I don't own Twilight. I also don't own and songs on here.
Bella was oblivious to what was happening and was drawing pictures with...toothpaste! Slowly five shapes came into view.
"Oh My Gawsh!" screeched Alice. "Bella!" Bella growled. "It's Doris Muffin." she muttered. Alice ran at her. Bella stood up and made the sign of the cross.
"Back evil pixie. Tell your fairy queen I will not be a tithe to Hell!" she screamed. All the Cullens stopped in their tracks. Alice's mouth was open in a O. Bella calmly began to hum her ABC's. They werewolves rolled their eyes. "Bella?" asked Emmett. She looked up.
"It's Doris Muffin and-" she stopped when she saw Jasper. She started to hyperventilate.
"Oh. My. God. Is that Jasper?" she asked breathlessly.
"Um yeah." said Jasper. She stood up and walked over to him and yelled, "Soulja Boy!" and started doing the dance and singing and yelling, "It's Soulja Boy!" Emmett was laughing so hard the ground shook. Bella stopped and looked at him.
"Oh, My. It's...It's..It's KING KONG!" she yelled and started pounding on her chest. Everyone stared at her.
"And it's that girl...oh yeah HANNAH MONTANNA!" she yelled pointing at Rosalie.
"And...and...OMG DUMBLEDORE!" she screamed and pointed and Edward.
"Avada Kadvra!" she shrieked and pointed at him. He looked utterly bemused.
"Bella?" he whispered. She looked at him and began to sing, "Ring around the Rosie." in a really creepy voice. Everyone shuddered. Then she burst out crying and ran over to Embrey. She started making out with him and everyone stared. Edward snarled. She turned to him.
"You'll never take us alive!" she yelled and grabbed and table cloth from her pocket and tied it around her neck and proceeded to run in circles humming the Bat Man theme song.
"Duh Na Na Na Duh Na Na Na, BAT MAN!" she yelled. They all turned the the boys.
"She's on crack cause he left." sighed Jake pointing at Edward.
Okay RxR! Oh and I don't own any movies Kay?