I hated writing this chapter
my brain hurts.
:(
-theenvylover
Not Another Twilight FanFiction
Today we find the Cullens doing one of their favorite activities; Truth or Dare.
This is usually characterized by an ever-enthusiastic Emmett and Alice, a Jasper who feels like his manhood is being threatened, and, of course, a clumsy Bella.
Truth or Dare always seems to happen when Edward is conveniently hunting or otherwise far enough away so that he can not help the damsel in distress (in this case either Bella or Jasper) when she needs it most. Edward is usually hunting with Rosalie who would usually bring down the fun with her pig-headedness. And of course, Carlisle and Esme are not even mentioned because nobody cares about them.
Shall we begin?
"Boy, it sure is boring around here," Emmett says as he collapses onto the couch. Alice sits next to Bella on a separate couch and Jasper sits in his corner wallowing in his self-pity.
"Edward and Rosalie sure are taking a long time hunting," Bella states as she looks out the window and thinks about the boy who left her only three minutes ago.
"Iknow!" Alice squeals as she jumps up and down. "Wecanplaytruthordare! Wehaven'tplayeditsincelastnightandIknowyouwanttobecauseIsawitinavisionnowlet'splay!"
If I don't play then Emmett will make fun of me again for not being as manly as he is Jasper says in his own little monologue. I don't want to be poked again. "That sounds—"
Jasper is- as always- cut off and ignored.
"That sounds good!" Emmett says for lack of a better word. "Let's play!"
Emmett and Alice join hands and bounce up and down like bunnies on speed.
Emmett stops suddenly and points a dramatic finger at Bella. Before he can speak Alice interrupts him.
"Ialreadysawwhatyou'regoingtodareherinavisionbecauseIhavevisionsofthefutureandicandothat!!!!! IalreadygotallofthesuppliesweneedbecauseIliketoshop!!!!!! BoydoIliketoshopandseefutures!!!!" Alice jumps around, arms flailing, before shooting up the stairs and returning with a box.
"What is in there?" Bella asks cautiously. "Is it my beloved Edward?"
"No,it'syourdare!!!" Alice exclaims. She pulls out a giant banana costume, marshmallows, a slinky, a tuba, a cobra, several Travelocity lawn gnomes, a blow up doll, a dictionary, and a feather.
"What's the feather for?" Bella asks cautiously. Heaven forbid her to do anything that would make her look stupid…
"I'lltellyouwhenwegetinthecar!!!!" Alice squeals
Four Hours Later
"Wow, that was interesting" Jasper says. It doesn't matter because nobody even noticed he was there.
"Wow," Emmett repeats, "that was interesting!"
"You'rerightEmmett!!!" Alice squealed. "Myfavoritepartwasthefeather!!!!Itreallywas!!!!Itreallyreallyreallyreallyreallywas!!!!"
God, she's annoying.
"Now it's your turn!" Bella says to Jasper as she picks dried whip cream out of her hair.
"No," Emmett answers her. "We no do another 'til next chappie."
"Will Edward be there?" Bella asks.
"No," Jasper answers her.
"Well, will he?" she asks Alice, not hearing Jasper.
"No,wejustcan'tdoanotherdareuntilthenextchapterbecauseweneedthisstorytogoonforeverandeverandeverandever…" Alice says in a single, high-pitched breath. "Andnextit'sgoingtobeevenmoreinterestingbecauseiknowbecauseicanseeintothefutureandialreadywentshoppingsoyoudon'tevenneedtodoanythingbecauseboydoilikeshoppingandseeingthefuture!!!!"
"I miss Edward," Bella replies as she stares blankly out of the window.
so
i found the first part of this already done and decided to wrap it up really quickly.
there is no way in hell i will ever do another one of those
i wonder what's next...
what else is there?
-theenvylover
ps.
please go review JABADS,
i want it to surpass NABADS before i start the next chapter...
(this is the only time i will ever, ever not get pissy at reviews like "good chapter" and "update soon")
thank yew!!!