A/N: LEMON!! Hooray! Now onward, I command it!

000000

Hidan had just finished snapping up his cloak when the door to the bathroom opened, and Kakuzu walked back into the room. "So we leaving or what," the still very pissed Jashinist asked as his companion walked around the bed to stand before him.

"You better not be fucking with me," the stitch-man said in a stern voice. Hidan was confused and just about to question the words, but before he could he was pulled into a strong kiss. His pink eyes widened but he didn't pull away. Relaxing and letting his eyes close the albino let the older man kiss him, moving his lips against the others.

Kakuzu pulled back and saw that Hidan had a slightly dazed look on his face, pale cheeks—unintentionally—flushed pale pink, and full lips parted. With a low growl he grabbed the smaller man and threw him roughly onto the bed. Hidan let out a squawk that sounded like 'fuck' but didn't try to get up. Letting his dark colored tongue dart out to wet his lips the greedy banker looked down at the treat spread out before him, and he planned on devouring all of it.

Coming to sit on the bed, Kakuzu straddled the smaller male's hips. Gripping the collar of his cloak he ripped it open, the little snaps popping in succession. Hidan gasped at the rough treatment, but only looked up at his partner with dark pink orbs. Smirking the stitch-man lowered his face to the newly exposed pale chest. Running his tongue up to a nipple he let a few thread creep from his mouth to wrap around and pinch it.

The Jashinist gave a breathily moan and put his hands on Kakuzu's shoulders. "Fuck… Kuzu..." he hissed. Said man smirked wider and sat up letting the thread continue to play with the little bud on his companion's chest.

"Yes Hidan what do you want?"The greedy bounty hunted asked coyly.

"Fuck, don't be a douche! You know what I want you dick weed," the albino spoke in a breathily tone. The one above him chuckled and sat back on his haunches. Letting more thread emerge from his stitching he used then to pull down the smaller ones pants.

"Sensitive are we? All I've done is this," he accented his words by giving both Hidan's nipples a firm pinch. "And you're already so hard." One of his dark hands drifted down to fondle the albino's half hard cock. Said albino grit his teeth and let out several dark curses. Licking his dry lips Kakuzu leaned down and kissed his partner hard, forcing his tongue past the soft full lips and into the wet cavern beyond.

Hidan moaned and wrapped his arms around the older male's shoulders. He kept his eyes open a crack and watched the others face as he explored the albino's mouth. He smirked into the kiss at the oddly relaxed look on Kakuzu's face, and closed his eyes focusing on batting his tongue against the other one in his mouth. He pulled away and moaned as a few of Kakuzu's thicker treads worked their way up his ass.

"Shit yes," he cursed at the light burn the new intrusions caused. "Fuck give me more… make me feel more sweet pain," he gasped. The stitch-man smirked against Hidan's neck and let a few of his threads wiggle there way under pale skin. "Jashin yes!" Hidan screamed as the thread worked under his skin pulling it up from the muscle—basically skinning him from the inside.

Kakuzu licked down Hidan's neck to his chest. Moving the thread away from the younger mans nipples he took one into his mouth. He bit down and got another cry from the pale man under him. Sucking it briefly he moved to the other one, letting thread return to the one he had already played with. As he nipped and licked at the little bud, the thread wrapped tightly around the other turning the tip a dull purple.

"Ohhh… shit it hurts," Hidan cursed the sweet pain. He twisted and moaned and Kakuzu turned his attention lower to the others—by this time—fully erect cock. Licking his once again dry lips and grasped it firmly, in a way that would make any one ells scream in pain. Hidan did scream in pain, but only because it was like ecstasy to him.

The Jashinist shrugged off the cloak and sat up to look down at the other man hovering over his cock. The greedy bounty hunter looked up at him and his neon green eyes made the younger man shiver. Smirking so wide the stitches in his cheeks pulled at his skin, Kakuzu lowered his head and took Hidan into his mouth. Pink eyes slid shut as their owner fell back down on the bed.

"Fuck! Jashin yes," he moaned out loudly as the stitch-man's tongue and thread worked around him—a few of the thin strands wiggling their way into his tip. His hands came up to twist and pull at his own hair, moaning and groaning with every move of Kakuzu's mouth. "Ahhh... Shit yes! …Ohh mother fucker that's good!"

Kakuzu continued his ministrations as his partner screamed. Thread wrapped from base to almost the head, constricted and moved over the sensitive organ. While Kakuzu's dark tongue played at the head, lapping and sucking at it. Knowing that for Hidan the pleasure was only half of the experience, he worked the thread in his ass in deeper and pushed them against the inner walls.

"Holy dammed Jashin!" the smaller male wailed as the thick thread punctured him from the inside. It hurt like you wouldn't believe but for Hidan it was felt unbelievably good. His member began to pulse as his climax neared. "Fuck! You bastard make me cum!" he screamed out and Kakuzu did as he was told. Tightening the thread around the albino's dick he sucked at the head and milked out all of his partner's hot essence.

The greedy man drank down every last drop of the thick liquid, savoring the odd taste. He pulled away and surged up to his panting team mate to kiss him fiercely. Hidan moaned as he tasted himself in the other man's mouth and clawed at the stitching on his back. Pulling back Kakuzu looked at Hidan with lust simmering in his neon eyes. The other male just panted at him, still too far in nirvana to do much of anything.

"My turn," the banker said in a low tone and removed his own pants. Hidan's pink orbs drifted down and he swallowed at the sight of his partner's large cock. Kakuzu's thread completely removed the rest of Hidan's clothes and he lowered a hand to the younger man's bloody entrance—with drawling his thread from within the other.

"N-no," the albino gasped. "No prep. Just fuck me… I need to feel it," he panted and stared up at the other man. Kakuzu nodded, and moved Hidan's legs to his waist. The other man instinctively wrapped them around the larger man's waist. And waited for the pleasurable pain to come. Holding Hidan's hips tightly Kakuzu slowly pushed into the blood slickened entrance, letting Hidan feel every inch.

The Jashinist groaned and withered under the older man as he was impaled but loved the burn and sting the large intrusion caused. "Fuckin̕ move," he hissed and the stitch-man was more than willing to do so. Pulling out he slammed back in hard, Hidan cried out and Kakuzu picked up a swift pace. As he fucked the lithe man his thread continued to rip at his skin, streams of blood flowing out of the places where it had been pulled away from the muscle.

Hidan moaned and cursed at he was roughly fucked. Loving every painfully pleasurable moment of it. "Jashin, harder you bastard," he cried in a horse voice. The greedy man moved his hands from the albino's hips and lifted him up on to his lap. Thrusting up in to the lithe body with all his might. Hidan's Jashin pendant made little 'tink' sounds as it was jostled against his chest. "Yes! Ahhaahh…fucks yes!"

Kakuzu bit hard at Hidan's neck and sucked, and finding something strangely erotic about the taste of blood. The smaller man gave another loud cry, and Kakuzu was sure that everyone in the run down hotel could hear him. He didn't care and continued to fuck his team mates tight blood stained ass.

"Shit…oohhhoohh! I-I'm fucking gonna cum!" the Jashinist screamed and clawed at his partners shoulders in ecstasy. Kakuzu responded to this by letting thick pieces of his thread come up and molest Hidan's aching member. "Fuuuck!!" he called out and came for the second time that morning. His hot seed shot up on to his chest and neck in silky strands, and his greedy partner watched this with lust fogged neon eyes.

"Shit! Hi-Hidan!" Kakuzu gasped and came his essence coating the albino's inner walls. Hidan gasped at the sting that it caused—flowing against the cuts on his inner walls—and his cock pumped out a few more strands of cum on to his chest.

Ten minutes later and they both lay on the blood stained bed, still sweaty and messy. Kakuzu lay on his back arms folded behind his head, and Hidan lay next to him his head resting on the bigger mans dark chest.

"Fuck," he said breaking the silence than had ruled until then. "That was…Jashin just fuck." He moved closer to his partner—hoping that the word meant more now than it used to—and ran his fingers over the leathery stitching on his chest.

"Umm… yeah real good," Kakuzu said in a lazy tone as he stared at the ceiling. 'I've never felt this way about someone after sex before,' he thought glancing at Hidan out of the corner of his eye. The smaller man was still tracing his stitches with half lidded eyes. 'Could it mean more than just a simple fuck? What if it wasn't anything more than that to him?' "Hidan?" he questioned and got a low 'hmm' in response. "What now?"

"Well I guess we have to get back to headquarters," he said stupidly not getting the real meaning of the question.

"Not that you idiot," Kakuzu said with a sigh. "I mean this…"

"Oh!" the albino exclaimed getting the meaning now. "Fuck if I know… all I know is that I sure as fuckin̕ hell want to do that again…"

"Really?"

"Well not now, but yeah. I sure as fuck don't want to be one of those sappy couples you see holding hands and kissin̕ in public, but I sure fuckin̕ don't want to go back to the way things were either."

"Fine by me," the greedy man said the smallest of smiles tugging as his stitch checks. "I'll tell you one thing though; you were the loudest lover I've ever had."

"Oh," the Jashinist said in a teasing tone. "You had other lovers before me? And here I thought you were just some pussy virgin." Kakuzu roughly shoved the other—still naked—man off the bad and chuckled lightly at the barrage of curses thrown at him.

He smiled as the smaller man picked himself up off the floor. This time all five hearts were one the same side.

FIN.

A/N: Whoo! OMJ that was a lot longer then I wanted it to besweat-drops But there you go! Please tell me what you thought; these two are one of my fav. Naruto pairs but I've never written about them before. Hope it was okay!