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Bella was dancing and singing "Miss Murder" How you dance to Miss Murder is beyond all of them but dance she did.
They all turned to the boys again. "Explain." hissed Edward.
"When you left Bella was all depressed and sad. She was cutting herself. Then today she came over acting all weird and she smelled like crack. We don't know where she got it." said Jake.
They all sighed. Bella came over and said to Paul, "I need a hug." he was about to hug her when she yelled, "Not from you dickweed! I want you to find someone to hug me!" he stared at her. She pointed at Rosalie. "Her." Rosalie's mouth dropped open. "Never mind." said Bella. "Him." she said pointing at Jasper. He looked nervous. She hugged him and then she...stuck gum in his honey hair. She cackled.
"An apple my pretty?" she asked randomly holding out an imaginary apple to Edward. When he didn't respond she yelled, "TAKE THE DAMN APPLE HARRY!" he flinched and took the "apple" "eat it." she urged. He pretended to take a bite. "NOW FALL OVER!" she shrieked. He sat down. She screamed. Then he had to do it four times until he got it right. "Right. Now you." she pointed at Emmett. "Kiss him." Edward shot up and Emmett's mouth dropped open.
"DO IT!" Screamed Bella holding up the keys...to EWDARD'S VOLVO!
"If you don't say goodbye to you Volvo and," she pulled out more keys, "Your jeep." they quickly got into position. Emmett gave Edward a quick peck on the lips. Everyone was laughing for ten minutes straight. Except Emmett and Edward.
"I'm tired." announced Bella and sat down. "Soulja Boy get over here." demanded Bella. Jasper sighed and walked over to her. She whispered something in his ear and his faces split into a grin. "Rosalie she wants you." he said going back to Alice. Rosalie walked over.
"Best of both worlds." said Bella closing her eyes.
"excuse me?" asked Rosalie. Bella opened one eye and said, "Sing it." Rosalie scoffed but started singing it. By the time she was done Bella was asleep.
"You idiot, Harry Potter dyed his hair bronze. No King Kong is not dead, well he is but, no he's married to Hannah Montana. Soulja Boy is married to the evil faerie queen. Her tithe to Hell I suppose. Harry Oh I am gonna set him up with a friend named Victoria. But we call her Ginny." mumbled Bella and rolled onto her stomach. Mostly everyone was shaking with laughter except Edward and Rosalie who was still pissed. Edward looked at her small form in desperation. What had he done?
I know this is my 4th chapter in a half-an-hour and it's 10:45 but I love this story so this is my last chapter for tonight.