'The Phantom Ice Cream Splatter. He prowls the night streets of Konoha, ice creams of the vanilla variety in his hands, ready to splat unfortunate passers by with his icy weapons. This man is a danger to our society and we urge you to take care whilst making your way through the streets at night. No one deserves to have an Arctic surprise, turning a corner or going into an alley way. Travel in groups and -' Splat. Tsunade, Hokage of Konoha was splatted by a huge vat of ice cream, standing on stage, making a speech in front of most of the village.
A familiar laugh, from a very familiar unpredictable ninja echoed in the distance. 'Naruto! You will pay for this, Brat!' Tsunade took off at full speed, leaving in her wake a giggling audience.
A minuscule idea that floated into my head.