Missy: Hey guys!!
Everyone: Hey.
Missy: Guess what came in the mail today?
Max: Bills.
Missy: …. uh, no. MORE QUESTIONS!!
Prudence: Oh! I kind of like these!
Missy: GOOD! Because they keep coming in!! So we must answer!!
Max: In united forces we stand, ready to answer your questions, no matter what the risk!
Missy: Hardy-har-har. Lets read 'em, kay?
Max: OH-kay.
Missy: This is from 'Evita The Kavita.'
I
love this!! It's so funny!
Questions: First off, kisses to Max!
This first one is for everyone: What
were your most embarrassing
moments? The second one is more serious: Max, what
are your
reflections on the war? p.s. If any of you guys are single at
the
moment... clears throat I...might be available...
Max: These girls are AWESOME.
Jude: My most embarrassing moment was… hm… Oh! I know. One time, Lucy said that when I kissed her I was using too much tongue.
Max: (bursts out laughing) Man, I know!! I've seen you two… It's like you're eating her face.
Jude: (blushes mad red)
Lucy: Oh, you be quiet. I think you're great.
Jude: (smiles)
Lucy: Now.
Max: (laughs a bit)
Missy: What about you, Max? What's your most embarrassing moment?
Max: (chews finger nails) Hmmm…. Well, this one time, I was making out with Emily, and Lucy walked in. Then Emily was so embarrassed, she slapped me and spread rumours around the school that I was… uh…
Lucy: (points) homosexual.
Max: Uh… yeah, That.
Everyone: (laughs)
Jude: Well, mate, that wouldn't be too far from the truth.
Max: Hey now. Don't make it weird. (blushes)
Sadie: My most embarrassing moment is best left forgotten.
Jojo: I agree. If its what I think it is.
Max: Oh, is it that time at your concert, when Jojo started repeating things and then ruined the concert and humiliated you in front of hundreds of people?
Lucy: (jabs Max in the side)
Sadie: (shifts around in her seat) Well, yeah.
Jojo: (looks down)
Lucy: Well. My most embarrassing moment was at school. I had a huge crush on this guy named Andy in grade four, right? I was so in love… I wrote imaginary letters from him to me in my desk. They had hearts with out names in them and everything. And when it was time to leave, all of them spilled out on the ground and he saw them!
…silence
Max: Uh, lame.
Lucy: And there was that time when Max walked in my room and I was sitting there on my bed naked with Jude…
Max: Ha-ha. I remember that. Jude looked more embarrassed than you. His hands were all over you when I walked in there.
Jude: (blushes again)
Lucy: Hey! (laughs)
Missy: Ha-ha. Max, your reflections on the war?
Max: Reflections? Like in the mirror?
Missy: (smacks head)
Max: Oh, I think I get it now. Uh… I learned a lot from the war.. I know that you can't really hold on to something forever, and everything passes. Through that war, I had so much fear, and hope all messed up into one sick feeling… Other than that I learned to serve the contry, and all that, blah blah blah. Sometimes I get nightmares… Just remembering. But I feel better about it now. I'm feeling fine.
Missy: Wow, a serious answer from Max.
Max: I'm single. Visit me any time, gorgeous. (winks)
Lucy: Max, you perv. Is that all you think about?
Max: We went over this. Go back a few clicks. You go and read it again.
Missy: Next question!! This is from 'Dark Cascade'.
First...great
story..loved!
two questions(if ya dont mind)
first is for
Jojo...
Who was that little boy in the coffin at the funeral?
and then Max
What would your favorite job be?
send Max 10 kisses!
Jojo: Well. (sighs) He wasn't my son, if that's what everyone thinks… Where I grew up, everyone was really close. We had to depend on eachother, you know? Watch eachothers backs. His mother left him at our doorstep a long time ago. 15 years ago. He grew up like a brother to me, along with a lot of his friends. We were just close, you know? Despite the age difference. He was one of my best friends.
Lucy: Awwww!!
Jojo: (nods)
Max: Any for me?
Lucy: Read 'em, lazy.
Max: AAARRRGHHH. (reads) Oh, good. Uh…. my favorite job. Lets see… You know, I've secretly wanted to be a male stripper. (breaks into laughter)
Everyone: (laughs along)
Max: Actually, no, not really. Ha. Uh… I kind of like cabdriving, actually. I meet a lot of people… Some are stiffed ass business guys, and some are hot chicks who take a liking in me. I feel like I'm part of the community. It's better then staying home all the time. Or school even. (scoffs)
Missy: You're missing something, Max.
Max: What?
Missy: Read the last part.
Max: Why? (reads) Ah-hah, these girls are really awesome! (grins) I got 'em all, sweetie.
Missy: Alright, this ones from LucyxInxThexSky :
This one is for Max:
So what were you implying by saying
"Everything below the neck works fine"?
You
mean..EVERYTHING? blushes
Max: Everythin' babe.
Lucy: Pervert.
Max: What else am I supposed to say? No?
Lucy: Max, be quiet.
Max: My ears were ringing the first week. My eyes were kinda fuzzy. Luckily it was all temporarily. So, technically, I didn't mean anything sexual when I said it. (Pauses) unless you want me to.
Missy: OH-kay!! Hey Jude, Prudence, you got anything to say? You didn't get much in this chap.
Jude: Uh… hey everyone. I like these questions… Well, most of them… The ones that don't make me sound like a complete… uh…
Max: Dork.
Jude: Uh… Yeah. I guess that. I mean… (laughs) don't I get any kisses?
Max: (laughs) I don't think so, bud.
Lucy: You get some from me. (kisses Jude on the cheek)
Jude: (turns red, smiles)
Prudence: Well. I like them too!! So keep asking them!! It's so much fun hanging out with you guys!! (smiles)
Max: Aw, thanks Pru.
Missy: Alright, those are all the questions for today! Guess what I am going to do?
Jude: What?
Missy: Practice counting.
Everyone: (silence)
Missy: Cards. I count cards.
Everyone: (more silence)
Missy: OH-KAY THEN!! Send 'em in!! Say bye everyone!
Everyone: (waves)