First I would like to apologize for the insanely long hiatus on this story, furthermore I would like to state that I have recently gotten back in the mood to write stories, so this one should experience many updates and new stories should be coming up.
Kefka: You just don't love us anymore!
No that's not at all true, I still have very special places in my heart for you all.
Sephiroth: … Joy.
Kuja: Lovely…
The cafeteria turned out to be much more of a challenge; they locked it that evening you see. And as we didn't want our invasion to be known until there was no other way to continue, we had to refrain from breaking in. So we choose to wait until the following morning.
That night we had an heated planning session, a whispered one but heated none the less,… I got flare starred and chased around by the idiot. Riku was sleeping, and apparently my laughter kept disturbing him. That child is retarded; my laughter is as soothing as the ocean. Uwee!!
So the plan? We would wait until the morning and work with the breakfast shift; it would be simple to impersonate lunch ladies. With that vague plan in mind, we went to sleep.
The next morning found us ducking around a corner and watching as the first woman entered the domain of food. We followed her, which of course made us resemble three highly overgrown chicks following a legless chocobo. Really, that woman was so short, I bet Seph was born taller then her. In fact, Kuja and I might have been as well.
She turned and gave us a look that clearly said that she knew we were up to no good. Yet she didn't seem afraid. That bothers me… FEAR ME YOU FOOLISH SUBLEVEL EMPLOYEE!!!!!!! I didn't say that at the time, but I think she knew I was thinking it, because I was being looked up at over the top of her glasses at me. My mother gave me that look a lot. Like this one time that cat had its head stuck down the toilet and a dead moogle up it's… Uweeeheheheheheheee!
After a few minutes of looking us over, and another twenty of her trying to seduce Sephiroth with her beady blood-shot eyes, she muttered something about it being 'about time' and led us to the back. We were then given the equipment, gloves, apron… and hairnets. Joy.
So the next few moments were spent attempting to force Kuja's head into a hairnet, and then we gave that up and decided to cater to his ego. Telling him how only one as lovely as he could possibly make this horrid fashion statement look good. That always worked.
Then we were to face hairnet challenge two… getting Seph's hair into the net….
Now to answer the reviews.
PoaTB – I'm glad you enjoy this story and I hope you can read this next part, I'm sorry for the wait, darling.
Kit Thespian – I apologize for the disturbing image that comes from Kuja's gender, but I'm glad you enjoyed the story none the less.
PhantomShadowDragon – I wish I had seen a cosplayer like that. It would be amazing to say the least. Yes Kuja and Seph are pretty cute together, and they create a Riku, no problem there. And my theory about his laugh? … You know all the balloons that little kids accidentally let go of and they fly off? He floats around in the sky eating them in his spare time.