Ok, so I lied.
The Spankings Continue!
"Here are the match-ups for the Third Exam..."
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"Ya know, Sakura-chan... That whole spanking thing with Ino was totally worth it, because you're actually having dinner with me! Even if Ino's dad DID try to kill me..."
As Naruto collected on his reward, the two ate their dinner, in surprising silence.
Naruto was afraid of ruining it by talking, and Sakura didn't really have anything to say.
As it winded down to a close, Naruto stood up.
"Yo, I need a Miso Ramen to go! I'm gonna go bring one to Fuzzy Brows in the hospital!"
After saying goodbye to Sakura (who had warned him, pre-date, that if Naruto did anything too excessive... she'd never go out with him again), Naruto left for the hospital.
The scene when he got there, though, was one he did not expect.
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"Tenten, once I get out of here, I'll make sure to help you train up so you don't lose like that again! We'll work on your Taijutsu! And if I can't help you get stronger, I'll do 500 pushups! And if I can't do all 500, I'll climb the Hokage monument! And if I can't do that- Naruto, what are you doing here?"
Naruto stood in the doorway, watching Lee shout from where he lay in bed. Tenten sat in a chair next to it, eyes red from crying. The girl immediately turned away from him, as if to hide the fact.
"Hey, you're the one who fought the girl I'm going to fight in the finals! Tenten, or something!"
"Yosh, Naruto! You can avenge Tenten's honor in battle! And is that ramen I smell?"
"Yup... Figured I'd come by to visit! And what's that about avenging Tenten's honor?"
Both Lee and Naruto turned to Tenten, who seemed to be trying to bury herself in her chair. Probably because the two boys in the room were shouting a conversation that could probably be heard all over the hospital about her... And about how she lost.
"Tenten is very upset about losing! Since you're fighting the girl who beat her anyway..."
"Well, I'll see what I can do..."
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Sakura knocked on Ino's front door.
After being ushered in by Ino's mother, she found herself outside of Ino's bedroom.
"Ino? Can I come in? It's me, Sakura..."
Sakura began to open the door. After cracking it open a bit, her eyes widened in surprise before the door was slammed shut.
"I don't wanna talk to you, Sakura! Get out!"
Sakura walked away slowly, with only one thought on her mind.
"Was that... a Naruto picture I saw up on her wall where her Sasuke poster used to be?"
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"First match of the Third Exam: Uzumaki Naruto vs. Temari"
Naruto and Temari faced off, in the center of the arena.
"Don't think you're going to even lay one hand on me, pervert!"
"Like you can beat me! I'm going to be Hokage... and that means I have to advance!"
The crowd stood on edge... Most didn't know what had happened in the match between Naruto and Ino, because Inoichi had managed to suppress most of the information regarding it... But still, it was the village pariah versus the daughter of the Kazekage. A big deal, that.
The match started, with Temari swiftly moving in for the kill.
She didn't want to risk anything happening to her like what happened to that loser Konoha Kunoichi.
Best not to take chances.
So she opened up with a Kamaitachi, and as Naruto leapt over that, she launched another.
However, in mid air, Naruto began using his main strategy: Spam Kage Bunshins until all your opponent can see is orange.
Not many genin can handle 20 clones at a time, much less the 150 that Naruto summoned.
Sure, it left him a little tired because his emotions weren't running strong... But it was worth it, seeing the girl start to panic.
Because panicking opponents made mistakes.
'An opening!'
Just as Temari swung her fan, launching another gust of wind, three Naruto clones popped up from the sides, and knocked the fan away.
One of the clones tossed it up in the air, while another one grabbed it out of midair and threw it out of the arena.
Temari gulped, seeing all the clones turn towards her, grinning sinisterly.
'Oh, shit!'
She tried to put a brave face on... But she was scared.
"Heh... Well, since you went and embarrassed a Konoha-nin back in the prelims... turn about is fair play!"
Tenten and Lee cheered from the crowd. Several people looked at them oddly... but the people who knew what had happened... the ones who knew what was coming... Well, there was mixed reactions.
"GO NARUTO! YOU KICK SO MUCH ASS, MAN!"
"DAMNIT, NARUTO! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND DOING THAT TO EVERY GIRL YOU FIGHT!"
Kiba's and Sakura's reactions represented the opposite ends of the spectrum.
Ino, sitting next to Chouji, was oddly silent.
Everyone in the crowd was wondering why Temari started to look so panicked.
Just as she opened up her mouth to forfeit... Naruto made his move.
10 Naruto's jumped her, holding her down.
Another Naruto pulled a rag out of nowhere, and gagged her with it.
And the real Naruto approached, ever so slowly.
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Up in the Kage box, Sarutobi put his face in his hands.
"Oh God... Kazekage-sama, perhaps we should step in this match, and end it? To try and spare your daughter the... embarrassment that this event will bring her?"
The Sandaime was shocked, as the Kazekage looked on, as if nothing was happening.
"Temari is a Kunoichi... If she can't handle something like this, and win the fight, then there is no way Suna would be able to trust her with missions. If one boy can defeat her like this... then anyone could. I will not interfere... not yet."
Oddly enough, Sarutobi was spot on a moment later when he thought 'That... that can't be the Kazekage. The Kazekage is far too concerned with keeping face to let something like this happen!'
He just didn't realize how right he was.
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The Kazekage's lack of action prompted Baki not to act. If the Kage was going to let this happen... There was no way HE was getting involved.
Baki's lack of action prompted Kankurou not to act. He figured that his sensei would handle this, if it should be handled.
And Gaara... Gaara just didn't care.
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"No! You son of a bitch! I'll kill you!"
"Sure, sure, Suna-chan... But you brought this on yourself, doing whatcha did to Tenten."
"I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING NUTS OF-mmph!"
"NARUTO, YOU ARE MY HERO!"
Naruto paused, to look up in the audience.
He saw Kiba (who had lost to Dosu), and Chouji (Who had lost to Kin), sitting up in the audience, holding a banner.
A banner that said "NARUTO KICKS ASS!" on it.
The audience was wondering what exactly was happening, as Naruto sat down on a henged Kage-chair, and had his clones pull the gagged Sand ninja over to him.
People began murmuring in disbelief, as Temari was laid, kicking and screaming (though muffled), over his knee.
The murmurs turned into cries of outrage (from the women), and whistles (from the men) when Naruto yanked up her skirt, revealing only a tiny thong.
'I knew I should have worn more down there! I thought I'd end it quick, though!'
With Kiba's cheers redoubling, and every guy except for Sasuke staring, Naruto brought his hand down sharply.
"You should have thought twice before insulting a Konoha-nin..."
Naruto's statement echoed throughout the crowd, causing people to stop and wonder what the hell that girl did to warrant such public humiliation.
SLAP!
SLAP!
Her whimpers muffled by the gag, Temari could feel her ass burning in pain, the imprinted shape of Naruto's hand a stark contrast to her slightly tanned behind.
SLAP!
The cheers and jeers from the crowd increased, while the spanking continued.
After Naruto reached 15 slaps, Kankurou turned to where Baki waited, hoping to get a clue of what to do.
Baki turned to look up at the Kage box, wondering if he was supposed to interfere.
And neither saw any reaction from the Kazekage... so they themselves thought they shouldn't interefere.
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In the audience the genin sat.
Kiba turned away from the spectacle, and looked at Ino, two seats down.
"Hey Ino, why aren't ya saying anything? I thought you'd hate Naruto, seeing as what happened to ya."
Ino didn't even turn to look at him, so Kiba shrugged, and turned back to watch the show.
But Hinata looked back, and got a glimpse of Ino's face.
And noticed her blushing furiously.
'She can't be... No! I need to get Naruto-kun to notice me, before I lose him to some... some other girl! If only Naruto-kun would spank me...'
And, oddly enough, Hinata and Ino shared what was essentially the same fantasy, only with themselves in the... 'lead role'.
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SLAP!
SLAP!
"Hmm... Well, I'm not sure if you're done yet. I've got an idea... I'll accept your forfeit, and end this... If you count off the next ten. If you can, I'll let you go. If not... It'll go on."
Temari nodded slightly, and one of the Kage bunshin removed the gag, keeping it close in case Temari tried to forfeit before her 'punishment' was done.
Naruto raised up his hand.
And sharply brought it down.
"O-one!"
SLAP!
"T-T-TWO!"
SLAP!
"THREE!"
Kankurou had enough of his sister's plight.
He was going to do something about it.
Just as he stepped forward, to throw in the towel, he was stopped.
He turned, only to see Gaara, shaking his head.
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SLAP!
"N-NINE!"
SLAP!
"TEN!"
After ten was reached, Naruto stopped.
He gently massaged Temari's bright red ass, satisfied in the embarrassment that Temari must be feeling right now.
'After all, why else would she moan like that if she wasn't ashamed?'
Naruto's hand unconsciously went a little bit lower, as Temari panted, trying to get a forfeit out.
Naruto didn't even notice where his hand was going, until Temari squealed, and he felt an odd wetness.
Quickly pulling his hand away, he looked at it, then back down at Temari.
Before Naruto could comment on it, Temari managed to squeak out a forfeit.
Kankurou immediately jumped into the ring, grabbing Temari.
"Winner: Uzumaki Naruto!"
And all the way on his walk back to the competitor's box, all Naruto could do was stare at his strangely sticky hand.