Missy: Guess what.
Max: You learned to count?
Missy: erm… not quite yet.
Max: What?
Missy: MORE QUESTIONS!!
Max: How many kisses today, ladies?
Lucy: (rolls eyes)
Missy: Okay, lets get this over with, I need to sleep tonight, and the questions just keep coming in!!
This one is from 'PunkRockGirl.'
To
answer Jude's question,
Of course you would get kisses, but no
one wants to get into a fight with
lucy.
Speaking of
fights - if you could see anyone in the world (living or dead)
duke
it out, who would it be.
Equal hugs and kisses for all!
Max: Yeah, Lucy can pack a punch. Better than Jude.
Jude and Lucy: (punches Max)
Max: Oww… Jeez, it was just a joke. (Slumps in chair)
Missy: Questions!!
Max: Hm? Oh. Right. (reads) Daniel and Jude. (laughs) How insane would that be?
Lucy: (turns red) Don't talk about him.
Max: I'm only telling the truth, little sis.
Lucy: I don't want anyone to fight.
Jude: I wont stand for any fights either.
Lucy: (smiles at Jude)
Max: (stares) Uh… EW. Next question.
Missy: Hmm…. Lets see…. Well, this one is just kisses for you, Max. (throws over letter)
Max: Mm, mm. Lovin' it.
Missy: Lets see… This is from 'John Lennons muse…'
okay first i absolutely love this story
First a kiss to Max, and a
french kiss followed by wild hot sex for Jude from
me. Oh yeah I
have to ask questions not think about my perverted dreams about
jude
feeney...
NEWAZS...
okay so, besides your respected other (ex.
Jude instead of Lucy, Sadie
instead of Jojo) who have you
fantasized about?
and not to leave him out Max, have you ever
had a homosexual encounter in
this time of free love?
and Prudence, what's your favorite color?
Jude: Oh. Well. Uh… Thanks. I guess.
Lucy: (nudges Jude's arm)
Jude: Uh, but… uh… nevermind.
Max: Hey, I would have taken the sex.
Lucy: (rolls eyes) You would have. Perv.
Max: Well?
Missy: Guys, answer the—
Everyone: QUESTIONS! WE KNOW!
Missy: … Well!!
Sadie: Well… You know that there's nobody but you, babe. (looks at Jojo affectionately) But… before you, I kind of pictured myself with you, Max.
Max: (goggled eyes) Wh-what?!
Sadie: (nods)
Max: You're shittin' me.
Sadie: Definitely not now, though.
Jojo: (smiles)
Max: (sulks, still goggle eyed)
Sadie: Once you've tasted your true love, there's no going back.
Everyone: Aw.
Missy: How about you, Jude?
Jude: (shifts around nervously) Well, I have seen a lot of girls, other than Lucy…
Lucy: (quickly glares)
Jude: Not like they mean anything, of course.. Uh, but.. I remember thinking one night with… Prudence.
Max: (bursts out laughing) Too bad, brother. She said I'm better in bed!!
Jude: (blushes)
Jude: And in lack of better words then Sadie's and Jojo's… Lucy's the only one.
Lucy: Aw. (kisses Jude)
Jude: (lightens up majorly)
Missy: Lucy? Yours?
Lucy: Oh! Uhm… Well… A long time ago, before Max went to Princeton, he had this friend. His name was Caleb. This was before Daniel. Or anyone for that matter. I just always pictured us together. And when Daniel died… I kind of went back to picturing us together. And then, I fell in love. (smiles at Jude)
Jude: (beams back)
Missy: Okay, Max, have you ever had a homosexual encounter in this time of free love?
Max: This one has trouble written all over it. Uh, I'm going to have to say nothing past a hand job. And that was when I was MAJORLY, UTTERLY, drunk or high out of my mind.
Everyone: (slightly cracks up)
Max: People do weird things. Like wrestle.
Lucy: (cough) wrestle tongues? (cough)
Max: Oh, ha, ha.
Missy: Alright, break it up. Prudence. Your favourite colour?
Prudence: Oh, I like all of the colours. But… my favourite, I'm going to have to say either purple or blue. They're very… friendly colours. Orange and red and yellow are sharp ones.
Missy: … I like orange. ANYWAYS. This is from 'Juliet.'
This one's for Jude:
Have you ever thought of having a family (yes, that means kids) with Lucy?
Max's turn:
Ever thought about having kids yourself?
Love you all- Juliet
Jude: A family? A family… Well, I've been really busy lately, I haven't really thought about that. Of course I want a family… You know, kids to take to soccer practice, or dance, or whatever. I always kind of wanted to be a dad.
Lucy: If we were to have a family though, I would highly consider adoption. For the health risk, and the chaos of raising it.
Jude: (looking quite embarrassed) Oh, yeah. I guess. Yeah.
Missy: Max.
Max: What.
Missy: Kids?
Max: Oh. Uhm… I think that being a bachelor is a lot of fun. Meeting new girls without having to worry about another girl seeing. But eventually, I suppose, I might have to stop living the highlife. A kid might just bring me down from that. I know I look like the kind of guy that would do a shitty job of raising a kid, but I would love a son one day. Or a daughter. Dosent matter. But not now. Later. Much later.
Missy: Lots of people out there are willing to have your babies, Max.
Max: Wh—
Missy: Alright! That's all the time we have for tonight, your questions keep me young people!! Send em in!
Max: What did you mean? Who?
Missy: Oh-kay, say bye everyone!!
Everyone (but Max): Bye!! (waves)
Max: Wait, wh—