( Disclaimer: Me: Ugh, do I HAVE to say it?
Edward: Yes.
Me: I OWN NOTHING. IN THE WORLD. HAPPY NOW?? Well, are you? –sobbing-
Edward: Yeeeaaahhh… -edges away from me, who is now sobbing in fetal position-)
Bella: Well, it's that special time of month again!
Emmet: Oh, God, you don't mean…
Bella: MOVIE NIGHT!! -Pulls out half a bazillion movies-
All but Bella and Philippe: AHHH!!
Bella and Philippe: Yay!
Jasper: Can I please go now? Movies make you guys emotional…
Bella: Ugh, stop being emo, Jasper.
Jasper: -bangs head against the wall-
Carlisle: Well, at least he's not cutting himself…
Philippe: So, mah homies, what should we watch, yo?
Bella: Philippe's gone gangsta.
All but Philippe: Ohhhh.
Carlisle: Medical drama!
Esme: Family film!
Emmet: Action!
Alice: Supernatural!
Bella: Romance!
Philippe: Somethin gangsta!
Jasper: NOTHING!
Edward: Something old-fashioned!
Rosalie: A carefully thought-out film in which a valiant female protagonist prevails over great impediments and, in doing so, liberates an equally noble male protagonist.
All: -stare at Rosalie-
Rosalie: What, I can't have layers?
Voice from the sky: Sweeney Todd!
All: Not YOU again!
Voice: Yes, me.
Mike: -poofs into room- Hiya guys! Hey, movies! Let's watch something about dogs!
Jacob: -poofs- Hey leeches!
Mike: Hiii cutie! –waves at Jacob-
Jacob: Um, ew. –poofs out of room-
Mike: No, don't leave me! –poofs after him-
Voice: Hiiii Edward. Miss me?
Edward: Um, no?
Voice: -offended- Oh, fine! -poofs all but Philippe out of the room-
Philippe: You mah McSkillet burrito, where'd my home-dawgs go?
Voice: Are you speaking English?
Philippe: I be chillin, I ain't illin.
Jack the purple-bearded leprechaun: Hi everyone! Who wants to go ride a mechanical bull?
Voice and Philippe: We do! -all poof out of room-