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roll call (n) - The reading aloud of a list of names of people, as in a classroom or military post, to determine who is present or absent.

You can't escape it. Anywhere in the world roll call is most likely the first thing you'll do in school or in the army.

Toshiro Hitsugaya white eyebrow twitched. Not even in death may he escape the troublesome task. Not even if you are a shinigami. People say he always blows it out of proportion but really it so troublesome. I mean he's the 10th captain. He has to wait a whole 9 names before he can just break his daze by saying….

"Here" drawled Toshiro.

Yamamato nodded before putting a big fat red check next to Toshiro's name.

"Good, now 11th squad captain" Yamato droned on.

Toshiro sighed and since he did his part he zoned out again. They're probably going to discuss the numerous suffocation cases occurring. Examining the victims the medics found their ribs cracked and caved in. Meaning they suffered of…

"Hugging" scoffed Soi-fon. Her upper lip curled in disgust " how weak.."

"I dunno" smirked Kenpachi "It's pretty sadistic and cruel…" he let out bark like laugh " what I would give to give to meet 'em"

Toshiro sighed "We're getting off topic here" A person with killer hugs? " The problem is how are we supposed to continue our work while our ranks are scared that the next person that hugs them is going to kill them." All the captains sigh on que. Toshiro continued " My bet is on Yachiru"

Kenpachi stiffened and then relaxed " Yeah your're proba-"

He was interrupted by a large crash as a figure fell in the middle of the captains' meeting room. For a moment everyone was quiet.

"SHIRO-CHAN!!!" a war cry was emitted as the figure, now identified as a girl, latched herself onto the white haired captain as she promptly began to suffocate him.

Silence again enveloped the room.

Hitsugaya has a lot of experience with suffocating hugs. His Fukataicho always did it to him. He figured with his experience that the best option is to wait it out.

Must stay patient must stay patient must stay patient muststaypatient MUST STAY PATIENT MUST STAY PATIENT DAMMIT!!!

The girl grinned. Maybe Toshiro's temper was present after all.