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"What?!" yelled all the Cullens. Bella came back and started to talk to Jasper about photosynthesis. He just stared at her. Then she turned to Emmett and said "break dance babe" and started spinning on her head. They all gasped. She got up and walked over to Edward. "You are a turkey!" she yelled and started singing and doing the Chicken Dance. Edward gaped at her. Then she went over to Rosalie and said, "If you're Hannah Montana why aren't you singing?" Then to Jasper, "You too! You are the great almighty Soulja Boy. If your shy I can do the dance." then she turned to Emmett, "Do you like bannannannannannas?" she asked. Then she turned back to Edward. "If your Dumbledore, wait no thats your daddy. You can be umm Harry! Harry has anger problems and can see inside Voldie's head like you! Ginny has red hair so you and Victoria can get together and I will be...Percy!" she yelled. Then she started to act very professional and pretend to shake somebody's hand while saying,"Yes I understand Mr. Fudge. Very well." Everyone was laughing except Edward and Jake. She stopped and turned around very slowly. She walked over to Jasper and said, "Danny's not here right now." while moving her finger up and down. Everyone cracked up again except Jake and Edward. She turned to Paul.

"I want a piggy back ride." when he didn't respond she screamed, "GIVE ME A DAMN PIGGY BACK RIDE OR I WILL DESTROY ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKING BARBIES!" He gaped and bent down so she could climb on his back. "Did Bella just say that?" whispered Edward. They all nodded and watched Paul run around with her on his back. When they passed Embrey Bella flung herself at him and he barley caught her.

"My night in shining armor." she crooned and hit his nose with her finger. They started making out again and Edward snarled. Bella walked over to Alice and screamed, "Tam Lin is mine!" and stalked off. Everyone burst out laughing minus Edward and now Alice.

Then she started singing, "Crush Crush Crush." very well. She walked over to Jasper and sang, "hey taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies

Crush
Crush
Crush
Crush, crush
(Two, three, four!)

Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one, two I was just counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this" He stared at her.

She waltzed off to Emmett and began sining "Emergency." Then she stopped in front of Edward and sang the whole "When you're gone." song in a really sad voice. He stared at her.

"Edward smells like...a moths, uncles, orange, umbrella shaped, computer!" and waltzed off to sing "Touch my Body." They looked at each other.

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