(Author's note/Disclaimer: Comments make me feel all fuzzy inside. I do not own anything that I reference in this story!)
Voice from above: Mwahaha! I control you all!
Edward: That's not true!
All: Yeah!
Voice: Oh yeah? Witness my power! –Spongebob appears-
Spongebob: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!
Emmet: MAKE IT STOP!
Voice: I like potatoes. –Spongebob goes poof-
Rosalie: Oookkkaaayyy. Who are you, anyway?
Voice: Why, I'm the author! I control you all. I made you dance on a table, Rosalie!
Rosalie: That was YOU???
Voice: Yep. I know all of your hidden secrets and fears.
Carlisle: Really? Then what's mine?
Voice: Rabid Fangirls, of course. –a horde of them appear-
Fangirls: OMC! It's Carlisle! Get his shirt!!!! -Tackle Carlisle-
Voice: See? Emmet, your biggest fear is Johnny Depp. Not the one from Sweeney Todd or Pirates, but the WILLY WONKA ONE!!!! -Willy Wonka Johnny Depp appears-
Johnny Depp: I attack you with my freaky hat!
Emmet: AAAHHH! He looks like Michael Jackson!
Edward: Okay voice, this has to stop.
Voice: Only if you leave Bella for me.
Edward: NEVER!!!
Voice: Okay then. Edward, face the evil emo Barbie! –emo Barbie appears-
Emo Barbie: I'm not frickin emo! DIE EDWARD!!! –attacks Edward-
Edward: NOoooooOOOoooOOOoooo!!!! –Jumps off a random cliff-
Emo Barbie: Oh well. –Poof-
Esme: You stop this right now!
Voice: NEEEVVEEERRRR!!!! Esme, now you're PURPLE!!! Mwahahaha!
Esme: -explodes from purpleness-
Rosalie: STOPITRIGHTNOW!!!!
Voice: Rosalie Hale…drinks out of the toilet!
Rosalie: What??? –gets flushed down the toilet-
Voice: BELLA MUST DIEEEE!!!! Demonic realtors: ATTACK!!!
Realtors: Have you considered selling your house?
Bella: NOOOO!!!! REALTORS! –explodes-
Realtors: But, we have a deal for you!
Voice: Alice and Jasper, must become waffles!
Alice and Jasper: -turn into waffles-
Voice: I command Charlie to go to Candy Mountain! CAAANNNDDYYY MOUNTAINNN CHAARRRLLIIIEEE!!!!
Charlie: Ahhh, my kidney!
Voice: Don't mess with the power of the author. Oooh, BURN!!! In yo FACE!
(Author's Note(Again): I am sooooo sorry, there were many errors in my AIM chapter. I forgot to include Esme and Jasper! Curse me! Jasper's sn was supposed to be EmpathDude. Just so ya know.)