Know your stars
By Joshua Carlson
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Know your stars...Know your stars...know YOUR stars..
" Luigi... He snorts anthrax..." The announcer...announced.
" WHAT?! I do no such thing!" Luigi argued, sitting on the stool.
" Luigi...He's Half Italian, Half Horse, Half Robot..."
" Wait..that's THREE halves, and I'm no animal or machine!" Luigi complained, getting annoyed.
" Luigi... He hasn't brushed his teeth..in seven months." The announcer said.
" Okay..that's true" Luigi admitted.
" And now you know, Luigi. The Anthrax snorting, trans-species, dirty mouthed plumber."
" They don't know me at all! Hey! Can you hear me?!"