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So this is chap two.

Chapter two

Let's Piss off our Fanclubs!

Naruto:(eating a piece of chocolate cake)

Sasuke: (watches naruto eat cake)

Dee and Ino:(taping them both)

Sasuke:(see's cake on Naruto's cheek and licks it off)

Naruto:(blushes)

Sasuke:(smirk)

Dee: Big sister this is why I was smirking

Ino: ok but make them do something dirty (smirks evily)

SND(runs away from Ino)

Dee:(runs with Naruto and Sasuke) I dont own Naruto or the characters but my characters will

have a number by them.

Ino:come on little sister put me in this chap I promise i'll be good(runs after Dee)

With Naruto and Sasuke under the Cherryblossom Tree

"Sasuke why are we here shouldn't we try to get back to our room?"Naruto asked sitting in Sasuke's lap under the blossom tree.

Petals falling from the tree. Sasuke laying his back against the tree with his eyes closed, listened to Naruto talk. Naruto stopped talking and controlled the falling petals to hit sasuke in the face.

Naruto touched the tree and got up out of Sasuke's lap and all the petals fell on Sasuke. Sasuke looked up towards the blond and lifted the blond up with his mind and placed him back in his lap along with the fallen cherryblossoms. Naruto pouted and took his hat off and let his hair down. Sasuke opened his eyes and touched Naruto's hair.

"Naruto,I love the feel of your hair.What made you want to let gorw so long."Sasuke said while feeling the long locks of blond hair.

"Sasuke I dont really know , I think I did it because my cousin Ino said I should let it grow out, so I did." Naruto smiled and rested his head on Sasuke's chest.

A giant flower bud landed in front of Sasuke and Naruto. Naruto jumped out of Sasuke's lap and ran towards the flower in exciment and Sasuke strared at the flower bud and sighed.The Flower bud bloomed into a beatiful purple orchid and a girl by the name of Ino Yamanaka jumped out wearing a longed sleeved orchid kimmono that was above her knees. Her bleach blonde hair in a in a bun on the side of her head with flower hair pins holding it up and her bang haning in her face.

She walked towards Naruto and hugged him tightly."Naru-chan I missed you so much! Oh hi Sasuke." She stated boredly." Ino-chan what are you doing here and whats with the entrance!?" "Oh I came here because im going to be going to school here and I like doing that!" She smiled at her cosin and let go of him.

"Sasuke so how have you been trating my cousin you bastard."She stated with a frown now on her face."What the hell Ino you just not get here and you start calling me a bastard and shit and of course im treating Naruto good.Damn!"

"Yay I pissed him off. hehehe". She gigled and frowned as soon as she felt someone pulling up her already short kimono.she turned around and dropped kicked the guy in the face,sending him into the ground.She turned towards a scared Naruto.

Sasuke sighed and thought,"this is going to be a long seamester". He got up and hugged Naruto."It's ok Naru she is not pissed at you ok she will calm down dont worry". He said trying to calm down a now panicing blonde.

Naruto wasn't panicing because of his cousin drop kicking the perv in the ground he was panicing because he could hear the screams of his fans coming towards them. The fans came running towards there way and Ino tried to run away before they ran her over but she tripped over a branch and knocked into Naruto.

There fans no arrived at the cherryblossom tree to shocked at what they see before them.A kissing Naruto and Sasuke, the fans started to cry and walk away with broken hearts and erections. Ino grabbed her hair pin and all her hair fell down her back and she turned the hair pen into a camera and took pictures of the friends kissing. With a smirk of satisfaction she disappeared.

Naruto breaking the kiss blushed madly and turned his back to Sasuke.Sasuke blushing lightly cleared his throat and said," Now I know one thing to make our fans leave us alone.""Yeah wha.. what is th...that." Naruto said stuttering. "We have to trick them into thinking we are a couple so they we leave us alone, I mean did you see how they walked away saying"oh theres no hope now. or "now that i see them together i should just give up." we have to keep making them belive we are couple so they will leave us alone." Sasuke said smirking at Naruto. Naruto with his back still facing Sasuke nodded his head and walked to a bench and sat down.

Sasuke follwed and sat down next to Naruto.

"Naruto are you ok with the plan?" he looked at Naruto worried

"Sasuke , I have no problem with it but who's going to be on top?!" Naruto looked at Sasuke now determined to know what his answer is.

Sasuke now laughing his head off, "Naruto -haahaaha- that is obvious who the seme is -ahahaa-."

Naruto looked at him determined," who is it?"

Sasuke stood proud and smirked at Naruto and said, "Me."

Naruto looked at him pouting ,"thats not fair Sasuke I can be a seme.."

"Naruto with your long hair and girlish figure I dont think you could be a seme but are uke material though." Sasuke said giving him a kiss on the lips.The kiss was quick but sweet.

"ok Sasuke you can be the seme once and then I will become seme next time."Naruto said smiling.

"whatever dobe."Sasuke said walking to there dormatory.

Naruto followed and wondered where Ino was.

With Ino flying around looking for someone.

"ok where are you I have what you wanted so where are you."

She froze when she heard a voice whisper in her ,"Im right here cuttie, do you have what I need". She turned around to see a man who looked like sasuke but his hair was flat and he was showing skin. He wore a tight red tank top and the schools uniform pants.

"Sai why do you always do that?!"

"because its fun Ino-chan and i love seeing your reaction."

He kissed her on her neck, making her shiver.

"Here you go Sai .." She tosses the camera at him."now leave me alone ok!"

"No can do my little flower, whatever I say you have to do it. Dont you remeber what happened a nine years ago.On that night of the attack on your family how you almost died and I saved you and your cusin and how you would repay me back no matter what it is." Sai said looking at Ino with a blank expression on his face.

"no I haven't forgoten Sai." She say's crying.

"There, there Ino , stop crying im sorry I wont do it again just please dont cry."

"Im not going to stop crying until you tell me im free from being your slave!"She burst out into sob's and it started to rain.The more she cried the harder the rain was.

Sai hugged Ino and landed down on the ground leaving her floating in the sky,with a frown on his face.He looked up and saw Ino still crying, he walked off and disapeared.

Ino:(cries)

Dee: Its going to be fine big sis (gives Ino a cupcake)

Ino:(throws the cupcake away)

Dee:(cries) Naruto Ino threw away the cupcake I gave her!

Naruto:Ino why did you do that!?

Ino: ...

Sasuke:(walks in and see's Dee crying and Naruto pissed at Ino) ummm ok then(walks out)

Naruto: Dee aren't you going to be in the next chapter?

Dee:(stops crying) yep but im using my Real name!

Sasuke: (sighs) hoped you enjoyed the chapter and until next time

leave comments plz and tell her how she did.(glares at Ino)

and you Ino stop being mean.

Ino:(glares at Sasuke) shut up!