Sleepless in Konoha (lol)
YOSH! So you know how Sasuke went all evil and after that Orochi-bastard? Well…lets pretend that that never happened at all. We'll just say that he stayed and trained with Sakura and Naruto the whole time!
Disclaimer: I don't own them…but damn…wish I did…sighs so many wonderful boys. cough cough On with the story!
Sorry for the ooc-ness and PLEASE BE GENTLE! THIS IS MY FIRST!!
CHAPTER 1
Itwas dark out and the sun had finally set. Night had fallen upon Konoha-the village hidden in the leaves. The night sky was so clear, not a cloud was in sight. Naruto observed the rest of the village sitting on the window ledge and looking out of his bedroom just like this every night after coming home from training with the rest of Team 7. A gust of sudden wind blew Naruto's blond hair into his face and his cerulean eyes. Slowly, he moved his slightly tanned hand to his forehead and pushed his hair back. The air smelled sweet, like candy, and a smile crept up on Naruto's lips as he remembered the old days.
Asa child, Naruto was loud, playful, and obnoxious. At least that's how Sakura would describe him. At the Academy, he would never listen to what his senseis, or heck, ANYBODY would tell him. He always slacked off in class and he never really cared about learning much. He loved to argue with Sasuke and loved the fact that they were bitter rivals-even though they were best friends. He had the hugest crush on Sakura, who was his other team member…but then he realized that his chances with her were 1 in a bajillion. In other words, she wouldn't give the poor guy the time of day. Naruto realized that to have crushes and sexual feelings for people were just wastes of his time and emotions. Not that he didn't love his friends.
Anotherbreeze went by and jolted Naruto out of his memories. He quietly chuckled as he walked away from the window. "Wow…I'm acting like that old pervert, thinking about the past. Ha ha," Naruto said out loud. Walking into his bathroom Naruto realized that he was dirtier than a pig rolling around in mud.…"Well, maybe not that dirty" he said to himself. Turning the water on, he began to wash the dirt away from his face. It felt so sweet to have the filth leave his face. Smiling, Naruto turned the faucet off and reached for the towel on the rack and dried his face. "God, I never knew that it felt so good to just wash my face. I should do it more often…ha ha ha." Looking at his clothes he sighed heavily and shrugged. "I know I should take a bath but I'm too tired and I donwanna. Heheh!"
Naruto heard a loud grumbling noise. He looked down and realized that the noise was his stomach telling him to eat, eat, EAT! "I'm hungry! I wonder if I have any instant ramen left from this morning. Hmm…."
He ran to his kitchen and rummaged through the refrigerator. To his disappointment, he had no ramen and he didn't have anything else to eat either. "WHY!! Why is it that when I am most hungry that I never have anything to eat in this shitty hellhole?! Damn it. I guess I have to go to Ichiraku's and have a bowl of pork ramen…yum." At that, Naruto's stomach started to growl again and he sped out the door to his favorite ramen joint. Running through the village at nearly 60 mph, the blond didn't realize a dark shadow following him up in the trees, following his every move and chasing after him. "Heheh. He's so clueless."
The black figure stopped short of the restaurant so as not to be seen. Hiding behind the trees he watched the blond eat to his stomach's content. The hiding other couldn't help himself from smiling as Naruto ate, puckering his lips and making his face form the cutest smile as he slurped his noodles. Soon enough the man was moaning; he was getting too excited and he was beginning to get hard. "I have to get this itch over with. I can't take it anymore I need to do this! How long is it gonna take that dobe to eat?!" Just as he finished his thought Naruto stood up to pay and leave the joint. With a quick "GOODBYE" Naruto sped off, yet again, this time trying to get to his house. "Wow that tasted good! I guess I was hungrier than I thought I was!" He never once noticed the raven blob shadowing him up above.
Soon enough he reached his apartment and plopped on his bed. Naruto didn't think of locking his door since it was always safe in his neck of the woods and nobody was 'weird' like that. Suddenly, he remembered how dirty he was. "Should I take a bath? At least a shower maybe?" He thought about it and debated with himself whether or not he should. Sighing he made his final decision. "I guess…Oh fine. I'll just take a bath. Maybe I'll get all the kinks outta my joints if I soak in some hot water." He started for the bathroom and began to fill the bathtub with hot water and his bubble bath soap, just so he can have some fun blowing bubbles. Little did he know that there was someone else in the house other than him.
The man entered the house seeing that the door was left unlocked. "Stupid. Why doesn't he lock his door? Perverts might get into his house….Oh, wait a minute." Observing his surroundings he made his way around the apartment. He knew the place pretty well, since he comes over a lot of the time and hangs out. He wandered the house searching for his adorable blondie and heard the sound of running water coming from the bathroom. He stalked over there and waited by the slightly ajar door. As he peeked in, his eyes grew to the size of saucers, trying to take in all that he can.
Naruto was slowly undressing and he was finally stripped of all his nasty clothes. Sticking a finger in the gushing water, he checked if it was just right. "Hmm….Yeah. It's fine!" Climbing in, he gave the invisible man a great big view of his butt. And my, was it a NICE butt! (lol) Naruto let out a huge groan and began to laugh as the bubbles covered his body from being viewed. At that, the man let out a "hmph" and decided to strip out of his clothes. "I can't take this anymore. I want this more than anything right now and I can't take this stupid fantasy out of my mind! I have to do this…no matter what." Like a predator about to catch it's prey, he stealthed into the bathroom with nothing but his boxers on him.
The blond was so lost in the bubbles of soap around him that he didn't even notice the door open and close. "Dobe. He didn't even feel the cold air rush in when I opened the door. How he goes through the missions I don't know. Anyways….hmm." The man inched his way to the tub and as he was getting near it, he took a deep long breath. "I'm soooooo tired! Ahh, man, this feels good. Who'd've thought hot water and simple soap would feel this great?! Ha ha ha", says Naruto while he sinks lower into the tub so only his head and smooth, bare shoulders could be seen. The man made his last "humph" and decided to get started with what he intended to do.
Gradually, the man went over to the blond and reached out his hand to touch his glowing golden tresses. Letting his hand brush over the bather's hair, he leaned down close and began to whisper into Naruto's ear. "Hello, Naruto. You know, you shouldn't keep the door unlocked like that. People could get inside your house…just like I did. It's not safe. What will happen to you if somebody did get in, hmm?" At that exact moment the blonde's eyes grew large and were filled with fear along with confusion. He figured that he knew that voice. In fact, he knew it quite well. "Where have I heard it? I know it but I can't get a face or the name out! What the hell? How did this happen?! Why did I have to leave the door unlocked today?! Shit. I'm in trouble now. What the hell do I do?"
The man was twisting his fingers into Naruto's hair and was beginning to pull it painfully, making the blond move his head to the side all the while exposing his beautiful neck. The man shuddered and felt himself grow excited, especially in his crotch, yet again. Caressing Naruto's neck, he put one leg over the edge of the tub and into the water. "Who are you and why are you doing this? Don't you know that this is what people call trespassing? Isn't this also called sexual harassment? Wait no….it's battery, yeah. Wait a minute, who the fuck are you?!" Naruto spilled out to the man as he splashed his left leg into the tub, too. The man sat on the rim of the tub and locked his arms around his prey's neck.
"This isn't what you think it is, Naruto. It's not trespassing because I always come to your house. I won't say that this isn't something sexual though. Can't you tell that it's me?" The man said with such a husky voice that it made the blond jump and create a tiny wave of receding bubbles. The man groaned in his ear "You are so beautiful, Naruto and I want you. I want you more than I wanted anything in my life." The blond hesitantly turned to face the trespasser as realization dawned on him.
When the blond laid his eyes on the raven haired man, he was shocked out of his wits. "Isthat you? You can't be serious! Sasuke? Is it really you?"