Disclaimer: read chapter 1 of the disclaimer. Plus Shakugan no Shana wasn't own by me. Naruto also was Kishimoto M-san.

Otae-san with her La Pucelle walloped both Archer and Rin like a Home Run in a baseball, Hijikata has the new servant, Kondou with the stalking scheme and…

(Otae-san's smile proves that she will going to do her genocidal mode)

Let's continue the story right, Yorozuya three?

Shinpachi: yeah.

Gintoki: Just do it!

Kagura: whooo!

Fate: Silver Soul: Gintoki of Airgetlamh

By The way... I added a little romance for the FSN characters so promise... THIS has nothing to do with Gintama

There were many demons in this world you dumbass!

"My, what have we here, a servant with shades eh, that is with a death penalty will await you, violated servant." She said with a most violent smile while summoning her servant, La Pucelle.

By the looks of La Pucelle: She had a long hair, an eyepatch, and cladded with silver armor that looks like she would fight for the French against the English plus she looks like Kyuubei Yagyu.

"Hm… a servant that looks like a female samurai, eh." Rin said.

Another came to Archer was an azure eagle that pecks on his silver hair. (1)

"Ack, since when this pesky bird came to peck me at this instance!? Is it the defeat of Archer?" Archer bewailed when the eagle he saw has become a weapon known as Hraesvelgr. The Hraesvelgr flew and handed by Otae-san, flailed it like crazy like she will attack in an instant.

"No, that was Hraesvelgr! Fear the wrath of La Pucelle: Rouen Rondo: The true rondo of martyr towards destruction!" Otae-san said in a demonic way. (2)

In her Noble Phantasm, Otae-san and La Pucelle summons her blazing fireballs to smite Archer and Rin. Both of them charges with a naginata attack without delay. Once La Pucelle manages to attack Archer but protected by Rin's Zelretch. What they didn't know was Otae-san with her genocidal spirit, battered out these two down to the wall with Rider like crazy. The Hraesvelgr became a chainsaw in an instant and both were frightened by the looks of her. When these guys opened their eyes and blinked it, they were shaken with fear.

"I... I... think... that servant and her master were full of violence like a bunch of..." Rin said shakingly.

"mass murderers..." Archer said in nonchalance.

"Their thirst of blood makes them the most fearful duo of this fic" Rider said.

They were agreed while they were hidden under the bush while Otae-san and La Pucelle followed their tracks like a hunter with a gun that tracking to shoot a stag. Suddenly a shrill of La Pucelle was heard at all O-edo.

"GOD, I DID EVERYTHING YOU INSTRUCTED!" La Pucelle yelled like Mikami from Death Note and suddenly myriads of laser beams of Stalker Obliterating Laser aims at Rin, Archer and Rider that barely blasted to their oblivion. (3)

"THIS IS PURELY CHAOS! WE WILL GONNA SUE TO THAT AUTHOR!" both shouted.

(A/N: This is Gintama Fan Fic. A little torture makes them more fun!)

Suddenly on Yorozuya Gin-chan, While the Yorozuya were doing their business, they were actually met their disagreements like this.

"Hey guys, I think they were a problem and I don't think that we will work out. I burp at your insolence." Gintoki said and he burps.

"The feelings mutual, Shiro and Saber went down to help that Orochimaru-kuso-baba and something that I should burped on" Kagura said and then she burps again.

"Yeah whatever, these lovebirds were OK but in this kind of worst case Scenario we're actually burped up in an instance." Shinpachi said and burp vehemently.

"Oh yeah, when I fought Gilgamesh and I made him bleed like there was no tomorrow is like having a battle between the two Tomokazu's!" (5) Gintoki yelled vehemently.

" Like in that goddamned L(beep!)y S(beep!)r!" Kagura answered. (4)

"Uh-huh." Gin and Shin agreed in chorus.

Suddenly, Shiro and Saber came with a new weapon known as Kusanagi: Enchanted Sword of Susanoo. Shiro unleashes his new weapon and charges an electric discharge in his left hand and strike Gintoki up but he managed to use his Fuuton: Rasen Shuriken and grind Shiro but Saber assisted on Shiro's condition.

"What was that? You were trying to kill me, redhead!" Gintoki yelled.

"I... I don't know?" Shiro said. "Once that I have this sword, there is something wrong with me, probably this is called..."

"THAT TECHNIQUE IS CALLED CHIDORI, ASSHOLE! YOU WERE IMITATING LIKE SASUKE UCHIHA DAMMIT! AND OF COURSE THAT YOU ARE NO DOUBT THAT YOU REALLY SOUND LIKE SASUKE UCHIHA, YOU BETRAY AND DESTROY THE WHOLE KONOHAGAKURE INTO THE SMITHEREENS!" Shinpachi yelled vehemently like he really knew Naruto plot. (6)

"Um... did I sound like that emo kid?" Shiro said gingerly pointing the Sasuke Uchiha on the blue and white get-up poster at the wall.

The Yorozuya brought the cross and bound Shiro with some ropes while Saber restrained the Yorozuya but she also crucified like an idiot.

"There, you crucify like the I(beep!)i's Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye version of K(beep!)i!" Gintoki said in a sadistic manner while holding his Airgetseele. (7)

"Wow, you really sound like Sougo." Shinpachi added.

"Yeah, we were contaminated by the sadist's ideas" Kagura replied while holding her Touyako with her eye color changes to crimson like the tsundere gal. (8)

"I think you need a copyright permission to use this character, Kagura-chan." Shinpachi said blatantly pointing out her transformation.

"What!? This looks cool when I use this sword and... I... I think I'll ask permission to the creator." Kagura said shakingly.

"Yeah whatever, just don't do anything foolish." Gintoki said while torturing Shiro and Saber in a Mangekyou Sharingan gag.

Sunny day at Kabuki town where the Shinsengumi base are intact and their members are swordfighting with humor especially when he saw Yamazaki played his badminton, he does a 'Kamen Rider Kick' on his shin and Okita and Kinnosuke putting on a firecracker on his cigarette secretly, Hijikata went out for a Katsudon with his namesake on it (actually he has an addiction of mayonnaise!) and he lights his cigarette. Suddenly he freaked out when his cigar started to dance like he was dancing the whole song of Yorozuya Rhapsody with Rhythmic Gymnastics and some Callisthenics with matching tap dance. (Blame it on these two!) When Hijikata 'dances' like an idiot in a mental hospital, he saw something a blue guy with a spear lying flat under the sun. When Lancer awoke, he charges his Gae Bolg on Hijikata's chest but deflected with his katana. Likely, Hijikata lunges his katana to his side but he deflected also.

"Hn, you were also a servant who really love to fight, eh?" Hijikata said.

"You were as skillful as Saber, heh!" Lancer said proudly.

"Who is Saber?" Hijikata said in a bland manner.

"WHAT, YOU DIDN'T KNOW SABER!?"

"How come, I don't know about you are talking about." Hijikata ranted while his stomach grumbles.

"All right, we have to quit. Your stomach... our stomachs are grumbling so where we can eat?"

Hijikata sweatdrops.

Somewhere in the Metropolis of O-edo, The Yorozuya, Shiro and Saber went to the Battle Royale Host Restaurant and after the ruckus all over, They met Hijikata and Lancer.

"Hey, is that..." Shinpachi asked.

"Oh it's Mayokaiser and..." Gintoki said.

"Lancer!" Shiro and Saber reacted.

"Are eating some booger-laced Katsudon Hijikata style." Kagura continued.

Saber and Shiro's jaws were dropped.

"I didn't know that servant has a weird taste, yegh!" Shinpachi said in aghast.

"These guys are the grossiest." Kagura said in nonchalance.

Suddenly, their eyes are haunted for the Yorozuya team. Lancer charges on Saber but someone attacks mysteriously with a Lancia de Longinus. A woman of eighteen with a violent smile was revealed through shadows.

"Ane-ue!" Shinpachi shouted.

"My, what a pleasant surprise. I didn't know that there were two servants in this place, don't they?" Otae-san said.

"That reminds me of Taiga but very violent." Shiro said with a shaky voice.

"You... what brings you here, bitch!" Lancer yelled but with her evil glint, he was very shaken.

"Hey, Mr. Blue boy, your so dead six feet under." Otae-san said with a more frightening tone. She wave her weapon, forming a hurricane and Lancer is going to attack her with his Gae Bolg but suddenly, he got hit by one of Otae-san's vortex and flew away like a tornado in the sky. These guys commented that she was the most violent of the fighters.

"I think... we should go now." The said shakingly in chorus.

That night in Yorozuya, Gin-san, Shinpachi and Kagura were having a sukiyaki battle but they were playing a Jan-Ken-Pon to see who is gonna have the meat. Actually, Kagura ate it all like there is no tomorrow.

"KAGURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Gin and Shinpachi yelled like two godzillas rampaging the whole Kabuki town. "YOU ATE THEM ALL, WE WILL REMOVE IT ON OUR HANDS EVEN IF IT IS A GODDAMN VOMIT!" (9)

And they fought like idiots.

On One night, Ryuk appears at the rooftop and he said:

"Tch, humans are a bunch of idiots, aren't they?"

Shinpachi was wondered about these two:

"I wonder if they are alright, yet they were envious to see the lovebirds giving their warm embrace this night."

In this starry starry night ,Shiro and Saber have a sweet moment with each other at the rooftop they share a blanket and hug together.

"What do you think about these Yorozuya?" Shiro asked.

"They were a bunch of Idiots, but they fought for what they believe in. They were the Samurai of Oedo." Saber answered. "That old hag, is she the user of Kusanagi?"

"I think you are right, maybe she is the one of the warriors we found early this morning."

"That Gintoki guy, is he the legendary Shiroyasha-Bushin?"

"Yes he is. He is the one of the legendary Sonno Joui who fought all of the Amantos with a deadly strike against his foes. His fighting skills are truly Godlike."

"I think if we persuade the Yorozuya and the Shinsengumi to time-warp from O-edo to Fuyuki City, it will be more secure, right?" Saber said while she gave a peck on Shiro's cheek.

"You are right, Saber... or Lady Arturia." Shiro said while he gave a passionate kiss on her lips.

Suddenly, Ryuk came from the rooftop and saw these two lovebirds having a miracle of love, saying:

"mm-hmm... they were more romantic than these Yorozuya idiots!"

And Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura Omnislashed Ryuk effortlessly yelling: (11)

"WHY IS SUPPOSE TO END THIS WAY!!"

Tsuzukeru da!

TRIVIA:

1. Philippine History of college rivalries: Eagles versus Archers was known as the Mother of College Rivalries, Ateneo and La Salle.

2. A souped up counter serve technique of Keigo Atobe in Prince of Tennis

3. The famous quote of Teru Mikami in death note.

4. Kagura mentioned 'Lucky Star.' an anime and it is all about the misadventures of Konata Izumi.

5. The alleged rivalry of Tomokazu Sugita and Tomokazu Seki was done in Lucky Star. (Sugita: Motosuwa Hideki and Kyon. Seki: Hiromu Shinbo and Sousuke Sagara)

6. Noriaki Sugiyama TOOK the voice of Uryuu Ishida (Bleach) Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) and Shiro Emiya (FSN)

7. A gag of Itachi MS'd Kakashi in a crucifying manner.

8. Kagura cosplayed Shana from Shakugan no Shana

9. A reprisal of Episode 25 in Gintama

10. Ryuk makes a cameo at the same episode

11. Omnislash is Cloud Strife's Limit Break.

What does Elizabeth said at the sign...

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