Sasuke Uchiha is a very exceptional ninja.
Heck, he was rookie of the year. It's a title that shouldn't be easily disregarded.
Sasuke is also very experienced at evading various objects. Especially fan girls who literally flew at him…Flew!
He was a damn Uchiha and proud of it!
"So why in the world…" wondered the genius " Was I not able to avoid this girl?"
Indeed this poor boy was in the same predicament that Ed was in from the previous chapter.
Someone was hugging him…
Some girl was hugging him…
Some random totally unknown girl was squeezing him to the point where he was quite certain that a few ribs cracked.
"…Let go.." growled the stoic boy.
He honestly knew, with previous experience from fan girls, that it wasn't going to work.
…Dontcha just hate it when you're right?
" Don't wanna!" whined the girl.
"Why?" mumbled Sasuke.
Sasuke was expecting lines like "I worship your every move and the ground you work on! Please let some of your greatness rub upon myself and finally come to realize that I am your soul mate and want to bear your childr-…" ( Sasuke normally knocked them out cold by then.)
He was not expecting however " Cause' I like emo kids like you! I wanna hug them all!"
Sasuke's eyebrow was twitching at this point. He hated when people called him emo! Hated…
I mean what the heck? Itachi destroyed his whole fricken family and he wasn't allowed to sulk a little without being branded as emo?
" If dobe can see me know…" thought the Uchiha
Well… Naruto really can't laugh about someone hugging Sasuke when also has someone currently hugging him.
"Teme!" a familiar voice shouted
Sasuke sighed and managed to rearrange himself to turn to face Naruto.
"What is it do-.."
" …"
"You too?"
"Yep" grumbled Naruto "and she won't let go!"
"Sydnie!" called the girl who was hugging Naruto "don't ya have to go to Art class?"
"Crap! Thanks for reminding me."
The girl now identified as Sydnie poofed away leaving Sasuke free and Naruto more annoyed then ever.
"Oy why aren't you poofing?" asked Naruto.
Because I want to hug you longer!
" Sasuke, a little help?" whined Naruto
But the Uchiha, being that he is now free, already left to brood in his dark avenger way.
" Shit…."
"Let's see if I can hug you longer than Ed!" exclaimed a delighted girl to her captivated kitsune.
" AH CRAP!"