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Finally she woke up. She looked around and asked, "Where am I?" for a second everyone thought she was better until she said,"Oh yeah, CandyLand with Soulja Boy, The evil fairy queen, Hannah Montana, and Harry Potter. Kay." and jumped up.
"I'm bored." said Bella. Uh-Oh. "You." she said pointing at Emmett, "Do something." he gulped. "Um..." he did a King Kong imitation. She just stared at him and shook her head when he was done. She turned to Jasper. "Dance." she commanded.
He sighed and turned to Edward, "Your flipping lucking that I love Bella and I'm your brother man." he said and started doing the dance. Bella was smiling while everyone else was laughing their butts of.
"How do we get her sober?" asked Alice.
"I dunno. I think It'll wear off." said Jasper. They sighed.
"It's been five hours so it should wear off soon." said Jake.
"Damn." muttered Quil. They glared at him.
Bella came over.
"Harry do a magic trick." she said. Edward sighed. He did a really pathetic trick. Bella found it hilarious.
"Hey fairy queen," called Bella. Alice looked up. "Come here." Alice walked over. "We're gonna play...HOUSE!" yelled Bella. Alice's eyes widened. "You can be the baby and I'll be the mommy."s aid Bella. "Soulja Boy is the daddy and Harry, and Hannah are the other children. King Kong is our pet along with them." she said pointing to the wolves. The Cullens laughed at that.
"Go to your room young man!" yelled Bella pointing at Edward. He sighed and walked over to an imaginary room. "Hannah stop kissing our pet!" yelled Bella to Rosalie. She stopped and sighed. "Now you," she pointed at Jasper. "Go get...pizza." Jasper stared at her then smiled. "Of Course." he said so she could hear but added so only his family could hear, "Yes! I get to leave!" he said and ran off. They pouted. Pretty soon,
"CARSILE AND ESME! THANK HEAVENS!" Yelled Rosalie as they saw to figures coming towards them. Carsile and Esme reached them.
"OMC it's Dumbledore! And Keria Knightly!" shrieked Bella. They looked confused. Edward started to stand up but Bella said,"Sit down! You are still in time out!" and proceeded to shriek as Jasper came back.
"Soulja Boys back with Pizza!" yelled Bella. Carsile and Esme looked at each other. "Soulja Boy?" asked Carsile. They nodded.
"This is Soulja Boy, The evil Fairy queen, Hannah Montana, King Kong, and Harry Potter your favorite!" said Bella pointing them out. Jasper handed her the pizza and she put it on the table. "Come and get it!" yelled Bella and four hungry werewolves burst into the "house" and ate it.
"What! What a waist!" yelled Jasper. They laughed.
"What is going on?" asked Carsile.
"Bella's on crack." everyone said.
"How long?" he asked.
"Five hours." said Jake.
"It should wear off in one hour." said Carsile.
"Thank God." they all said.
One hour. How bad could that be? They had no clue.
There is chapter five? Anyway RxR!