" Okay, so do we have any ideas" House asked as he finished writing on the whiteboard. The board said 'Thirteen ?' at the top. Under it, were the words 'bisexual?', 'experienced with a gun', 'Dr. Hadley?', and 'Huntington's?'.
Kutner had an idea. " She's a bisexual assassin, undercover as a doctor to stop Huntington's research."
" You're an idiot. She might have Huntington's. Taub?"
" You said her mom had Huntington's. Well then she grew up with her dad in a bad environment. She became a bisexual prostitute to get money to go to med school."
" I like Kutner's idea better. I'd rather see her in black spandex."
Foreman walked in and said " What are you guys doing?"
" In general" House started " we are deciphering the mystery of Thirteen. But right now we were about to discuss her sexuality."
The guys spent half an hour talking about Thirteen. They didn't come up with anything.
" She denied it and joked about it" Foreman said. " She's definitely comfortable with being a bisexual."
Just then, Thirteen entered the room. "Hi boys" she said. Kutner screamed and Taub threw the foam ball at her.
" Whoops" Taub said to Thirteen. " Now who scream like a girl" he whispered to Kutner.
House pushed down the board with his cane as he said " So how's the patient."
" Uhhh…, he's fine. I started him on OxyContin. He should be stable." Thirteen looked confused.
" Good, cause we have a matter to speak about."
Thirteen got a weird look on her face. She went up to him and whispered " If this is about our relationship I have something to tell yo…."
" By 'we' I meant the team." House was taller than her so he looked down as he stared at her. She stared back as the rest of the team exchanged glances. Foreman looked out the window to see Wilson pretending to read a chart as he spied on them. Wilson gave Foreman an I-told-you-so look. " Taub, tell us the matter we have to talk about" he said not taking breaking the connection.
" Uh sure. Thirteen we saw some guys with guns at your apartment. One named Mark. Is this the Mark from yesterd…."
" You were at my apartment" she said as she spun around to glare at him.
" Well me and Kutner were in the neighbor hood and…." he looked at Kutner for help.
" …..we checked if anyone one was robbing your place. And it's a good thing we saw them or else we couldn't …..we couldn't …stop them? Or something?"
" Oh my God" she gasped. " They're going to come here." Thirteen ran out of the room.
" Where's she going to" Foreman asked.
" With any luck" House said before he took a painkiller. " To get her gun."