CHAPTER 3 - Bondage!
"HOW COULD YOU?!"
The brit accent fit in rather well here, mused Mouse.
"Hey, how was I supposed to know he would want to actually demonstrate how to kill a vampire?" Mouse defended herself as they walked down the hallway.
"Fine then…obviously I'm in an alternate universe…" he glared at the black clad figure beside him and added "again" under his breath before opening his mouth to continue.
Mouse snorted, interrupting him. "Pure genius! How long did it take you ta figure that one out?"
Naturally, he ignored this and went on with what he was saying in the first place.
"…seeing as how the sun isn't burning flesh from my bones and turning me into ash." he glared at nothing in particular - which he was very good at doing, really.
Mouse stopped and adopted a dramatic pose. Spike kept walking so she dropped the pose, which protested loudly so she picked it up again seeing as it had caught his attention anyhow.
"We are in…"
At that moment Manson popped out of no where to scream, " dun dun DUUUUUN" at the top of her lungs before vanishing again.
"…the world of a Sculptor with a Hormone Problem." Mouse finished darkly.
Spike just blinked.
"Harry Potter, you twit."
"…"
"Get it? Harry Potter?…Hairy…Hormones?….oh forget it…"
"…." A blank look from the Vampire.
"Wizards? Witches? Magic?"
The last word hit home as the vampire began to run laps around Professor Mouse, screaming hysterically about his extreme dislike of magic.
It was about this time that Manson showed back up with Sirius on a leash, which she jerked up so that he was now dangling slightly off the ground, clawing at the collar and trying to breathe.
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" she screamed shrilly, causing Spike to collapse, holding his sensitive vampire ears.
Mouse looked from Manson to Sirius, who was still clawing at the collar and turning slightly purple, then back to Manson.
"I didn't know you were into bondage…"
"Wha…he's a puppy!" Manson's eyes became the size of Buick hubcaps.
"He's going to be a dead puppy if you don't let him breathe…"
"Oops." Manson dropped the near unconscious Sirius who somehow managed to nod a thanks to Mouse.