So… where were we?…

….

Ah yes! Kato Shingetsu was leading Steven and Timmy around the Shingetsu household. Benniisan was going into the world of the pantry because he heard a 'thump' noise from inside.

Anyway, Timmy was playing the opening them to Final Fantasy X on the piano when Kato noticed something.

"……"

………..

" GASP!!!!" Kato finally remembered her queue. She looked into the mirror.

" I need to get my hair done!" Kato said, " It's been two months since I last dyed it"

" Kato how much money do you spend on hair products?" Steven asked.

Ok at this point I realize that no one in the audience cares about Kato's hair. So-

- In some alternate universe!-

Ben stood up from a rough landing. He looked around. This alternate universe was odd. It was a vast wasteland with an odd colored sky-

" Hey! I don't care if this place has evil sock puppet monsters" Ben shouted to the narrator, " I need to find pocky"

You can hear me?

" YES! And because of you people think I'm insane!" Ben shouted to the invisible person and frowned.

I don't think there is any pocky around here.

" But I need pocky! I need it or I will explode!" Ben said, " That happens to me sometimes"

Listen just wander around aimlessly for a few hours and you'll find something.

"… Ok that works" Ben said and wandered.

Meanwhile-

As part of initiation into the Shingetsu Acting Company, Timmy had to duel Kato in the sport of kings.

Guitar Hero II!

You'd think that be easy…but Kato decided to be a bitch about the situation.

" You have to get a higher score then me on Jordan" Kato said.

Now, Timmy's thought process was this: Kato chose the Hard difficulty for Jordan plus hyper speed. So he would take the Expert difficulty on Jordan so he could rack up more points.

"Guitar Hero II + Jordan on Expert (hyper speed) no chance in hell." Said Kato

" Oh my god!" Steven shouted, " Kato just made a math equation!"

" I did?….I DID!" Kato shouted and did her happy dance.

Now in this moment that Kato did her happy dance she let go of her guitar and lost her combo. Thus giving Timmy a chance to catch up to Kato and finally beat her.

Back in the alternate universe-

Out in that vast wasteland, Ben actually found something. Or should I say someone.

" The narrator himself" the narrator said.

" YOU were the one telling the story?" Ben said to the person.

The person, the narrator, was actually a friend of Ben's. His name was Zach. He was about 5'8 and had black hair.

" Yes" Zach said, " I was projecting my speech into your head as a way to drive you insane"

" Why?!" Ben asked.

Zach shrugged his shoulders. " It was either that or set fire to Sesshomaru's mane thingy"

The two thought about it for a second. The latter random act of insanity sounded a lot better then making Benniisan go crazy.

Hell, Kato did that on a daily basis.

" So what are you doing here anyway?" Ben asked.

" Hmm? Oh I was summoned" Zach said, " I guess Kato wanted me to join the acting company."

So Zach was relieved from his narrating/ irritating Ben duties and the two found their way back to the Shingetsu Acting House.

" Oi!"

Ben walked in to see Timmy hyperventilating on the floor. He was breathing into a small paper bag.

" What the hell happened in here?" Zach asked.

" He passed Jordan on Expert" Kato said, " Hisashiburi dane Zachnitchan!" (translation: It's been a while Zachnitchan!)

" Yo! You asked me to join. Well I'm here" Zach said.

" Ok !!"

So! Through a bizarre twist we now have another guy in T.S.A.C. Everyone make Zachnitchan feel welcomed.

Next time on The Variety Show-

"Hello?"

" Thank god you picked up. I've been KIDNAPED!"

or something like that