Chapter 3

"Great, Brian, just great!" snarled Light, pacing up and down the hallway, which was quite drafty, owing to the fact that half the tower had blown up.

"Hey, it's your own fault, L and Light, for no letting me in!" scoffed Brian, turning away, "I you had just admitted me, I wouldn't have done that crap, would I?"

L sighed. "No point arguing about it now, we have to get Aizawa-san and the others here fast, before something serious happens, and also so we can decide what to do now. We don't have enough funds to build the roof back…"

Brian chewed on his fingernail then brightened. "Hey, why don't we just rob from Bill Gates, and get the whole thing over with! Then we won't even have to contact the rest of the team. Yagami-san and the others will disapprove anyway."

Light nodded sarcastically. "Right, right, we just sneak past state of the art security systems and break apart a high tech volt, then get away before they even know we're there! That's a fucking GREAT IDEA!!!"

"Fine," Brian scoffed, and then looked Light directly in the eyes. "Got a better plan?"

"I say we catch the Yotsuba Kira, and then we sue him and use his money to rebuild our base!" said Light, with an air of explaining one plus one equals two to an overemotional kid.

Brian cursed, wondering why he didn't think of these kinds of things earlier.

"Then it's settled then," said L, clapping his hands together, "We continue our investigation."

Meanwhile Misa was stuck in traffic.

"HURRY UP YOU STUPID TAXI DRIVER!" cried Misa, kicking he legs on the back of the driver's chair. He growled.

"Miss, its rush our, we can't just blast our way through these cars, and if you suggest that again, I'm kicking YOU out of the car."

"What?! Meanie!" Misa squealed. The driver took deep breaths. Breathe in…breathe out…remember your anger management lessons…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" cried Misa, pounding her legs on the driver's head.

"THAT'S IT! YOU GOIN OUT BITCH!" yelled the driver, and ejected her from the car, where she fell directly into a silver Mercedes Benz, which was being driven by… (Drum roll) KYOSUKER HIGUCHI, THE THIRD KIRA, WEARING A "I AM NOT KIRA" SHIRT!!! (Gasping and fainting from the crowd)

"Hey sexy beast," said Higuchi the pervert, leering at Misa.

"Um, Mister, my face is up here," said Misa.

"I know," Higuchi drooled, looking at the fat juicy breasts nearly popping out of Misa's tight shirt, "I know that VERY well…what is your name, missy?"

Suddenly Misa got superpowers, the power to have a relatively complex brain, and thought of a plan,

"I am…the SECOND KIRA!" cried Misa, and she held out a tape recorder and thunder sounded from it.

Higuchi the pervert drooled even more, for as Misa's arm went up, one of those enormous breast popped out of her shirt. Not to mention she was the second Kira.

"You have…the shinigami eyes?" said Higuchi, his leer becoming even more pronounced. At last! A sexy bitch and the shinigami eyes are finally mine!

"Now, I want you to stop killing for three days," said Misa, "and then I will believe you are Kira, and if you are, I will marry you and give you the best sex of your life."

Higuchi smiled at the fantasies inside his brain. "Yes, yes…I shall suspend killing for three days!"

Perfect! Thought Misa, and she used her superpowers to teleport back to the base. When she was back, her superpowers instantly vanished and became stupid again.

"MISA BACK!" yelled Amane, and held out her tape recorder, and pressed play.

"Now, I want you to stop killing for three days," said Misa, "and then I will believe you are Kira, and if you are, I will marry you and give you the best sex of your life."

Higuchi smiled at the fantasies inside his brain. "Yes, yes…I shall suspend killing for three days!"

When the recording was over, L yelled, "Genius! Now we can set things up so we can prove Higuchi is Kira and then sue him!"

Brian walked over to the computer and sat down. "Now all we - TACOS!!!"

"NO!" cried Light as he saw the taco ad that Brian was staring at, transfixed. "He's gonna go insane! Quarantine him!"

"MUST OBEY THE TACO MASTER…" said Brian, and lumbered out of the base, the rest of the investigation team hot on his heels.