Chapter five

Weird teachers, but I like them!

Enjoy!

Dee:Kiba and Shino! YAY!

Ino:(cries) Why me!?

Naruto:(nags Ino)

Sasuke:(reading the story) Dee are you feeling good?

Dee:I'm still sick

Sasuke: Ok well I'm leaving before i get sick too.

Ino:SASUKE TAKE NARUTO WITH YOU!

Sasuke: ok(picks naruto and put him on my back) come on now leave Ino alone

Naruto:OK i will.(smiles) I haven't had any ramen i weeks!

Dee:oh yeah i forgot you said you weren't going to eat ramen for months or something.

Ino:(is passed out on the floor from all the nagging)

Dee: umm Ino you ok (blows nose in tissuse and put it on Ino's head)

SN:that's wrong and nasty.

Dee: (smirks) I know

"Ino, What the hell were you doing with Sai!"Naruto said fuming and stomping around the large living room. She looked around while Naruto wasn't looking and saw a huge hole that was made by Sai and thought 'Maybe I can escape this'.

"Naruto? Where is Sasuke?" She acted liked she cared where the other man was.

"I don't know but I'm going to go look for him OK so don't move."Naruto said leaving Ino with her escape.

'Bingo'she thought. She stood up and ran out and towards her first class.

In Class with the new teachers Deon hired.

"Ok Students! Stop throwing fire at her!You stop changing your form in front everyone! and you stop eating!"Shino said trying to calm the students down.

"Shino! Stop yelling at the idiots!"Kiba said facing Shino and pointing towards the class.

Everyone looked at Kiba and glared daggers at him and some really through them.

"Ok now that everyone is calm and now pissed. I'm your new teacher and this is my lover Kiba..."He said while looking around the class seeing girls blushing and boys looking in different directions whistling.Kiba on the other hand smiling proudly and kisses Shino on the cheek.Girls scream and boys start to cry.

"and Kiba here will be helping you guys who are having trouble in this subject.A torture if you want to call him that.JUST DO NOT CALL HIM YOURS YOU DAMN BRATS!"The students were now terrified and confused.

Shino calmed down minutes later and looked out his classroom door and saw a blond and purple flash run by."Kiba did you see that?"Shino said whispering in Kiba's ear."Yep I saw her."Smiling and looking towards the class.

"Ok class we have business to attend to for the moment but we wont be long so sit down and read a book or something until we get back because the only thing your going to be able to do."Shino said smirking and taking off his sunglasses and looking around the room.His dark green eyes landed on Kiba trying to fix his hat. He walked towards Kiba and pulled off his hat and under it were two perked up dog ears.

"KAWII!" The girls all said in unison while the boys were still crying over the fact they might be gay. The two men walked out the classroom and locked the door with all the students inside.

"Shino why did you pull off my hat you know I hate showing my ears!" Showing his fangs at Shino and yelling through the hallway.

With Shino and Kiba's class

"Man I'm bored."

"does anyone have a cig or something to drink?"

"here I got some cigs?"

The green haired boy passed his friend a cigarette and all of the sudden and sides of the desk became arms and wrapping its arms around the waist of the students and place books in front of them and open there eyes up as the size of dinner plates.Forcing them to read whatever book was put in front of them.

A hologram appeared in front of the chalkboard.

"well hello students I am your friendly hologram, my name is Kunna Shiromi and you will call me Lady Shiromi."The students was forced to raise there heads and watch the hologram.

"Now today's reading with be about Sex, I know I know exciting right so lets just journey into the world of sex shall we."

"Score! Now after this we will know if we are gay or not"The boys said in unison.

As the students heads were forced back to there books they(boys) became to scream and see images of yaoi.

"Yes children you are entering the world of yaoi and we are going to do couples and the first one will be your new teachers."Kunna said with a sweet smile plastered on her cat like face.Girls smiled and read until nosebleeds after nosebleeds. most boys trying to run away and others finally met their fates and became one of the fans.

"Good everyone lets keep reading."Kunna said while getting into a solid form.

Back with Shino and Kiba at another classroom

knock!

knock!

knock!

Ino opens the door to her classroom and greets her old friends.

"hello boys how are you doing?"

"fine"both men say together. "hold on a sec."Now everyone keep doing your projects I will be back in a few minutes OK."She said smiling at her class that was filled with nothing but horny boys.

"Yes miss sexy Lady that i love."One of the boys said confessing his love to her.She slams the door and looks at her friends.

"so how you been?"kiba asked.

"well lets see I almost got raped by some of my students this morning and some girl, Sai wouldn't leave me the hell alone, Deon is back, Naruto was nagging me for what seemed like for hours and oh yeah and someone stole my chocolate!Oh yeah I'm doing great just great!"She said while using sarcasm.

"wow rough day already."

"Well it wasn't smiles and fucking butterflies!Shino!"

"You didn't have to yell."He said walking back down the long and confusing hallway.

"Shino wait up don't lea... Ahhhhhh aha a..."

"Kiba when did you finally start walking around without your hat on."She said rubbing his ears.

"Shino she's being mean to me again!"He yelled down the hall to get his lovers attention and it did.

"Ino! Let go of his ears!"

"No!"

"Now!"

"No! One more hug."

"OK one more! that's fucking it OK."

she hugs and pets Kiba one more time and lets him free."There.Happy!"

"No I need to know something and then I'll be satisfied."Shino said looking at Ino straight in her eyes.

"What is it?"

Shino now turned his gaze to kiba and they both looked at her with worried eyes.

"Why did you and Deon come back?"the men said together.

With Sasuke and Naruto

"Sasuke get out the damn bathroom right now!"

"If I do you'll be sorry."

"Yeah right just get your horny ass out here!"

"I warned you." Sasuke opened the door to the bathroom and pounced Naruto and ripping off his clothes and pinning him to the floor.

"Sa..Sasuke get off of m...AHHHHHHhh!"He screamed out of pour pain while something big was forced inside his body.

"Naruto I told you to leave me in there but now you have to pay the price for disobeying."His eyes were as red as blood.He thrust out of the moaning blond and back in. Sweat became to form on the bodies of the boys.

"Naruto! Sasuke! get out here right this minute before I kill both of you!"Deon yelled through the house looking for the boys.

"Damit I should've fix that door!"Sasuke screamed and Naruto cried and panicked.

Sasuke bedroom door flew open and a pissed 'Demon' walked through the door blushing at the raw site.

'We are in deep shit!' the boys thought while trying to finish up.

Dee:(cries) I wanted to have them do it in pure detail but I JUST DONT KNOW I HAD TO DO IT!

Ino:(pats Dee's back )that's OK Lil sis you do it next time right. RIGHT!(went psycho of Dee)

Dee:(cries even more)

Kunna: (aims ice cube and throws a it at Ino's head but it melts before it gets to her head)

Ino:(turns around and glares at Kunna)

Dee and Kunna:(cries)

SN:how much trouble are we in and what did we do?

Dee(stops crying and punches them both upside there heads)

SN:that much huh?

Dee:(blows nose and puts the tissue on Ino's head)

Ino:stop doing that before you give me whatever the hell you have

Dee:no.

Ino:(moves away from Dee)

Dee:Read and Comment

SN:and see why we are in trobule and why Deon and Ino came back

Ino and Kunna:until next time

Dee:laterz