Hello all readers of Darkness In Love With The Light, we will now proceed to fill your brain, as well as burn every brain cell in the capacity of your mind, with the crap that you are about to read, which is deviously disguised as a fan-made, unprofitable tale of entertainment value. Oh, and we come in peace.

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Enter: Prince Vegeta/ Location: Planet Zelmarr

He was in deep thought as the time slipped by without his noticing, the orange shadow of the large flame infront of him danced on his stoic face. He could feel the temperature rise as night approached. Two footsteps reached his ears from behind him. His eyes bolted at the voice of the source.

"So, you thought we wouldn't find you? Well, my apologies dear Prince, but you were sorely mistaken. I don't ever recall bestowing upon you the privilege of taking off as you desire."

His expression turned immediately sour,"I don't ever recall Freiza bestowing upon you the duty to inform me of where I can go and when, Dodoria."

"Hmm, I guess you're right. But it's going to take alot to convince me not to inform Frieza of your whereabouts, Saiyan."

Vegeta's eyes narrowed as he threw a death glare at the Commander,"That's Prince of the Saiyans to you, weakling. You are at no level to address me by my species name. And I don't owe anyone anything. I also couldn't care less what you tell that asinine lizard. I fear him no more than I fear you."

Dodoria looked amused," Oh really? You wanna know what I think? I think you're just talk. You say that while deep inside your mind is contemplating the punishments that you'll recieve from him when he hears your new name for him. I'm sure he'll be pleased with that, won't he?"

The Prince scoffed through a smirk rather than an infuriated snarl,"You don't know me. Nor does anyone else. You couldn't even begin to comprehend what happens inside of me and my mind and I can't help but wonder why the hell you would want to in the first place, or anyone for that matter. As for the punishments you keep rambling on about, I doubt he could throw anything at me that I won't be prepared for. After all, I've grown used to the punishments that he gave me as a child, therefore I am numb to it all, which then it would have no effect on me and your 'control' on me is completely lost. You've also forgotten that I am alot more stronger than when I was younger. Anyway, as long as you stay out of my way, I'll stay out of yours."

The pink-skinned alien glared with defeat written in his eyes, wordlessly he turned his back on the smug Saiyan Prince and took off into the air. Vegeta turned his head up, watching his silhoulette vanish into the blue-green sky. He then walked over to the flame that was still sparking as alive as ever. His ebony eyes casted down to it, catching every movement of the only source of light around took a deep breath inward as he closed his eyes, playing the entire scene in his head over and over.

Should he leave again? Or since Dodoria was here, did Frieza accompany him? He wasn't sure, but he knew that first thing to do was to get to Nappa, then figure out what to do from here. Maybe Dodoria already got to him and gave him the message-wait...

...Where exactly did Dodoria go?

"Kami dammit,"The Prince cursed as he immediately set off in search of his comrade.

Enter:Bulma Briefs /Location: West City Park

"So...do you like it so far?"

"Like what?"

"Living at our house."

"Sure, I mean, it's alot better than my last place."

"Why?"

"Um...well, at my place the thought alone of air conditioning didn't exist. Technology was pretty rare, besides the stuff that I got from travelers. And it was just me and Puar...nobody else..."

"...oh."

"Huh? What do you mean 'oh'?"

"Well, I thought you had like, a whole group of desert girls that you lived with and stuff."

"Um...no. You see, before I met you, I was literally afraid of girls...especially super pretty ones...," he looked at her particularly when he said this,"...And to actually live with one...back then I would have melted through the floor."

"So, you're basically telling me that I'm the first girl you've ever interacted with in your life?" Bulma exclaimed, trying to hide the growing blush in her cheeks from his obvious flattery.

"Well, you remember when I was fighting Goku and the you woke up and looked at me? And then I totally lost it and ran for it? Well, there's an example, so...yeah, I guess you are the first girl I've talked to, much less lived with."

Her slim eyebrows shot up,"Really? Cool."

"Why is it cool?"

Her cheeks were a little pink," I dunno. It just is."

Yamcha looked out at nothingness, as Bulma was doing, as a smile crept up to his features.

Bulma turned back to him,"Are you happy?"

Yamcha seemed a little taken back,"Well, yeah. Of course I'm happy. Why wouldn't I be?"

She shrugged then looked down,"I dunno, it's good that you are but...I was just making sure. I mean, it seemed like a really big change for you, a-and I just was making sure, that's all."

He stopped in his tracks, then put his hands on her shoulders, bringing her to face him as he looked into her eyes sternly,"Bulma, I am happy. I'm more happier than I think I ever will be right, even though I know it's going to get better. I don't think that I would ever be so comfortable with life if I stayed in that hot desert. I mean it. I'm happy, with myself and...you."

Her expression instantly turned to solid shock as he stared into her cerulean eyes with such emotion, she thought he was about to burst out in laughter and tell her it was all a prank, but it didn't happen,"Are-are you s-serious, Yamcha?"

"More than I'll ever be," he whispered the husky voice that drove Bulma over the edge, then he suddenly got close as if to kiss her. She slowly closed her eyes, waiting. Yet once again, the warmth vanished.

She opened her eyes to see his back to her, his heavy breathing audible to her ears. Her expression turned confused as she stomped over to him and spun him around, his hand covering his eyes in obvious humiliation. She gently took it down away from his face, forcing him to peer into her eyes. The thing that got him by the heart though were the tears brimming in her now slightly red eyes, which only enhanced the intense aqua blue in them.

She looked up at him with hurt confusion, her hands still latched on his lower arms,"Why do you let go?"

His head lowered in embarrassment, then looked back at her, with a surprising hint of tears in his chocolate eyes,"I don't know, I...I guess there's still that fear in me, Bulma. And I don't know how to get rid of it."

Her slim eyebrows went a little up with concern as a tear escaped. She looked at him with the same helplessness as he had.

Then his expression softened as he said in soft voice,"Could you show me?"

She slowly moved towards, uncertainty flickering in her , finally they had moved forward enough where their lips finally met, both unsure of what they were doing but still went by instinct. Then she finally got the gist of it and pushed her lips a little harder this time. He returned it, earning a whimper of surprise from Bulma, who had to break it to retrieve air, but still kept herself pressed against him. Then they both laughed out, realizing what it must have looked like to onlookers. She then got down and looked at him, a beautiful smile growing. He returned, feeling as though he had accomplished everything in one moment.

Still smiling, they took each others' hand and gladly went home.

Enter: Prince Vegeta/ Location: Planet Vegeta

He had that feeling. That feeling that your enemy was about to hit the very weakness you had. The horrible feeling that your enemy was about to move in on something of yours. The feeling...that your enemy had won after all...

He growled sharply when felt the two kis clashing. He tried to speed up but he had already reached his limit. His mind was already contemplating what he would do to the hideous creature when he got to them. Dammit! I should have known sooner!

After a few more curses, he finally gained enough energy to speed more up.

He halted in his tracks suddenly.

There he was, just as Vegeta had predicted.

Nappa was already on the ground, already panting in his loss of energy.

Vegeta would have scoffed at his bodyguard's display of weakness, if he wasn't frozen as he witnessed his one fear unfold.

Nappa attempted to get up, but Dodoria's slap pushed back to on the ground. A ki started to flicker in Dodoria's palm, the next second it was pushing through Nappa's chest as he was being dragged backward in the ground. He collided with a cliff not soon after.

Vegeta's heart stopped.

Was he dead?

Why was it taking so long for him to stand up?

He heard Dodoria's snicker from below. Vegeta seethed in anger. His eyes narrowed and his eyebrows knitted together in hatred.

Suddenly, a gigantic ki blast erupted from the pile of rocks, landing through Dodoria's stomach. His eyes widened in surprised smirked, wondering how he had been so stupid as to not think that his bodyguard wouldn't throw a last resort.

"Hmm, hm, hm,"Nappa said, almost inaudibly, due to his heavy breathing. He was clutching his chest, covering the hole the blast made.

Dodoria was up in a few minutes. He gave smirk at Nappa,"Did you really think that got me?"

"No," Nappa replied, still breathing heavily,"but it's gonna last. Vegeta won't let you live any longer, and that injury will be at his advantage."

He frowned,"Well, in that case, I guess I'll just have to wrap this up so I can give a little surprise attack for his birthday then."

"Tsk. You'll never learn. He's probably caught on by now, he's no fool, Dodoria."

"We'll see about that then, shall we?"

Nappa, still kneeling and clutching his chest, narrowed his eyes,"It is my sworn duty to keep him alive. And that...is exactly what I'll do."

Suddenly, Nappa sprang off his feet and bolted right into Dodoria, pushing him onto the ground with Nappa on top. Nappa looked at him and said his last words,"Have fun in HELL, my friend. And if I don't get ya, he will."

Suddenly a large ki grew from Nappa's palm, Dodoria screaming and protesting all the way.

Vegeta shielded his eyes when it exploded, all the rock and debris hitting against the arms that he kept in front of him. When everything died down, he put his arms down. Trying to see through all the dust and fog.

He tried to detect ki but there was none.

Nothing.

His heart's pace quickened. So did his breath.

Was it really over?

Was he really gone?

Vegeta looked to the sky, as if searching for Nappa's soul. He knew he wouldn't see, but maybe...

Maybe...he would send some sort of sign...

"Oh, are you gonna cry now, little Prince?"

Vegeta spun around, apparently startled. Shock filled his entire expression as he stared at Dodoria. Suddenly, he looked enraged when he realized...

His body guard's death...was a complete waste.

Dodoria's smirk grew as he watched the Prince grow angrier and angrier. Suddenly, Vegeta started to power up as a confident look overcame the angry one.

"Heh heh heh. You haven't realized it yet, have you? Those injuries he gave you were quite costly on your part...and I think you know it."

Dodoria's smirk faded and grew into a frown, causing Vegeta to realize that he was on the upper hand of this battle.

And it was his bodyguard's doing.

Dodria went into a fighting pose, still wearing a slight frown," Oh well. It really doesn't matter. It won't take too much energy to pummel you anyway."

Vegeta's smirk expanded, sending chills down Dodoria's spine,"Really? Well, I suppose we'll see about that."

That was when Dodoria sprang off at him. But Vegeta didn't even flinch or move, he simply brought up a hand and whipped out a medium-sized ki blast at his offender, sending Dodoria back to the ground. Vegeta walked toward him, chest high.

"Dodoria," he started, without the smirk," It's going to take more than a few punches to bring me down."

Suddenly, Vegeta grabbed Dodoria armor at the neck and spat,"But I know that it won't take more than a few ki attacks to blast you into the next dimension."

Vegeta let go of him and retreated back to his previous spot on the field,"Are you finally ready to skip the warm-up, Dodoria? Or do we have to play these childish games some more?"

Dodoria staggered to his feet, breathing heavily,"Yes, I-I will defeat you, you horrendous monkey!"

"Oh, let's not fight about looks now, I'm afraid I might win that as well."

Dodoria seethed, "Then let's do it!"

Vegeta smirk returned as he got into fighting pose.

He already knew who the winner of this battle would be.

But he couldn't tell if what he had lost was at all worth it.

Enter:Bulma Briefs/ Location:CC

"Are you serious?!" Bulma asked in a high-pitched voice as she popped chocolates in her mouth.

"Yeah! I swear I had never seen anything like it! Then they caught me watching and tied me up too."

She gasped,"What did they do?"

"Aw, nothing much. They just did some weird chants and they gave me a burn mark right here," he said as he pulled up his sleeve to reveal a dark burn in the shape of a ΓΈ. Bulma's eyebrow hiked up.

"Wow. Do you know what it means?"

He shook his head, still looking down at it,"No, but one guy who used to be one of them said it was a Virgin Mark."

"A Virgin Mark? What the hell?"

"Yeah, I know, that's what I thought. Until he told me."

Bulma looked up him in silence.

"He said I would have fear of females...and probably sex too."

Her eyes widened as her jaw dropped. She looked back at the Mark, then to him," Are you sure?"

He nodded grimly.

"But...but we broke it, remember? Today at the park-"

"But that wasn't sex."

"So? We still did the next best thing, and-and you're not afraid of me anymore right?"

Yamcha pondered what she was saying, then finally nodded,"Yeah, I guess you are right, but..."

"But what?"

"But why is it still there?"

"Oh, just because it's there doesn't means it hasn't been broken. That's the physical evidence, and the physical evidence is seperate from the mental evidence, which isn't there now."

"What's not there?"

"The mental evidence, we broke it."

He looked a little uncertain,"Are you sure?"

She smiled brightly at him,"Of course."

"Okay."

She sighed,"How easily you forget I'm a genius at this."

"Of course you are."

"That's right."

"I'm starving, when's dinner?"

"Soon."

He nodded, looking to the floor. Then he got to his feet and headed towards his room.

"But don't you want to hear my story?"

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