A little Mexican child skips across a happy field filled with mutant smiling sunflowers. She's so carefree because her parents really don't care that she's talking to herself or fixing bridges with clearly the wrong material. (How in the world does she make random shapes off the ground bridge worthy?) Not to mention that she's not a certified bridge builder. How insulting can that be? Imagine you spend your life getting certified then to realize that a small 6 year old child was already doing your job!
The girl pauses and turns to a random direction. "Buena Diaz!" She greets the invisible children who apparently are gifted in the usage of computer mouse. Unfortunately she had her back to the invisible children can only see the back of her too small pink shirt, tight orange shorts and small talking back pack! Everyone knows that no child will have nightmares about their backpack spontaneously bursting into song. (A/N Authoress has a sweat drop on the back of her head.)
The small girl coughs and turns around. "HOLA! My name is DOOOORRRA! I'm DOOOORRRA the EXXXPLOOORER! The small invisible children cheer as Dora exaggerates her name and title. (We Get it already Nick Jr! Her name somewhat rhymes Whoopee!)
He newly named explorer name Dora leans in real close and says " DOO YOU know where BOOOTS is?" A blue mutant monkey wearing bright red boots appears next to her and giggles. But Dora being the unsupervised preschooler she is ignores him and continues to ask the children in an oblivious manner. " Look HARDER!!" She says in an encouraging voice while swinging her arms upward. " Look look!" The monkey huffs clearly getting annoyed with the game and steps in front of Dora, but still… "Where could Boots be?" asks the now possibly blind girl.
"Oh well" sighs the monkey and he walks off. In his place new girl came in to accompany Dora. This time the little explorer notices the arrival. " HAVE yooouuu seeen BOOOTS?" She asked in what was a failed attempt to be cute. "Noooo!" imitated the other girl. The new arrival paused and resumed taunting the oblivious preschooler " Do yoooouuu know where my Hugggg went?"
Dora turned to the audience once again " No but Dooooo yooouu know?" she asked pointing to the middle of no where. The audience went into brief struggle to grasp the much sought after purple mouse. In a few minutes the mouse popped into existence on the happy mutant sunflower field and wandered over to the newcomer. It clicked her only getting a slight giggle as a reaction to the computer device's actions.
"That's right!" crowed Dora "There it is!" The older girl giggle again then gained an evil glint in her eyes. " Yup there's the hug… do you want it?" Dora squealed yet again " Of Coooouuuursssse! AMIGO!" Sadly the Mexican girl had breathing problems ever since. Not that her parents cared anyway.