Author's Note: I do not own Twilight. I swear. Really.
Alice: Bella, guess what?
Bella: Do I even want to know?
Alice: Of course you do! Rose and I organized your Bridal shower for you and Philippe!
Bella: Oh, God.
Alice: Actually, it's right now! (Everyone jumps out of nowhere with party hats on)
All Except Bella: Surprise!
Bella: (Screams) Wait, where'd you guys come from?
Rosalie: She's on to us! Run! (All but Bella and Alice run off screaming)
Alice: Huh. Weird. Here's Philippe's sexy tuxedo! And it's SQUIRREL SIZED! (Holds up tiny tuxedo)
Bella: Oookkkaaaayyy then…. (Philippe randomly appears)
Philippe: Yo.
Bella: Philly! (starts making out with the squirrel)
Alice: I'm just going to leave now….. (Runs away)
Suddenly, a voice shouts from the sky: "THE END!"
Bella: Who's that?
Voice: No one. Carry on.