"Huh? What do you mean???"
"I'm not following you on this one Jacob..."
"I CONFESS! I'M A CHIPPENDALES DANCER!!!"
Bella and Edward stare at Jacob in disbelief. As they both gain momentum slowly, Jacob could see the anger welling up inside both of them. He thought he was going to be dead right there and then.
"YOU DANCED IN FRONT OF RENESMEE?!?!?!?!" Edward was ten times as angry as before.
"THAT WAS YOU IN THE INDIAN SUIT?!?!?" Bella grimaced in disbelief.
"We had a gig this morning. I couldn't miss it for the world. It's Women Appreciation Day."
"WE?!?!"
"Yeah. ME, Quil, Embry, Sam, Seth... You know, the whole gang..."
Edward's mouth was hanging open. "I'm just utterly speechless.. I don't... Uhmmm...Ahhh".
"I don't know what to say to you Jacob Black."
After a couple seconds of silence, Seth came by happily skipping towards them from behind.
"Hey guys! How's it goinnn... Oh. I see."
"Seth. You hid this from me?" Edward asked.
"Uhm. Edward. I'm really sorry."
"And what would your mother think Seth?" Bella said mercifully.
"Seth, does Leah know?"
Jacob and Seth fell silent.
"Wait. She was in on this too wasn't she?"
Suddenly, there was a long, loud howl in the distant forest.
"And for how long have you been keeping this from me Jacob?"
"Hmmm... A while..."
"How long is a while???" Edward said through his teeth.
"Well, it's always been passed down from generation to generation. Initiation starts at the age of 12.
"TWELVE???"
"EW! I can't believe I ever kissed you!!"
"That's it. We're leaving, Bella."
"But wait guys!!! There's more!!!" Jacob pleaded.
"We don't want to hear it Jacob! Good bye!!!" Bella said without looking back.