Chapter 4

"We've managed to implant cameras in Higuchi's car, and we've hacked into every camera system in Japan, so now we can easily track Higuchi as we put our plan into action." said L, chewing on the end of his thumb. A few minutes ago they had tracked down Brian drinking beer with a ravenous hobo. Thankfully, they had brought him back to base and was now as sane as a Brian could be.

They all observed the cameras, watching, waiting…

Meanwhile Higuchi was at his house. "HAHAHA! It has been three days, and at last the shinigami eyes and a sexy hot bitch are finally mine!" He gulped another glass of wine and turned on the TV, which was conveniently on Sakura TV.

"So we shall announce at the end of the show how Kira is!!!" cried Matsuda, hidden behind the screen. Suddenly the screen fell down and his face was revealed.

"WHAT THE HELL?" yelled Higuchi, saliva running down his face, "HOW DOES HE KNOW WHO I AM? I MUST KILL HIM!"

He jumped into his sports car and starting driving towards Sakura TV. While driving, he started getting horny. "Damn it, not now!" he yelled, and he started rubbing his dick as fast as he could.

"HALT!" yelled a police officer. Higuchi growled and pulled his car over.

"WHAT THE FUCK NOW?"

"You're getting a ticket for masturbating while driving. That is strictly against the law." said the officer sternly.

"SCREW YOU NO TIME MUST GET SAKURA MAMAMAMAMAMA!" yelled Higuchi, spit flying into the policeman's face. Then he floored the accelerator and started driving even faster. "Damn it not going fast enough!" Higuchi took off his pants and started pulling even harder. His horniness threatening to engulf him, he completely stopped the car for five minutes. "Ah…that's better." He continued driving.

"Brian-kun, I need you to contact Saix-san. Car-chase Higuchi towards Sakura TV, because Higuchi seems to be too turned on to notice where's he's going."

Brian pulled out his Razr and dialed. "Hello? It's Brian…no…no I did not rape anyone today…no…NO! DAMN IT NO! What? No….the crap…? No, its emergency code 95674848; evil maniac murderer in a red sports car going towards a TV station to kill a doofushead which is part of our investigation to find a mass murderer terrorizing Japan. You'll be right there? Okay, get your Buick, and bring Ryuzaki. Okay, bye."

Meanwhile Higuchi was getting horny again, blinding his vision. "GAH DAMMIT!"

Suddenly his rearview mirror showed a large blue Buick driving recklessly towards his cat. "They want a car chase…THEY GET A CAR CHASE…" He floored the accelerator.

"Dammit Saix stop running over people!" Ryuzaki yelled. "It's flippin uncomfortable!"

"Stop bitchin and enjoy the ride." Saix grinned, and went full speed, crushing several school buses and running over several pedestrians.

Higuchi laughed insanely and floored it so hard that his foot went through the car, and he crashed recklessly right through Japan 101 (). Saix steered his Buick around the wreckage and knocked over a couple of skyscrapers, which promptly fell and exploded, destroying half of Osaka.

Higuchi smashed into Sakura TV and the airbags went up, trapping him. Ryuzaki raised his AK-47 and blasted away the airbags, allowing Higuchi into STV.

The moment Higuchi was inside, the entire investigation force charged out of corners with M-16s raised. Behind him the helicopter L and Light were in blasted a hole in the roof and blocked Higuchi's exits.

"Accio Death Note!" yelled Light, pointing his wand at Higuchi. However, the Death Note did not go out of Higuchi's hand…Higuchi, snarling with rage and tearing off his face, revealed the red pupils and slit like nostrils of…LORD VOLDEMORT!

To be continued…

Author's Note: Okay…during this chapter, I may have alarmed many of you with my extremely annoying and somewhat hard to follow writing, but please bear with me. After all, you lucky to even have an update by now, never mind decent. I realize my writing has completely abandoned all reason during this chapter, but please be thankful I will recuperate after this and never write as screwed up sentences as these, or ever write an author's note this long ever again. I hope. And I am also aware that there is no such thing as Japan 101.