Hey guys its lexiela again!!Sorry it took soo long to post the next chapter...but here it is!!My computer is working again so the chapters might come a little faster but i start summer school next week (YUCK!hahaha) so maybe not. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!I REALLY want to know what you think!!Oh!And by the way, the second chapter of High School Horrorsmy partners(samala) story is up, So PLEASE read it...its really good!!

I guess dreams don't always come true

BPOV

When I got back to the kitchen, it looked like a World War III.

"What the hell, Emmett?I've been gone for 5 minutes and you've turned the kitchen into a disaster zone!Esme is going to kill you!"

"Well, I started to mix all the ingrediants together for the Baked Alaska, and I wanted to mix it up before you came back so I could show you my amazing chef skills.But, apperantly, when you put the mixer on high, everything you're mixing gets splattered everywhere." He said like it was something that happened everyday. "So I didn't want to look like an idiot,"Too late I thought,"so i took the hose from the sink and tried to wash off the mix, but it just smeared it more.So, I went to go look for a sponge to start scrubbing the walls, and I accidently knocked over the flour and it got everywhere!So i tried the sink hose again to wash off the flour, but that didn't work very well. And when I went to go put the hose back, I discovered that you're shoes make a really cool sound when they step in the water,so i started jumping up and down in the puddles."He started to jump again, and knocked me over.

While chuckling, he handed me a hand to help me up."You always know how to lighten the mood. Don't ya, Bella?"His laugh boomed against the walls.

"You really are just a big 2 year old aren't you, Emmett?" I shot back at him. I couldn't believe all this could have happened in such a short period of time.I went to the closet and grabbed a mop. It took 3 hours, but eventually, I got the kitchen sparkling clean. Right as I sat on the couch for a well deserved sitting, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rose, Carlisle, and Esme all walked in the door.

"Welcome home, guys!"I yelled from my seat.

"Hello,love." Edward came over and kissed the top of my head and I snuggled into his chest.

"BELLA!Come on we have to get to the mall before it closes!"Alice yelled from across the room.

"No way!I just spent the past 3 hours cleaning the kitchen, because Chef Emmett, over here, decided to start cooking without me, and made a mess of everything!"

"Bella!The cookies are done!"Emmett yelled from the kitchen.

"Ugh! Not another thing to try!"I groaned.

"He's been making you eat them??"The concern was written all across Edward's face.

"Yes. And all of it has been awful! He tried to bake a cake, and put onions in it! His cupcakes were covered in mustard, not frosting, and his smooties had hair in them! I'm really scared what his cookies are going to taste like."I felt like I was about to cry."Oww!My stomach hurts! I think im going to throw up!" Right as I said that, I felt the vomit in my throat, and ran to the bathroom.After spending 20 minutes of throwing up every meal I had last week, I came back out and ran to Edward's waiting arms.

"Feeling any better?"He asked sweetly.

"No." I replied miserably.

"No more making Bella try your cooking, Emmett." Carlisle said as I closed my eyes and tried to get a little sleep.

"You could have poisoned her!" Esme yelled.

"You should have never given him that Easy-Bake Oven for Christmas." Alice told Esme and Carlisle.

"But it's my dream!" Emmett yelled back.

The last thing I heard, before falling asleep, was Edward letting out a low growl at Emmett. When I woke back up, I was in Edward's room.I guess he had moved me when I was unconcious. When I tried to sit up, two cold arms pinned me back down.

"Oh no you dont!"He said with my favorite crooked smile.

"Is Emmett going to make me eat more things?"I said, unable to hide the fear in my voice.

"No.He's been banned from making things and forcing you to try them. He is, however, downstairs trying to make some recipes that are laced with blood. He wants to see if that would make it so we could eat what he makes. Carlisle and Esme told him that they have to approve it before anyone else can try any of it, though."

"Well, that's a relief." I let my head drop to the pillow."I never want to expieriance anything like that every again!"

While snuggling with Edward, I heard a scream come from downstairs that I thought might break the sound beariar.

"What did you just feed us, Emmet?!" Carlisle said with disgust thick on his voice.

"That was horrible!!" Esme yelled, with the same tone as Carlisle.

"Come on," Edward whispered in my ear,"let's go see what all the excitement is about."

When we got to the kitchen, Esme was trying to wipe her tongue off with a napkin and Carlisle had the most disgusted look on his face. Emmet, on the otherhand, looked thoroughly disappointed.

"Aww, Emmy-bear. Whats the matter?"Rosealie said as she ran over to Emmet to sit in his lap.

"I'm hanging up my apron." Emmet said with his head in his hands,"I'll never cook again!"

"Is that a promise?" Edward asked with a chuckle.

"You know, Edward, it wouldn't hurt for you to be a little sensitive right now!"Rose snapped at him, then turning her attention back to Emmett.She whispered something in Emmett's ear that made him smile. I shuttered just thinking about what it was.

"Esme, dear, would you like to go lie down for a while?"Carlisle asked his wife.

"Sounds lovely."She answered back. And they left the room hand in hand.

"Come on Emmett, I know how to make you feel better." Rose purred.

"Oh Bella! You're awake!"Alice said as she ran into the room. She looked me up and down and dropped her mouth in shock. "You look horrible!Come on lets go fix you up! Edward, Jasper told me to tell you to meet him in the backyard to play some catch."

"I'll just be gone for a little while, love."Edward whispered in my ear.

"NO! NOT A MAKE OVER! PLEASE ALICE!I BEG OF YOU! DON'T DO IT!"I pleaded.

"Come on, ya big baby, I just want to fix your hair, and maybe put a little make up on you..." Alice began to ramble on.

One excruitiatingly long make over later, Alice and I were in a heated argument about wether or not to get rid of my old sweat pants, when we both heard a very strange noise.

"What is THAT?"Alice aked confused.

"It sounds like a little kids...giggling." I said equally confused.

"It sounds like its coming from Carlisle's office." Alice said as she began to stand up. "Lets go."

Standing at the door of Carlisle's office we found Edward and Jasper (who were all muddy from their football game outside) and Emmet (who was in his boxers and a t-shirt) and Rosealie (who was standing in a pair of Emmett's underwear and a bra).

"What the hell are they doing in there??" Rose asked.

"Probably getting down and dirty." Emmett said matter of factly.

"No they aren't. I can't feel any lust coming off the room." Jasper replied, making Emmett disappointed.

"What are they thinking, Edward?" I asked, my curiousity now peaked.

"I think they're playing...patty cake." Edward was now very confused.

Before I knew it, Emmett had broken down the door, and there ,sitting on the floor, were two toddler versions of Carlisle and Esme.