Momomonkey
This is my first fic on Tdi, so here goes. I used some ideas from other competitions. And if you get picked, well, you'll be in two fics. How lucky are you guys!? Here is the story for all the chosen competitors that I made up. Enjoy!
Julia- I mean Gigi- Herberg
Yeah, so I was, like, running down a street to get away from those weirdo psycho freaks, (they call ME psycho, ha ha! I mean, phew, they can try all they want. Never going to scare me, suckers!) and I passed by this sign that said, "Total Drama Island! Audition now! Winner gets 100,000 million!" I was so laughing out my heart and lungs. Yeah right! Let me try and audition! See what happens you sucker freak person… uh… yeah. I went to the bus stop. As soon as the bus got to the place, my worse nemesis, Cicada, ran up from a distance.
"YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, HERBERG!" She yelled.
"Yeah right," I started, "You'll never catch me alive!" I laughed and ran on the bus. I gave the driver another dollar so he can close the door shut and drive away. I walked over to the seat in the back and sat down. I noticed a weird psycho person thing staring at me.
"Blah!" I yelled. He ran to an opposite seat from mine. Ha ha ha! Serves him right, sucker!
We got to the closest bus stop in the nick of time! I got out and ran away. Howling to the sky. I grabbed a camera.
"Julia, what are you doing with the camera?" My weird psycho mom asked.
"Auditioning for a reality summer camp! It'll be so much fun! All those psycho freaks will eat my dust!" I yelled.
"Have fun with that," She added. I ran over to the Hall and put in a tape. I turned on the camera.
"Yeah, um, hi! I am, like, so auditioning for the Total Drama Ice cream thingy majig. I really think I'd be good in the show is because I think it would be so totally fun! I LOVE drama and Summer camps are so majorly cool! AROOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah, so like, I'm going to do an acting thingy so you guys will put me in the show and stuff, so pay attention, YA HEAR ME? Yeah, a ha, phew!
"I will sing a song and jump at the same time!"
You all know how the rest goes. She auditions, and shall I say about a million times! Finally, the producer, such as myself, let her in and stuff. Here is our next contestant! Nikki!
My weird brother kept circling me like a hawk.
"Lets play truth or dare!" He finally shouted.
"As long as it makes you shut up, fine." I stated. He brought out a pencil and spun in. When it stopped, it was pointing to me. I rolled my eyes.
"So, whets it gonna be, eh? The horrifying truth, or the daring dare?" He jumped at me.
"Lets get this over with. Dare." He smirked at me horrifyingly.
"I dare you to-
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" We heard a scream. I cringed.
"What was that?" I asked. My brother shook his head wearily. I sighed.
"Let me finish. I dare you to audition for Total Drama Island Silver Season!" I sighed more.
"Ok, fine." I told him. Once he left, I argued with myself.
"You are not going to do that dare, you hear me, Nikki's conscience? I've seen what they make them do on that show. It isn't pretty!" I rolled my eyes to myself, "Who cares? Like I'm going to make it? I mean sheesh! Do you know how many people audition? Besides, it was your choice to play truth or dare. You have to do it. Even if you do get picked, what could go wrong? No one died!" I didn't even know if I was talking to my conscience, or if I wasn't making up my mind.
"Hey conscience! You going to say anything?" I asked myself. I felt myself shrug, and this time, I wasn't doing it.
"I've got nothing. I say you listen to your second decision. I mean, how could you go wrong?" Even though I knew I usually annoyed my conscience, I only annoyed myself.
"Fine," I slumped. I walked over to the camera and auditioned.
Next is Brianna Rob!
It's me, the boys only choice and man, am I getting boys. But still, these boys can't fool a butterfly. But butterflies can fool you!
"Hey Brianna, still thinking your getting all the boys? Well lets say this. Your boy crazy! The only boys that like you actually do like you, you know that right?" My friend Alex said.
"What eve. I just think you are jealous." I smirked.
"By the way, some people think you'd be good for total drama island. Good idea for saying your gonna try out. When will you try out?" He asked. I shrugged.
"After school, you know. But first, I've got to impress Mike Smith! There he is!" I ran over to start impressing Mike. The total hottie I've had my eye on for years.
"Hey, Mike!" I greeted.
"Umm, hi?" He said, confused. Then Herman walked through the doors.
"Ew, so over you now Mike. Hi Herman!" I ran over to Herman and tried my best charms I can try. He smiled and I smiled. I think he likes me, nah! But really, that hottie can out hot the sun!
It was at home now, and I haven't thought about the tape. I was quite bored.
"Oh, what the heck! Maybe Herman will love me more after I win!" I shouted to myself. I ran over to the camera and turned it on.
"Hello, Total Drama Island! I so want to try out! I think I am worthy because I am one, smart, two, so awesome and fashionable, three, really want to win and that should be enough, right?"
Ok, that went pretty short. Well, you get the idea, right? Next up is Seth. By the way, we couldn't get anything out of his story, so here is his, uh, tape.
"Yo, cool dudes out there! I want to be on this show so I can share my pranks around the world. I am really cool and fun and make friends easily. Psh, I really need the money anyway. I also want to go on this trip because I really actually want to go somewhere, do something with my life. Also, I suggest you force these losers my mom called on me because I stole an elephant from the zoo. Seriously, I can get away with anything. Just put me on the show, ok?"
Yeah, I know, if he wins, Duncan would be so proud. Also, our next contestant, Lydia, we couldn't get much out of her either.
"Oh, hi! I know you'll let me in! Oh wait, I won a gambling match to win. See you later, bro! Bye!"
I told you we couldn't get much out of her, either. Our next persons is Brooklyn Bunch and Alex King. Oh yeah, I'm not going to put up any more story. It takes too long.
"Hey, stop pushing, let me have some space with the camera!" "Yeah, what eve." "So we're like friends and stuff, but we didn't want to waste the camera. We're auditioning together." "Like that's not enough." "QUIET! We sort of dared each other into this, so here we are." "I hope this is enough for you. Bye!"
Total Goth girls but, what with it! I get paid for this! Only four more contestants to go, people. Here's Fay!
"Ok, I don't know how many people got dared into this, but I am sorry to say, I got dared to be on this show. Lets see, I like games, I got good skills, I love Volleyball. And, I'm done. DON'T PICK THIS!"
Two words Fay, Too Bad! On to the next contestant, Audrey!
"Yeah, like hi! I really want to be on this show because I want to meet new people." "Audrey, what is this about a tattoo?" "Um, I'm Innocent! Trust me! INNOCENT!"
Yeah, awkward. Now it is Russell!
"Yo! I am like, so want this show to be on me! I'm in it to show that white men can do great things. You better see it to believe it! I rock on the guitar! You'll see that too. I'm also very good at singing. You girls are going to love me! ROCK ON!"
Good man he is, Russell. Last but not least,
Wait, two more! Surprise, surprise! First up is Meg!
"Hey! Oh, your probably wondering about my look and the backround and, um, I just love the 80's, all right! I love photography!" "It's useless and stupid!" "Aw, man! Anyway, if I won, I'd use the money for my photography career. I'll also put some in charity, and take everyone's picture and give one copy to everyone to remember them by each other! And if they hate someone, they can put it on a dart-board or something! That way, they can poke them in the eyeball if they want!" "Doesn't that make it even more stupid and useless?" "Mom! I'm auditioning!"
The last one, for real is Ben!
"You guys are so lucky if you pick a good photographer like me. I think this experience would be fun. Trust me, I'm not totally in it for the money, you know that, right? Anyway, my friends think my posotiveness is annoying, but, I'm cool, you know?"
That is our contestants. Hope you enjoy! PHYHCH! Here is the actual last one.
"Hi my name is Emma. I love camping. I am really, really hyper all the time. Ask my friends, they say I'm drunk, which I'm not. Like this one time, I was at this relay thing and it was late at night, and I was getting really delusional. I had a laughing fit for like and hour and started calling my friends weird names. I want to win TDI so I can name a star after myself. So please pick me 'cause I like to have fun, and I'm going to kick everyone's but! Oh, by the way, Gigi is my sister! If she gets chosen, I get chosen. We're like, a package deal!"
If you have any ideas for the challenges, review me!
BY the way, Gigi resembles me, and that means Emma is Bellspirit. (PS She is really really hyper. SO AM I!)