"Okay guys... I know I'm in a lot of trouble here but just let me explain." Jacob said.
"Listen? LISTEN??" Bella questioned. She was in utter disbelief.
"How could you do this? I thought you wouldn't break the rules again!?" Edward yelled.
"I didn't break any rules! But... You know... My other side was taking me over! It's not like I can control..." Jacob dragged but was interrupted by Bella.
"Control?! Jacob! I thought you were in control!!!!
"I am Bella!!!"
"Jacob! Chippendales Jacob! CHIPPENDALES!!!"
"C'mon Bella. It's not that bad!"
"You did this behind our backs! Taking Nessie to Broadway is one thing, but LAS VEGAS?! Are you out of your mind?!?!"
"She's a girl! What harm would it do?"
"She's a TODDLER!"
"So?" Jacob questioned in a childish way, trying to annoy Bella.
"So? SO?! SO?!?!?!?!" Edward looked as if he was about to explode.
"Ask yourself Jacob!! How many toddlers did you see in Chippendales staring up at the half naked men in Indian costumes???
"Well, there was this midget," Jacob forced through his teeth embarrassingly.
"That doesn't count Jacob!" Bella yelled.
"We're almost going to have to think twice about letting you babysit her again!!!" Edward roared.
"Okay... Jacob... Let me calm down," Bella said slowly. Edward was almost hyperventilating from his rage.
"First things first. Why CHIPPENDALES?"
"Uhmm..."
"JACOB?"
Jacob was silent for a few seconds, looking down at the ground like he was about to break down into tears.
"Jacob, no offense but... Are you gay?"
"WHAT? OF COURSE NOT!" Jacob suddenly jumped at Bella for even asking such a question.
"HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASSUME THAT I'M GAY?!?!"
"Well, you know... The pack and everything. I mean, you guys run around naked when you do patrols so, I just thought... Don't take it the wrong way or anything..."
"A HOMOSEXUAL? IMPRINTING ON RENESMEE?!" Edward fumed.
"Now Edward, calm down!"
"Calm down?!?! Bella! A gay wolf imprinted on our daughter! You don't find that to be strange at all?!?"
"Guys!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!"
"It's okay Jacob," Bella smiled. "We knew it all along anyway..."
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY BELLA?!?!"
"It's okay Jacob. Really. We knew you'd come around."
"AGHHH! FINE! I'LL JUST SAY IT THEN! I WAS THE INDIAN!!! IT WAS ME!!!"
Bella and Edward looked at each other and then at Jacob.