women on the sofa and lined up Mal, Jayne and Wash by Simon on the piano.

She one at a time said to the men, "You must want to sing." and stared at them. Went and sat down with the others taking out her capture camera.

She told them to close their eyes. Then told Simon to start.

Simon played a few bars and started singing in a deep rich melodious voice.

"Oh, better far to live and die "
"Under the brave black flag I fly,"

"Than play a sanctimonious part"
"With a pirate head and a pirate heart."

"Away to the cheating world go you,"
"Where pirates all are well-to-do;"

"But I'll be true to the song I sing,"
"And live and die a Pirate King."

"For I am a Pirate King!"
"And it is, it is a glorious thing"

"To be a Pirate King!"
"For I am a Pirate King!"

And the others sang in beautiful harmony

"You are!

Hurrah for the Pirate King!"

Simon continued.

"And it is, it is a glorious thing. To be a Pirate King."

The others chorused

"It is!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!"

Mal, Jayne and Wash linked their elbows and danced to the right, then danced back to the left

Simon continued.

"When I sally forth to seek my prey"
"I help myself in a royal way."

"I sink a few more ships, it's true,"
"Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;"

"But many a king on a first-class throne,"
"If he wants to call his crown his own,"

"Must manage somehow to get through,"
"More dirty work than e'er I do,

"For I am a Pirate King!"
"And it is, it is a glorious thing"

"To be a Pirate King!"
"For I am a Pirate King!"

They chorused.

You are!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!

Simon went into the big finish.

"And it is, it is a glorious thing"
"To be a Pirate King. "

And they finished all together.

"It is!
"Hurrah for the Pirate King!"

"Hurrah for the Pirate King "

And all took a big bow to the front and started bowing to each other smiling and acting like little kids. Wash even did the finger to the cheek curtsy River had done earlier.

River said, "Open your eyes now.". They all looked confused and looked around.

Wash said "We were on stage.".

Simon said. "That was the musical from secondary school River!"

Kaylee bounced up and down on the sofa and laughed and snorted and got everyone laughing. "River I got to have copy of that!" when she could talk again.

Mal said "I don't sing that good.". And Inara said, "I know." and laughed even harder.

"Didn't make you do it. Had to want to. Shared Simon with you. He knew how. River said nervously and Inara hugged her.

River jumped up and ran to Jayne and thew her arms around him shaking.

Jayne picked her up and asked, "You ok baby girl.?"

"Bed" she said nodding and shivered. And he carried he out of the room.

Mal asked "How did she do that?"

Wash tried to explain how he thought she had taught Jayne to dance.

Kaylee told them, "try it again". And she picked up Rivers camera.

They knew the words but it was just a little off tune.

River flew down the ladder when Jayne opened the hatch to their bunk.

When he got down and closed it she was already in bed.

"Now." was all she said. Jayne undressed and climbed it with her.

"She wants Jayne to love her so she hears only Jayne. Too many voices.".

He concentrated on just her, looking into her large brown eyes thinking how much he loved her. And ran his free large hand over her small body while he held her close. She tried to push his hand down between her legs and he let her.

Shifting positions he ran his tounge down her body as he moved between her legs licking and nibbling the insides of her soft smooth thighs. With her legs over his shoulders he lifted her and started to lick between her lips to her nub.

River arched her back and moaned his name low and deep as her breath sped he kept pace with her, licking and using his bottom lip to rub on her sensitive spot until she was panting faster.

Quickly put in two fingers and curled them up to get the spot she had inside and licked her nub some more. He kept going until she spasmed and screamed then shuddered, her breath coming in little sobs in time with his movements.

When he lifted his wet face and saw the need in her eyes he knew they were both ready, Licking on her always got him going and the look just twisted his heart something fierce. He knew she needed him as he moved between her legs and entered her with her ankles on his shoulders and grabbed her wrists

"Hard" she said. So he started pumping her striking bottom on the in strokes.

She quivered around him and screamed. And started to shake under him.

He sped up and pushed harder and made her scream again even louder and she started bucking her hips and grunting in time with him.

She fluttered and faded. He wasn't close to finishing yet so he kept at it. Soon she was screaming loudly and grinding into his thrusts as he grunted into her tight little body. Her inners pulling out clinging to his John Thomas like he was pulling her inside out some.

She clenched hard on him and felt the muscles milking him and he came long and hard as she shuddered and shivered. He slid her legs over and fell to the bed next to her with his breath coming hard. After a few minutes he got up and came back and tended to her and him both. She was already asleep and breathing softly when he got beside her.

Inara lay under Mal's arm on her side facing him. As her soft hand wrapped around him she said. "Mal would you do something for me?".

"Anything, just tell me darlin."

"You try to make jokes but they always are about others shortcomings."she stated stroking him softly.

"That makes them feel small. Try joking about yourself. You can make a joke and they won't feel like you are trying to put them down." she worked on him firmly. Suddenly she stopped and took his hand and placed it on her. He could feel the baby moving under his hand and he smiled. "I'll try 'Nara, truly I will.".

She got him ready and rolled on her side and he lay behind her and entered her moving slowly. She thought how that this was the same thing she had done as a companion, guiding men to be better than they were and how Malcolm Reynolds needed her more than any of the others ever did. She would have been surprised to know he was thinking the same thing.

Zoe was on Wash's lap on the bridge when the overload from shuttle two set off the alarm. She flipped it off and they just smiled knowingly at each other.

Kaylee, naked and chained to the bulkhead was humming the pirate king song while Doc held the flashlight as she installed the next size larger breaker in the electrical box.

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Visual Serenity coming down and landing. Lots of scrap yards and used ships parked at the edge of a small town with dirt streets.

It was around noon ship time but early morning on Beylix when they arrived. Zoe and Inara stayed with Serenity, while the rest went with Wilbur Lee to look at the other ship. Kaylee was still humming the song while she walked next to the Doc holding his hand.

The crew walked to the yard as Mr. Lee told them about the ship.

Men were following them. River felt them.

"Six, Trouble, Behind us, I call far right." River said. "Far left."muttered Jayne.

"Middle" Doc and Wash said at the same time and they spun around. One had his gun out so Wash kicked Mal and knocked him down. One shot barked and six returned quickly.

All six men fell to the ground.

Wash and Doc closed in. The two men Wash hit were still breathing.

Doc had shot one with the big Callahan pistol and he had a hole in him size of a dinner plate.

River's two were drilled between the eyes and Jayne's man was smoked too.

Wash walked up and kicked away their iron, and said "Any last words?".

"Go to hell!" one said.

"You first. Tell em Dead Eye Wash sent ya.".

And double tapped the trigger for each. Then he looked around before holstering his iron.

"Any body else want some?". He asked seriously.

And folks turned away from the shooting. All the crew told him good job. And he and Doc gathered the weapons on the ground and checked the bodies for precious.

They had just finished when the sheriff and two deputy's walked up the side street.

Wilbur shouted "Self defense Bob!". The sheriff nodded and went to look at the dead men.

"Got paper on most of them. Owe ya some coin for today." Bob said smiling happy he didn't have to go up against the dead men now.

Mal said. "Sheriff could ya bring it by the Serenity later we're looking at a ship to buy." and when he got closer Mal asked him something else.

Bob nodded an took off.

"Wash. Top dog you got the points today you already know why, Intimidatin.".

"Baby you got second", "Doc third and I'm last. Divvy em up!" Jayne said smiling.

Wash had one in each hand and took the one that felt best. The rest took a turn

Wash and River got one more each.

"Tammy and Uma" Wash said.

"I imagine if Dead Eye hadn't took the time to kick me to shut off my bullet magnet he would a had a 'Veronica' today too!". Joked Mal.

Wash smiled and patted the Capt'n on the shoulder, "Couldn't take the chance, Sir. Lose points not keeping the almost in your name." "Besides you were right next to me." "One of those boys might have been a bad shot and got me instead." He joked back.

Kaylee and River didn't miss what had just been said, and both made a note to tell Inara all about the Captains reaction to events.

Fade and zoom out as they continue down the street and Wash keeps making jokes

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Visual: Scrapyard full of old rusting hulks as you fly over the yard. A firefly stands out in remarkable condition for it's age.

Sweep and zoom to Mal talking to an old grizzled man they haggle then shake hands Mal hands a roll of bills to the man, Kaylee bounces up and down in the background ecstatic.

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Later on board Serenity flying through the black.

Mal is sitting at the dinner table with Wash, Zoe and Inara. The girls clear the table

Mal says, "Hey Dead Eye got you a little present," and hands him a bag of coin and a big flat envelope full of copy's of the wanted posters for the men killed today.

The Sheriff wrote a thank you to 'Dead Eye Wash' on all of them for his 'public service and fast reaction time'.". Wash is speechless looking at Mal.

Inara give Mal a smile that men truly love to see coming from their woman.

His smile in return is just as warm and filled with love.

Zoe puts a big piece of pie in front of each of them saying,"Guess you both deserve this.". Wash smiles at her, "MMMM Wife Pie I must have done good." And they both laugh.

Cut to back on the planet. Kaylee does a couple of things and hit the com.

"Ok Capt'n Hard Ass you can break atmo when you're ready. Let's be getting the girl home. 'Deadly Dancer' 'll make it home no problem." she smiles.

As the engines spins up the camera pulls back, we see her lay down on the floor carefully planning on where to mount a secondary control box and chain hook . And hear her still humming the pirate king song to herself.

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