Disclaimer: Jacob: Say it.
Me: NO.
Edward: -appears- Please? –crooked smile-
Me: -hyperventilating- Um, I don't own Twilight. –smiles-
Edward: Good job. –Gives me a hug-
Me: Ahahahahahahahahaha……
Jacob: I HAVE A CHAINSAW!!
All: OMG!!
Jacob: Bella, since you won't leave Edward for me, I've decided to…
Bella: No, Jacob, it's not worth it!
Jacob: SILENCE! You can't stop me, NO ONE CAN!! -Pulls out a pineapple and starts slicing it with the chainsaw-
Bella: AHH!! –faints-
Jacob: MWAAAAHAAAHAAA!! -still slicing pineapple-
Rosalie: -poofs into room- Hiya everyone! OMGIjusthadthisthingandit'scalledafrappucinoandit'sreallyreallyreallygodandsugaryandthere'slikewhippedcreamandstuff….
Alice: I think she just said she had a frappucino?
All but Rosalie, Jacob, and Bella: Uh-oh.
Rosalie: Yeeehaaa!! -Jumps on a table- I'm F to the E R G the I the E, and can't no otha lady put it down like me, I'm Fergalicious! YEEAHHH!! -Passes out-
Alice: Jeez.
Carlisle: Rosalie needs to take her medication.
Jacob: The work, it is DONE! -Holds up platter with delicately arranged sliced pineapple-
Philippe: Heyo dudes and dudettes!
All that are still conscious: Hi.
Philippe: -randomly gets run over by steamrolled-
Bella: -wakes up- Oh NO! Philippe!
Philippe: -gets up, but is flat now- Yo, shawty! P-dawg is in the hizzouse!
Bella: OMGZ! He's like a little squirrely pancake!
Jacob: -pulls out fork and knife- Hehehehehe…
Voice from above: Holy crap, do you people EVER stop?
Jacob: Hehehehehe… -rubs hands together evilly-
Author's Note: Hey everybody! I've got a teeny favor to ask. Anyone who's reading this, can you please R&R a certain story? It's Cross Road, by daydreamingoncloudz. It's actually a tag-team Twilight fic we're writing together. We've been working on it REALLY hard, but we haven't gotten all that many reviews. Do me a favor, and drop by and review, kay?