How to Deal with a Monster Under Your Bed

by the girl by the downtown caffe

This guide contains useful tips and facts, written for all of you who as me have now to deal with a unwanted visitor beneath you every nigh, and not only to learn about it, but to love it and care for it as well. Enjoy your reaing. --Ching

2. tip 1

Oks, since last chapter was just the introduction, I posted this one before a week.

Tip # 1: Meet you're monster.

I know, the first encounter with your new pet might not be the best, but it is important that you introduce yourself to it.

Chin walked into her bed as always.

Chin: ARGHH!!1!

Monster: what?

Chin: What are you?

Monster: I'm a monster! I just moved in

Chin: But why under my bed!!

Monster: Where else could I go?

Some times, monsters would rather be named than being called monster all the time.

Chin: So…you're a monster…

Monster: Yes, but must you call me monster all the time?

Chin: Well, what would you like to be call?

Monster: I don't know…you haven't named me!

Chin: Alright, you'll be…Monsy!

Monsy (monster) : That's a girl's name…

Chin: ahh…then you should be…Ysnom!

Ysnom [monsy (monster) : ...

Chin: What about Chadd?

Monster: Yeah, I like Mr. Mons!!

Chin: That's great!!

Now review and ready yourself for a 9-weeks lasting fun!!