"Ugh! I swear I just ate cat balls!" Inuyasha said as he poked his burger that was siting in front of him. Kagome just looked at him and rolls her eyes.
"Inuyasha, you ordered it, so you have to eat it." She said as she threw a french fry at him, in a quick movement he open his mouth, catching the french fry in his mouth. He smirked as he swallowed.
"Inuyasha! Eat it likes its your girlfriends pussy!" Sango yelled as she laughed at her own joke. Kagome just looked at Sango wide eyed and rolled her eyes again.
"Eh...I don't have a girlfriend."He said as he made a gross face, like he had just drank his own pee. Sango thought for a second and made a face that looked like a 'O.
"Ohhh okay, so eat it like its your boyfriends cock!" Sango yelled again, while throwing a fry into the air as she tilted her head back, catching it in her mouth. Inuyashas eyes went wide. As he closed his fist tightly, biting his lip hard trying not to yell. Kagome thought, couldn't hold it in, she broke out laughing, almost spilling her soda.
"I d-don't have a boyfriend either!" Inuyasha yelled while glaring at Sango. She just frowned and looked at him.
"You aren't one of those Bestiality people are you?..You don't like..do your dog right?.." Sango asked speculated, eyeing him. Right then Inuyasha snapped. He grabbed his drink just out of insinct and threw it at Sango, hitting her directly in the chest, as coke splashed everywhere, including onto Kagome. Sango and Kagome both shot up and yelled.
"Bloody Hell! Inuyasha your dead you fucking fag!" Kagome yelled as she glared at him.
"Your dead!" Sango said as she mimed out like her throat was being slit and pointed to him. Inuyasha gulped as he eyed Kagome.
"Okay Kagome..lets not do anything drastic okay?.." Inuyasha said as he slowly started to move out of the table booth, putting his hands in the air like Kagome was a cop with a gun.
"To late!" Kagome yelled as she rushed forward at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha blinked quickly and ran and appeared on the other side of Kagome and ran straight for the boys bathroom. Once he got the bathroom he heard Kagome bang on the door.
"You cant stay in the forever!" Kagome yelled while banging on the door more. Inuyasha slowly leaned against the door panting.
"Wanna bet hoe?" Inuyasha said while smirking lightly as he slide down the door, siting on the ground.
"Fine whatever!" Kagome yelled as Inuyasha could hear her stomp away. Inuyasha sighed happily as he closed his eyes and breathed slowly.
"Ughhh, how did he do that..no ones ever out ran me.." Kagome said quitely as she walked back to the booth and sat down and looked at Sango and frowned. Sango had a french fry up each nostrils on her nose.
"Whhhatt!? I got bored okay?!" Sango said as she sneezed and the french fries went flying somewhere. "Want my sweat shirt, Sango?" Kagome asked quitely as she looked at Sangos shirt.
"Uhh.. yeah thanks babe." Sango said as Kagome slid her black sweater off, that was covered in patches of bands, gangs, brands, skate brands. Sango gently took it and smiled as she slid it on, covering the Coke spot.
"Your welcome, Hun." Kagome said as she looked at the jakcet. It had looked good on Sango, but Kagome still loved it.
"Okay Sango. Rules for the jacket." Kagome said as she yawned lightly. Sango just sighed.
" 'ighhtt, rightt. Okay so whats the rules?" Sango said while rolling her eyes as she looked at the arm cuffs of the jacket.
"One, don't let anyone else wear it. Two, Don't rip anything on it, or I'll rip you. Three, just give it back." Kagome said while smiling nicely and took her drink and grabbed the tray of food, dumping it into the trash can. Sango nodded as they got up and headed for the door.
"Oh wait!` What about 'I have sex with my dog cause I cant get laid by boys or girls' man? Should we get him?.." Sango said as she nudged her head to the boys bathroom.
"Ohhh yeah, sure I guess." Kagome said as she walked over to the bathroom, knocking quitely on it.
"Hey Inuyasha? You can come out..I wont hurt you." Kagome said while sighing as she waited for him to open the door.
Inuyasha listened carefully, holding his head up to the door. He sat up quitely and opened the door and looked at Kagome and smiled.
"Thanks" he said and looked at Kagome and blinked.
"Wheres your jacket at?" he said as he looked around for it.
"Sango." she said quietly, as she turned and headed for the door, knowing that Inuyasha was right behind her.