Hey guys! Guess who it is again...thaaats right! It's lexiela!I'm sort of surprised how fast i was able to get this chapter out...but i found out this week that my summer school teachers like to pile on the homework!hahahah...anyways, hope you enjoy it and plllllllllz leave comments, I've only gotten one and i would REALLY love some feedback!Until next time!

Bloody Marys

BPOV

"Patty cake!Patty cake!Bakers Man!" Carlisle and Esme were chanting together.

"What the hell did you feed them Emmett?!" Rose was giving Emmett the death stare, when two shocked, little faces were staring her down.

"Oooooh!You said a bad word!" Carlisle said to Rose.

"You're gonna get in trouble!" Esme said after Carlisle.

Then, Esme looked at Carlisle and grabbed his hand.

"You're my new boyfriend." She said to him with big eyes.

"You two are married!" Alice yelled.

"Ewww!!But girls have cooties!" Carlisle said while trying to break free of Esme's hold.

"What did you give them, Emmett?" I was still very curious.

"I just made them Bloody Marys...I mean I did add my own twist but I don't think that could have..." Emmett shrugged.

"What else did you put in there?!" Rose interupted him.

Emmett took out a small, very old looking bottle with Italian written on it.

"YOU USED THE EXTRACTS OF LIFE ITSELF?!COULD YOU BE ANY MORE OF AN IDIOT?!"Edward was so angry, if he could, I'm sure steam would have been coming out his ears.

"So my Italian is a little rusty..."Emmett said trying defend himself.

"A little?You just turned Carlisle and Esme into 4 year old vampires!!"Alice groaned. "Give me the bottle,Emmett."

Emmett tossed it over to Alice, who then looked it over and over until finally finding what she wanted. "Bingo!"she said delghted to find what she was looking for.

"Oh!I love bingo!Can we play?"Esme asked.

"Ugh. Bella, go keep them distracted. Edward, Jasper, Rose, you come with me. I think I found a way to fix Carlisle and Esme."

"What can I do?"I could tell Emmett really wanted to be included.

"Never EVER cook again!"Alice yelled.

"Come on, Emmett, let's go play bingo, ya big 2 year old." I told him.

Four games of bingo, 3 screaming CHILDREN, and too many arguments to count later (Emmett accussed Carlisle of cheating and Esme, Carlisle's "girlfriend", started defending him), Alice came out of the kitchen holding two cups of what looked like grape juice.

"Esme, Carlisle, I bet your thirsty after beating the pants off of Emmett at bingo." Alice said as she walked over to us.

"Beginers luck!"Emmett grumbled.

"Want some juice?"Alice asked after smirking at Emmett.

A chorus of yeses came from Carlisle and Esme, and they began to gulp down the drink like there was no tomorrow.

"So what exactly did Emmett give them in the first place?" I asked as I ruffled Carlisle's hair.

"The idiot over here,"Alice said while pointing to Emmett who responded with a 'HEY!' that she ignored,"gave them the very extracts of life."

I looked at her, confusion written across my face.

"OK, I'll give you the cliff notes. A very long time ago, the Volturi mixed together chinese herbs and blood from different aged people and animals creating the extract of life itself. The mixture made it so vampires could become younger. The reason they made had something to do with wanting to remember being younger, but thats a story for another day."She laughed her little pixie laugh."So, anyways, the mixture began to cause problems. So, Carlisle, who was living with them in Italy at the time, suggested the remaining liquid be destroyed. And because Carlisle was the one to suggest destroying it, the Volturi decided he be the one to do it. But Carlisle, being the good man he is, did not want all those people who were hurt in the process of the making of the mixture to be in vain. So, he decided to keep it just in case."

"Wow. So what is the grape juice for?"I asked.

"Originally, when you drink the extracts of life you age at regular speed until you've reached your original age...well, I guess it's really the age that you had been changed at. But, the juice speeds up the aging process, causing them to only be a certain age for about a week." She said this like it happened everyday.

All I could say was "Wow." again. Luckily, Edward came running in, scooping me up into his arms. "Alice, when Carlisle and Esme are done with they're juice, why don't we take them to the park." Edward said, while still holding me in his arms.

"That is a great idea! We should get Rosealie to come to, remember how much she loves kids?And I guess Emmett can come, too. I'm sure he'll have fun on the jungle gym." I laughed.

"Wait!"Alice yelled as we were walking out the door to the car,"we're going to need these!" She held up two carseats.

"How long have you had these Alice?"I asked confused.

"Oooh...a week..."Alice and then tapped her temple with finger.

"And you didn't warn us because...?" How could she have kept something like this from us all?

"Oh come on, it'll be fun!" She chirped, and then we were out the door.