Helloooooo my peeps

Helloooooo my peeps! Yes I know it's been forever but I was grounded, leave me alone! Ok so here is the next chapter of OSH!! (sounds like some sort of horse type logo..)

Disclaimer; no I do not own the Inuyasha series or any of the characters…

Chapter 4

Normal p.o.v.

Mitsuki and Jakotsu sat on the beach chatting. Jakotsu chugged a thing of sake while Mitsuki nibbled on some dumplings.

"Gaahhh! Why can't I go help find new members of our group!" Jakotsu complained

"Because Bankotsu wants you to stay here and protect me," Mitsuki said finishing her last dumpling.

"Then why couldn't he have stayed here with you?"

"Bankotsu said that you would only pick guys you thought were cute, instead of strong," she said with criticizing eyes.

Jakotsu set his jug of sake on the sand beside him. "Speaking of cute guys, have you been looking for any eligible bachelors lately? I mean isn't it time you settled down?"

A light blush went over her cheeks. "W-well I do think I found someone…but I don't know if I'm ready...to get into another relationship so soon…" she said quietly.

Jakotsu's eyes lit up. "Who?! I wanna know tell me!" he (?) asked eagerly. "And who was this other relationship with?!"

"Well it was with—"

"Hey guys!" Bankotsu came out of the trees waving with a big grin on his face, followed by five other men.

Jakotsu jumped up and waved running towards the group of men. Mitsuki started to get up as well but froze as her eyes hit one of the men behind Bankotsu. He was bald with a bandanna covering the hairlessness of his head, and purple tattoos on his face.

Renkotsu…

"So Bankotsu are these the new members of our group?" Jakotsu asked looking at the five men.

A triumphant look crossed Bankotsu's face. "Yup, the strongest men I could find. Hey Mitsuki!" he ran over to her, snapping her out of her shock.

She stood up to greet him, and was surprised with a small kiss.

He put his arm around her waist and faced his men, "Now introductions. This is Suikotsu, the one with the claws; this is Mukotsu, the short one."

"HEY!"

"This is Ginkotsu, the metal one; the big guy is Kyokotsu, and baldy over there is Renkotsu."

They all waved.

"And everyone, this is Mitsuki. OFF limits," he said pulling her in front of him to show her off.

'Wait… is it…THAT Mitsuki?' Renkotsu thought.

"And to celebrate our new comrades; DRINKING GAMES!!" Jakotsu shouted holding up five jugs of sake.

Ten minutes later…

Everyone but Mitsuki and Renkotsu were passed out on the sand, mumbling incoherent things.

Mitsuki stared down at Bankotsu, who was resting his head on her lap, trying to avoid looking at Renkotsu. Renkotsu on the other hand was looking curiously (being slightly intoxicated) at Mitsuki.

"Sooo… Mitsuk—,"

"SAKE!!" Jakotsu screamed in his sleep, waking Bankotsu up.

Bankotsu stretched. "Mmm…nice nap. Hey," he said softly looking up at Mitsuki. He sat up looking around to see his new comrades lying on the ground surrounded by empty jugs of sake. And Renkotsu who was lying twitching uncontrollably. And mumbled something that sounded like "stupid…jak…otsu…"

He looked out towards the sea to see a setting sun. "You sleepy yet?" he asked Mitsuki.

She yawned. "A little."

He stood up and looked down at her. "Come on, you look really tired, lets get you into bed," he said pulling her up.

Renkotsu sat up and saw Mitsuki and Bankotsu walking off down the beach. He sighed. Was that really her? He stood up, and dusted himself off. Then he looked up to see a figure in a dark cloak.

"WHOLY SHI--!!" he fell backwards flipping over onto his face, getting himself a mouthful of sand.

"Renkotsu…shift, shift," the figures eyes shifted as they said this. "I know…shift, shift…your secret…shift, shift…. I also know…shift, shift…that you have a thing for…shift, shift….G--." Renkotsu jumped on the figure and covered it's mouth.

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!"

End funny chappie thingy…!

Yes funny chapter yesyes, gimme a break!...jingle bombs jingle bombs….

Renkotsu; what is she singing?

Shift-Shift person; I do not know…