Disclaimer: the same as chapter 1 but death note is not mine! It's Obata and Ohba's work and No Gundam Seed Destiny characters are harmed on this story, only Gundams. Also Kazuki Takahashi owns Yu-Gi-Oh and Akiyoshi Hongo owned Digimon series.
The second chapter of this damn story.
Katakuriko Matsudaira will add to this story!
Katakuriko: I'm an expert of destroying an assassin.
Fate: Silver Soul: Gintoki of Airgetlamh
Gintama is the best anime that cuts like a sword-fish.
After the mock battle between Gintoki and Gilgamesh at the balcony outside of His room where Gin-san, Shinpachi, Kagura, Sougo and Kinnosuke having an idle chit-chat with Shirou Emiya about the Kabuki Town that spreads the myriads of servants rampaged the whole town. When he looked at Gintoki with his Holy Sword and what he really looks like he was. But when he looked at Gintoki, suddenly he stopped when he took a glimpse to Sadaharu instead of Gin-san, Sadaharu intentionally bit Shirou's head in a process. Shinpachi, aware of these events, freaked out of what had happened to him.
"Oi Sadaharu, don't bite him. He is our client!"
Suddenly to the Gintoki's room Saber, who went unconscious during and after the wormhole crisis stormed at the Yorozuya meeting room armed with her famous sword, Excalibur and preparing to attack the white demon.
"I am Saber and my priority is to protect my master. On one sword, I will smite this demon!"
(A demon she said was actually to Sadaharu.)
The Yorozuya freaked out on what will happened to Sadaharu's fate.
"Oh my God!" Shinpachi bewailed.
"Sadaharu will…" Kagura yelled in despair.
"Become a dog's meat!" Gintoki exasperates.
Just as long Saber charges to attack Sadaharu directly. Sadaharu countered Saber with the most famous head devourer. Yet Saber shared a fate with Shirou by making their craniums bleed profusely.
"Good thing these guys are a bunch of good guys. They will help us to beat Kotomine-san out of their midst. That Kotomine made that wormhole to transport to the other world and messed up Kabuki-chou (1)" Shirou said.
"That silver-haired samurai is good at crushing Gilgamesh's Noble Phantasm by means of its opposition, Shirou-sama." Saber replied "But for a Silver guy named Gintoki, he is known as the Legendary Nuada of Airgetlamh (2). He can wield with his powerful Claiomh Solais (3) that destroys both the servants and the corrupted Holy Grail. I think he really looks like him. He has silver hair, and he has a true soul of a Knight and a Samurai all in one."
Apparently, their thoughts have shared in unison.
Shirou and Saber's thought:
"This man will become the balance of His world and our world!"
(Gintoki doing pose of Kira with wings in the first opening of Death Note (4) )
Suddenly their thought were cracked by Kagura by means of her uppercut but to no avail.
"Hey Kagura, since when did you learn to kung-fu-ing our clients?" Gintoki said in nonchalance.
"That will woke them up for too much daydreaming on each other. I think they were in love." Kagura replied.
"Yeah. but the looks do their talking. I think their hearts floating to their cloud nine." Shinpachi added.
"It reminds me of how eye colors attract these lovers." Kinnosuke added while scratching his temple. (5)
"Yeah right, let's leave these two." Sougo added.
Suddenly, another news came to their ears when another servant were rampaging to the Shinsengumi base. Gintoki turned on the television and saw what happened.
"Ana Hanano desu. A while ago, there is a servant with his Monohoshizao named Assassin was fighting with the Shinsengumi and they were beaten by that... (swoons) handsome guy."
Suddenly, another guy came ranting the news reporter.
"Don't you dare believe at her. She and the anchorman are having an affair!"
Ana Hanano gave a sharpshooter submission hold onto this poor guy.
Apart of this ruckus came, there is a guy named Katakuriko Matsudaira came to the rescue since Isao Kondou were going or do his stakling to Otae-san for a date.
(That guy is a stalker)
"Hey, I think that your sword looks cool. You were actually an as-sas-sin, right." Katakuriko said in a sternly manner.
"Tch, I think your head is good at my platter!" Assassin replied.
"Really, I think you've picked the wrong guy you fought." Katakuriko said in a manner of a Musashi Miyamoto and summoned Gunslinger out of their midst.
In one hot summer day in Shinsengumi base, Katakuriko summoned Gunslinger in order to fight Assassin. Katakuriko give the command to Gunslinger and enchanted with it.
"You may fire when ready, Gunslinger." Katakuriko said.
Gunslinger aimed at Assassin's forehead with his Buntline: Bullet of total devastation of all lives in a flash and fell down easily. Katakuriko, famous for his Yakuza-esque look bring his white hanky onto him and cackles quietly.
"wipe this wound off, you're dead." (6)
Seeing these events of the television, all the girls from walks of life mourned to him that he was just a handsome man. But for the Yorozuya, their jaws dropped in dismay.
"I believe... this is BS." Shinpachi said blandly.
"This news is as fucked up as it is." Gintoki said in a nonchalance
"I think it is better if we fight these servants as long as Kira can list their names to death.(7)" Kagura added.
Not long after, When Sougo Okita and Kinnosuke Ichimura went to the amusement park amidst the Shinsengumi for a good time, They encounter another servant named Rider and they fought barely.
"Dare to die, slut!" Kinnosuke said in an angry tone and summoned Dragoon in an identity of the legendary Holy Knight Seijouji. (8)
Kinnosuke summoned Dragoon in order to fight Rider and summoned his powerful sword, Ascalon: The Divine weapon of Martyrdom. (9) Just as their fight became lengthy, Dragoon summoned his companion dragon Bahamut as his steed and it became an aerial encounter of all sorts.
"Okita, will you be my back-up." Kinnosuke said in a heroic way with his ear phone and Okita agreed armed with his bazooka and he went away.
"Let see if you can escape Dragoon's power." Kinnosuke said in a stern manner.
Kinnosuke, Dragoon and Bahamut soars upwards to search Rider and her Pegasus for an initiative strike what they saw was Rider waiting for the battle at the sky.
"Hmph, it looks like this guy will fight against me at the heavens. Very well, I will not make you easy on it." Rider said.
"Alright, Dragoon, dismiss." Kinnosuke commanded Dragoon.
"Okay. Treat Bahamut as your friend." Dragoon said and dismissed
"Hey Bahamut, you're really cool and rockin'." Kinnosuke said in delight.
"Actually. I really look like Vritramon (10) on this dragon mode." Bahamut replied.
"Do you think it would be a copyright infringement if they saw this?" Kinnosuke said quietly.
"Of course not, This is different color. I hope that would not affect this fiction, eh."
"But you really look like Winged Dragon of Ra (11)."
"Ah shaddup and we will rock the heavens against Rider and blast away to Zura!"
In the corners of the streets of Kabuki town, Zura as in Kotaro Katsura sneezed.
"It looks like someone called me a Zura, Zura ja nai, Katsura da."
At the skies of O-edo, Kinnosuke and Bahamut (12) were having an idle chit-chat while Rider, who fell asleep during their incessant yakking of these two.
"All right, are you ready for the battle? You'll be sorry if I..." Rider was cut by Kinnosuke's rant to fight.
"yada yada yada, alright let's duel!" Kinnosuke said and charged Rider with his Sword Chrysaor.
The battle has been started. Rider uses her Bloody fort of Andromeda to entrap Kinnosuke and Bahamut without worrying her fight. Bahamut, bathed in blood flapped his wings and grabbed Kinnosuke's arm to fly at her ot disrupt her mana flow causing to break the Bloody Fort. Bahamut breathes his famous Mega Flare at her while Kinnosuke attacks with his Megiddo: The resurrection of good king who died in battle (13). Many meteors hurled Rider down to Otae-san's house while inside of her house where Rin and Archer saw what happened to Rider.
"It looks like I overdid it" Kinnosuke said gingerly with a big sweatdrop falling on his forhead.
"YOU REALLY DID IT, MORON. YOU WERE ACTUALLY THE NEXT SOUGO OKITA AND YOU TREAT ALL OF OPPONENTS LIKE YOU WERE A SADIST, ASSHOLE!" Bahamut, fuming with anger, rant like an idiot.
"Whatever you said, loser." Kinnosuke taunt with an 'L' gesture on his hands "I wonder if Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura were all right?"
Somewhere down at the Koudouji dojo, Rider, who fell down by Kinnosuke's barrage, opened her eyes yet in a pitfall state, got up.
"I think this guy is a very good fighter. He use his dragon to charged Mega Flare and attacks like a spiky-blond hero of the game. (14) I think that he is..." Rider swooned at Kinnosuke's looks when suddenly Rin and Archer showed up.
"What brings you here, Rider? Has Shinji had an urge to XX you?"
Otae-san came outside.
"My, what have we here, a servant with a shades eh, that is with a death penalty will await you, violated servant." She said with a most violent smile while summoning her servant, La Pucelle. (15)
Tsuzukeru da!
Omake:
Teach me, Ginpachi Sensei!
Greek Myth: It isn't Saint Seiya is connected to this studies, you dumbass!
"Stand"
"Greet"
"Sit Down"
"Our lesson for today in Classical Mythology is from the Greeks. Tell me who are the gods and goddesses of the Greek Myth?" Ginpachi asked while he was writing the 'sugar' and 'continent' in kanji.
"Zeus" Shinpachi answered.
"Poseidon-aru" Kagura answered also.
"Hades" Kondou added.
"Apollo" Okita added.
"Athena" Hijikata added also. Although their answers seems right, Ginpachi-sensei made this discussion more complicated than the students knew.
"Doyou know that Kurumadamadadane made this manga about the Greek Myth, this is cool!" Ginpachi discussed the manga for the students about the Saint Seiya on his hand. This made Shinpachi irked so much that this does not included to the discussion.
"Sir, um... what is the connection between this manga and this discussion?" Shinpachi argued.
"Yeah, what's the point? I think this is not cool" Kondo added.
"Gimme a break, Sir. This is not in discussion." Hijikata said.
"Don't worry, this adds to the discussion" Ginpachi replied to Hijikata when he pointed to Okita was doing the Pegasus Meteor Fist Stance to 'eliminate' Hijikata.
"Hijikata, look at your back." Ginpachi told Hijikata while pointing to Okita.
"Hijikata shiine-ya, Pegas Ryuu Sei Ken!"Okita aims the new technique but Hijikata merely dodges.
"Damn you Okita, my turn: Diamond Dust!" Hijikata yelled and performed his dancing pose ala crane.
"Phoenix-kombu Illusion!" Kagura yelled.
"Sir, it looks like Hijikata, Okita and Kagura-chan are fighting..." Shinpachi said but...
"Nebula Storm!!" Kondou added.
"Sir, it looks like they were going gaga over Saint Seiya and..."
"Never fear for I can keep them quiet!" Ginpachi-sensei added and made his final attack.
"Sir, this is dangerous, the whole classroom will gonna..."
"ROZAN KORYUU HA!!"
And BOOM! The classroom got decimated by their humongous amount of cosmo energy. The result of their classes were all students and Ginpachi-sensei were teaching about the Greek Myth in outer space cladded in astronaut's suit while Tatsuma saw Ginpachi-sensei was Neo Armstrong.
Trivia:
1. Kabuki-chou is Kabuki District at the O-edo City.
2. Nuada of Airgethlamh, like Cuchulainn is the hero of the Irish Mythology.
3. The Legendary sword of Nuada and one of the treasures of the Ireland.
4. Seen in this OP 1 of Death note where Kira took the role as 'god'
5. green eyes and amber eyes are correlated to Sakura and Syaoran's colors of their eyes
6. famous line of 'Rush Hour' has been altered Katakuriko-styled.
7. Death Note Gag.
8. Seijouji refers to Saint George. Famous Soldier-martyr during the Diocletianic Persecution, Dragonslayer, Patron Saint of England
9. Ascalon is the sword of Saint George used to slay a dragon and it was made at the city of Ashqelon. Traditionally it is a spear, but then again, it is a sword.
10. Vritramon is the Ancient Beast mode of Fire from Digimon Frontier.
11. Winged Dragon of Ra is One of the Egyptian God Cards that CANNOT be summon normally unless it can memorizing its hieroglyphical language.
12. Bahamut is the most powerful summon in Final Fantasy series famous for Mega Flare attack.
13. Megiddo is an attack that summons meteors. A namesake for Cloud's Meteorain, hence it is believe that the battle of good and evil had taken place.
14. Rider mentioned Cloud Strife, a hero from FFVII.
15. La Pucelle is Joan of Arc. National saint of France.
