Once up on the times Bella woke up and she seen all the pretty flowers, Edward had given her a bunch of big pink flowers there was a nessiefly on them and then Bella sniffed the pretty flowers and they smelled pretty because they were the princes flowers
Bofbof zappered with his magic wand the alice bird, he turn into a gnome for the gardens and he was spiffy and hold a fishing rod and Jacobfrog say "i saw this happen two, in a dream? And the run away to telling the Edward abot the magic man and his magic beams. And Edward, he say "My gooness, he has eaten the stomach of my wife." I will kill it's! He runed and runed and runed and hold his heavy arching. So he could archery the evil magician and he had his vampire magics two so he could vampire magics him to death. Carlisle run a head of Edward, he very fast man, thought he olding man "were did the magician go! He answer and Edward say "i donot know, but he...he killing my wifes" and he much crying again, he hits the everything with his vampire magics like he done before, vampire magics didn't breaking this time because it was made of the steel, Uberta gave it to him for his berthday.
Then, him find much shitmarks, They went all out of the kingdom, into the big dessert to the West-North, them follow the shitmarks, all out all the way, even in the sandy hills, the sun was hitting down on them heads and backs Edward's back knees and back face all ripping to shreds and burning the pieces through the sun. There getting all sandy, in his boots, the alice bird flew away and say "it often wind in this desserts' and Edward say "no it donot, you clown bird, I will show you that it wind not at all" But he then wrongful, because at that moment emmett bam bam a long in the river, and Wind blow big stom into frog to. It blown away the, river and the emmett go fly bam fly away onto Edwardhead. And the blown river they see a lady emmett and her name was chikorita and Edward say She like Bella but she not Bella unless Bella lady turned emmett. "confuzzled he was they taked the lady emmett and put her in a bag, bom bom. They walk again, but them shit goes slip slop slap all over the wind, but this come to the end of the dessert and they fall over BANG and eat sand. Then which came and say "Why you eat fried? My sand it fried in sun to hot, not in your mooth. Out with you! And she had a crooked nose. It was Angela!