AN TIEM!!
Arissachan: LOL! How was my fic so far!?
Kurisukun: LOL! It was awesome I liked the yaoi!
Emirichan: LOL! Me too!
Arissachan: OMG! CHAPPY TWO IS STARTING!! grabs pocky
Kurisukun and Emirichan: OMGOMGOMG!! grabs pocky
CHAPTER 2
Meiko Patricia Robin Alexander (aka SAILOR DEATH) was trying to find some evil to fight, but she was having a hard time because her Millenium Pendant was being a jerk and not telling her where evil was. (
Suddenly, she heard some yelling from the park. "What the heck is that??" she thought. Meiko ran to the park.
When she got there, she saw something amazing. "OMG! It's the SAILOR SENSHI!!" she thought.
"I've never seen them in reality before! I have to see this!"
Sailor Moon was finishing off a monster with her Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss attack. The other senshi looked on in triumph as their leader killed it. "Wow! That's so awesome!" thought Meiko.
After the monster was dead, the senshi began to relax. They were ready to go home when Meiko popped out from behind the wall she was hiding behind and ran over to them. "THAT WAS SOOOO COOL!" she screamed. The other senshi just stared at her while she smiled.
"Um...who are you?" asked Sailor Venus.
"I'm SAILOR DEATH!" replied Meiko.
The other senshi looked shocked. "But, I thought I was the senshi of death!" said Sailor Saturn, all worried.
"Oh, that's just my name. I'm the senshi of the Millennium Pendant!" replied Meiko.
"Oh, cool!" said all the senshi. They all flocked around Meiko and admired her good looks, which was so much better than Sailor Moon's. Sailor Moon, meanwhile, was sulking in the corner because nobody was paying attention to her. "BUT I'M THE LEADER!" she screamed. "Shut up, your stupid." said Sailor Mars.
"Tell us about your terrible past!" shouted Sailor Jupiter.
"Well, okay." said Meiko.
"So, like, I was born to Prince Vegeta and Queen Serenity (THAT MEANS I'M YOUR SISTER USAGI-CHAAAAN!!) and, like, they were killed when I was a baby. So some evil mean assassins kidnapped me and forced me to work for them. By the time I was three years old, I was an expert assassin and I decided to run away so that they would never find me again. And then one day, when I was six, I was kidnapped by some big meanie scientists and they made me go under some genetic experiments, so now I'm really really powerful and stuff and I could blow up the world if I wanted to. And, like, a few days ago, I went to Egypt and I met this really cute bishie named Bakura and he fell instantly in love with me and it turned out he had another personality, but it was okay because that personality was in love with me, too. And then he was killed by some evil meanie assassins who wanted to kill me, but he protected me becuase he was so madly in love with me and we had sex, like, a million times. And so I got this Millenium Pendant from him and now I'm Sailor Death. And now it's my life's mission to, like, protect people because I feel sooooooooooo bad about, like, being an assassin and I don't want to kill anybody annymore and it's like, so not cool."
When Sailor Death finished her moving speech, all the Sailor Senshi, including Sailor Pluto and Moon, were on the ground sobbing because it was such a moving story. "OMG MEIKO-CHAN! WE HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD SUCH A PAINFUL PAST! PLEASE JOIN US AS THE LEADER OF THE SAILOR SENSHI!" cried Sailor Moon "Yay!" said Meiko.
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The Sailor Senshi were now at the Crown Arcade and were playing Sailor V video games and stuff. Meiko had just realized Motoki had fallen in love with her at first sight and had dumped Reika that instant. She must be crying right now, but she was cheating on him with some other dude or something and was a dumb prep bitch.
"So tell us more about yourself, Meiko-chan!" said Michiru.
"Well, I have an IQ of 728 and I'm fluent in English, Japanese, Hindi, Spanish, Chinese, Korean, French, Ukrainian, and Latin. I loooooooooooove Hot Topic and I get all my clothes and accessories from there. I love anime more than anyone else, but I don't watch that old crap from the 80s. I just like stuff from now because it's sooooooooooooo much better and Sasuke and Gaara and Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru and Vegeta and Trunks are such major hotties drools."
The Sailor Senshi sat in awe at how great their new leader was. "OMG MEIKO-CHAAAAAN I LOVE YOOOOOU!" shouted Haruka.
"OMG I'm not a lesbian! That's so icky! Find yourself a man or something!!" cried Meiko.
"Okay, I'll go seduce Mamoru-kun!" said Haruka.
"BUT HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!" shouted Usagi.
"NOT ANYMORE YOU PREPPY BITCH!" shouted Haruka as she ran out of the arcade.
Michiru didn't care that Haruka had just suddenly turned straight, as she realized the error of her lesbian ways and became straight as well.
SETO POV
I had just finished having some amazing sex with my Yugi-kun and I walked into my office. The sun was setting and it looked gorgeous. I wished Yugi-kun could see it, but he was sleeping on my bed like a kawaii chibi tenshi (AN: THAT MEANS CUTE LITTLE ANGEL IN JAPANAESE LOL). I looked at the picture of the two of us on my desk and I remembered the times when we used to fight. However, I was so glad that Yugi-kun and I fell in love and that he left that prep bitch Anzu for me.
Mokuba-kun wasn't home yet, but I decided to cook dinner anyway. Ever since I fell in love with Yugi-kun, I fired all of my servants and started coooking and cleaning for myself. Yugi-kun now lives with Mokuba-kun and I and we're a big happy family. Because I'm so busy now, I don't play Magic and Wizards so much anymore, but I like to watch Yugi-kun and Mokuba-kun play it. Sometimes, the three of us like to lounge in our underwear and listen to My Chemical Romance. I got Yugi-kun to wear thongs now and he looks so hot. I wear thongs, too. Mokuba-kun still wears breifs, but one day, he will learn how awesome thongs really are. I looked at the insides of my arms and I saw the scars on them. After Atemu-kun left, I felt really depressed. I started cutting myself and wearing black every day. I cried a lot and I often had eyeliner running down my face. It was so embarrassing, but I got used to it. I missed Atemu-kun so much. I was so deeply in love with him. I cried a little just thinking about the wonderful times we had. But then, Yugi-kun comforted me. He played Magic and Wizards with me and we started to realize how much we really loved each other. Yugi-kun and I became an offical couple three months ago and I feel so happier with him in my life.
Suddenly, I heard the door open. "Big brother, I'm hoooome!" shoted Mokuba-kun.
He was very happy to see me and it made me feel better. Yugi-kun came out of the bedroom a minute later. "What's for dinner, sweetie-poo?" he asked me in that kawaii voice of his.
"Well, what do you guys want?" I asked.
"Burgers!" shouted Mokuba-kun.
"Yeah, I could go for some burgers." said Yugi-kun.
"Okay, burgers it is." I said.
I took off my black trenchcoat with a ton of belts on it and put on a black vinyl apron with a skull and crossbones on it. I then started to cook dinner for us all.
END CHAPPY 2
R&R EVERYONE OR I'LL EAT BAKURA-KUN!
BAKURA-KUN: NOOOOOOO DON'T EAT MEH!
ARISSA-CHAN: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM LOL