PT: Chapter 2 is up! I'd like to thank firecracker-girl and xxFireWarriorxx for their reviews. I will try to write this chapter with more detail. To answer xxFireWarriorxx's post script, this fic will be something like a movie, but there will be something in their future lives I made up, if you know what I mean. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown. If I did, there'd be a movie and more seasons for Xiaolin Showdown and the show itself will be more popular. I am not Christy Hui.

The silence in the Yin-Yang World was unnerving. In the prison, prisoners were only just settling back into their gloomy silence, after their little spell with the monks. They had been silent for a long time 1500 years ago, but only about a year ago, they had been aroused as the Chi Guardian had left with the Xiaolin Monks. Chi had been stolen and placed in the Yin-Yang World. An inmate, a certain bean who has never heard of toothpaste, escaped by means of the monks and a little evil wannabe who still sleeps with a nightlight and fears toilets. At last, there was something the prisoners could actually think about. Only, it had been what seemed like an eternity since there was anything new. For the Chi Guardian was returned, the monks didn't need to return and no more Shen Gong Wu were brought there, meaning that no more Silver Manta Rays could explode in midair.

Today must have been blessed, as suddenly, a portal opened up in midair. Before you could say 'O.o', the giant, 40-foot dragon by the name of Dojo stopped flying in midair as the portal closed…and fell.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the monks (and Dojo) screamed as they fell towards the Yin-Yang World's cloudy ground. "Remind me next time that Dojo can't fly in the Yin-Yang World!" Raimondo yelled at Omi.

"Shut down Raimondo!" Omi screamed, "It is you who are leader!"

"You're the smart one! Besides, it's 'shut up', Omi!"

"Incoming!" Dojo yelled.

As the dust cleared from Dojo's vveeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrry smooth landing, the Chi Guardian awakened…

"Look at all the pretty stars," Dojo mumbled as he got up, now back to his 'gecko' form.

"Oof!" Raimondo gasped as he tried to get Clay off of him.

Omi and Kimiko got up and dusted themselves.

Clay carefully got up and backed away from Raimondo, rubbing his back.

"Well," Kimiko commented nonchalantly as she watched Raimondo crick his back, "So much for the almighty leader."

Raimondo glared as he stood up. He opened his mouth to say something, but Dojo cut him off. He twisted into weird shapes and spun around desperately.

"Hurry UP!" he shrieked, "This Wu gives me measles."

(Crickets chirp)

The monks stared for a real long time. Then, in unison:

"EW!!!!!"

A While Later…

"I think the Wu is in the prison," Kimiko said thoughtfully. Raimondo blanched, but his head chanted the same thing. Prison…Prison…Prison…

"Absolutely! I say we go over to the prison, take the Shinobi Star and blow this taco stand." Raimondo declared, trying not to look at Kimiko.

"They have tacos here?" Omi asked stupidly.

Raimondo wanted to strangle himself. Clay slapped himself and Dojo sweat-dropped. Kimiko stared.

"Huh?!" Omi looked completely clueless, that cute little cheeseball.

The rest of the monks shook their heads and decided to leave that question unanswered.

"Let's go," Raimondo said and then started in the direction of the prison. The rest of the monks shrugged and followed him. They haven't gone more than 5 yards when, out of nowhere, a stand just appeared.

The monks screamed, then stared at the sight before them.

The stand was all yellow, with a giant sombrero on the top. The sombrero was yellow as well, with zigzags, green and red, around the spot sombreros usually have zigzags. On the front of the stand, a giant steaming taco bore the sign, a giant, neon red sign:

FREE TACOS

Omi yelped in delight. "There really are tacos here!" he squealed. The taco guy in the stand stared. Not really becoming of a Shoku warrior.

Omi rushed up. He didn't have any breakfast today, being woken up by Dojo at 4:54A.M. for the new Wu.

The monks followed him silently, too stunned to speak.

"Two tacos please!" Omi said excitedly.

He squinted at the menu next to the taco guy.

"Chicken tacos! Parrot style!" Omi beamed.

Omi happily chomped on his taco as his friends stared at him. Dojo exploded from his spot on Clay's hat.

"SHEN GONG WU!!!!!!!"

There was another shriek from our favorite cheeseball.

He lifted his head. There, clamped between his teeth was a blackish silver shurikan, its four sharp points gleaming.

"The shurikan star!" Raimondo yelled, plucking the star from Omi's mouth.

Kimiko made a face.

"Yes!" Dojo yelled, obviously relieved that measles won't start randomly coming out of his scales.

"Let us suck this taco stand!" Omi yelled triumphantly.

(Crickets chirping)

"Uhh…yeah…right…" Kimiko muttered.

"LET'S BLOW THIS TACO STAND!" Raimondo yelled, ignoring Omi's scream of "That too!"

Raimondo took the Yin-Yang Yoyo from his pocket.

"Yin-Yang Yoyo!"

As the newly made Shoku warriors left the inky kanji world, the prisoners were sure they'd be bored again. No one thought they'd returned again, that the unthinkable would happen as evil started to grow inside one of the monk's hearts.

TO Be Continued…

PT: Right, a cliffhanger at last! Hope you like the next chapter, when there will be more action! Including SHOKU POWER! Yay! Please comment!