Chapter 3 for Naruto foul goop. THIS CHAPTER WILL NOT BE A FILLER ONE. I promised myself it wouldn't be one.

Naruto belongs to misashi kishimoto. also thanks to jc211213 for all the reviews.

The annoying ring of a alarm clock was always a horrid sound. Especially when it was five in the morning. Naruto had made sure to set his alarm clock to five am, so he could get some early morning training in before he had to go meet his genin sensei along with his 'teammates'.

Naruto got out of bed to complete all of his morning rituals. After taking a shower and brushing his teeth naruto grabbed an apple and walked out of the door.

He noticed all the villagers looked happy, painfully so. They all strolled around without a care in the world.

He envied them.

Evan if he tried naruto could never get his shoulders to stop tensing at every little sound. Or to get his mind of all the dangers that were around him. one day he wished he could just sit down and watch the clouds.

He had made it to his favorite training grounds. The forest of death. Of course the forest was filled with man eating animals, poisonous plants, and rodents of unusual size, but it made him feel at home.

He trained for about two hours before heading back to his house to take another shower. You see naruto was a very clean person, he hated it when there were crumbs on the counter. He just had to wipe them of into the sink, or else the idea of crumbs on the counter would just keep popping up all day long.

All the thoughts of crumbs on the counter put naruto in a state of unconsciousness. by the time he woke up from his daze he was already thirty minutes late.

He hastily put on his black shirt and pants and don't forget trademark necklace, and rushed out the door.

Sasuke was bored of course it didn't show up on his face but he was very bored. He seriously thought he was the most bored person on the planet.

Not only had he had to be teammates with the pink thing called sakura, but for the past ten minutes she had been blabbing on about how she loves puppies except akamaru because one time the small puppy had peed on her new dress.

Why she thought he needed to know such blabber wasn't a thought in sakuras head. He only could catch some of the one-sided conservation other than giggling.

"..I wish I money for that new fair that's coming to town, but my mom said I cant have any more money…." sasuke tuned out the rest but it was hard to do with her sitting right next to him,

"…sasuke-kun are you listening to me, you keep staring at that wall. Your not seeing a pink unicorn are you, I heard that if you see that you need…"

He wished to kami-sama that something or someone to come and save him from this pink-haired doom.

Room twenty-four was the room that naruto knew held the two evils he would have to face for a year or so.

So he just opened the door fast, like ripping a band-aid (I hate that)

Naruto walked in the room to find a stoic black haired emo, and a fast-talking pink…thing.

They both looked up, (and sakura stopped talking) naruto walked in and sat down in an empty seat near the front.

"who are you?" said a curious sakura. Naruto looked at her an eyebrow raised "your third teammate" he gruffly answered. She talked like he shouldn't be here like he didn't matter. 'How dare she talk to me like that I could tear her apart" he thought.

Apparently sakura got the message by his foul tone and looked away. No one talked until a mans face appeared in the doorway.

The silver haired masked looked at all them then proclaimed "well, my first impression of all of you is your all really boring" "meet me on the roof" he swiftly said. And disappeared into smoke.

Sasuke and sakura starting walking up the stairs. When sasuke turned to tell there new teammate to hurry up he wasn't behind them.

When sasuke and sakura got to the roof they were surprised to find that naruto was all ready sitting on the floor having a staring contest with there new sensei.

"okay kiddies why don't we start by interfusing each other hm" kakashi said. "you first um..pink girl" he said.

Sakura glared at him for the name. "you should tells us about you first sensei" she exclaimed.

"okay then, my name is hatake kakashi, but you can call me kakashi-sensei. My likes are…my dislikes are…. I have a lot of hobbies…dreams..uh" "next, you pinky" he quickly replied.

Sakura glared and began. "my name is Haruno Sakura, and my likes are sasuke-kun, and flowers. My dislikes are ino-pig, and people who are mean to sasuke. My hobbies are.." the end was a mess of giggling.

"Ok..then" kakashi said with a eyebrow raised. "you next broody"

Sasuke looked up "My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I have little likes, and many dislikes, my dream is. No my ambition is to kill a certain person" he said.

"ok. Blonde" sasuke and sakura were alert to hear about there new teammate. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto, my likes are dark places, meat, and the feeling of protection. My dislikes are unclean things, the color green, and rust. My hobbies are cleaning. My dream is to kill "him". naruto said as if practiced.

Everyone was thinking different things. Sakura was thinking that this naruto was really scary. Sasuke was thinking who would naruto want to kill. Kakashi was wondering why naruto hated the color green.

"ok meet me near training ground seven tomorrow at six am" kakashi said. "oh yah don't eat breakfast or throw up bye bye"

Each of them wondered of to there houses thinking about the next day.

okay chapter 4 was my longest chaptar so far.

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