Original Story: Sato Miki

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"And?, are you going to tell me about that?" Rukia ased, crossing her arms on her chest.

Ichigo knew he could not run away this time, even if he could, the damn girl would chase after him until he decided to talk about...sex. He asked for courage, so he won't say something stupid.

"Yes. Sit down please." he said and Rukia sat on his bed. He was standing in front of her...'how can I start this talk?' he thought.

"Well, what do you want to know first?"

"What happened last night" she responded. Did she really need to start from that?...anyway, that was the root of this mess. "What did Kon do to make you so angry?"

"He...slept with Pyon, when they were inside our bodies.." he said, blushing. This was the first time he would talk about sex.

"Just that? what's wrong with sleep with someone?" she wanted to knoe, because she didn't see anything abnormal in that.

Clearly she doesn't know our meaning of the statement sleep with, he thought.

"Well they..." he sighed, "slept together...when they were naked". It was getting hard for him to speak the words. She raised and eyebrow.

"And...?" The orange haired boy was desperate, this woman was that naive about this theme? did he have to tell her all details about this?

"Look, here in the real world, when a man and a woman are going to sleep together...and naked, is because they are going to..." he was extremely nervious," they are going to...connect their bodies!!" he finally said.

"Connect them?, and how?"

He begged for Kami to take his soul right now.

"Well..." he scratched his head, "there are certain parts of our bodies that allow the connection".

"And what are those?" she asked. The teen boy felt the urge to punch the girl in front of him.

"They are...the ones we have...be...between our..l-legs"

"You mean this one?" she asked, touching herself down there again. Now he had a nose bleeding, and the certain part between just hardened

"I told you not to touch yourself there in front of a guy!" he yelled.

"But you also said there's nothing wrong with it" she retorted.

"And there is not..but only if the girl and the boy have a long time relationship." he told her.

"I know you for a long time now" she said. Ichigo's heart beat faster.

"But that's not the kind of relationship I'm talking about" Was it him or the atmosphere was heating up? At this rate he couldn't explain anything to her, and she would be more confused. So he decided to push away all the shame and get to the point. He looked for one of his middle school books, so he could show her what was he talking about.The he sat besides her.

"Listen.." He opened the book where pictures of the female and male bodies were drawn on its pages. Rukia seemed very interested. "..The 'connection' I'm talking about can be done thanks to these parts.." he pointed the genitals of both draws. "Female body has...an opening..where the man's part can get it..it is called..int--intercourse.." his hands were shaking.

"When the man's penis penetrates woman's vagina.." she said suddenly.

"WHAT!!..How do you..!"

"It is written under the picture"

"Ah,yeah..you're right." He was doing his best to not mention 'penis' and 'vagina', and she said those words so bluntly.

"So, when you say intercourse..is it something like this?" She saked, drawing on her sketchbook. Just where does she take that sketchbook from? When she finished, she showed it to Ichigo, and the boy almost faint at the sight. Rukia did understand what intercourse means...she drew two rabbits in a...bizarre position.

"Rukia! don't draw such things!" he exclaimed.

"Is it wrong?"

"It's not..but.." he sighed deeply. Ichigo realized that he had to explain so much to her, and that incluides porn. But now he had to end this explanation."I'll tell you later,let me finish this."

He told her that 'love making' is the intercourse two people do when they have a serious relationship and love each other; a 'virgin' is a person that has never done and intercourse before; when someone is force to do it, it is call rape, and it's a crime. And he also told her that there are people that just do it for pleasure, they don't love each other. They just 'have sex'.

"And what do they do that for then?" she asked.

"They do it to feel...an..orgasm" he looked away. This conversation was heating up the atmosphere. None would have ever imagined Kurosaki Ichigo talking about sex to a girl...to Rukia.

"Why? Is an intercourse that great?" Ichigo's face was as red as Renji's hair.

"I don't know..I have never done it...at least not while I'm in my body." He said. "That's why I got angry. Kon did it using my body. It was supposed to be me the one who use my body to do that..."

"You wanted to have an intercourse with me?"

"NO!" He yelled. That question scared him like hell."What I mean is...it was supposed to be me the one who use my body to do that...when I found that special person to me. I've never had that kind of relationship, where it's no longer wrong to touch yourself in front the other person...a relationship where it's no longer wrong to touch that person.

And then, he explained about how humans did it to procreate.

"How could they create a new human just by doing that?"

Ichigo rolled his eyes, this chat was taking too long. But he had to keep on going, so he told her all about sexual reproduction. From women's period to fecundation and contraceptives. Contraceptives...Oh god!..Do female gigais have the same fuctions as real female bodies?..because if they do..

"Hey Rukia...have you ever...err...bled..from..you know..down there?" Ichigo asked, afraid of the answer.

"No. Urahara told me this gigai is more like a human body, but no exactly as human body" she said, "He told me I have to spend more time inside it to be 100 percen sycronized with it, so it can be exactly like a human body"

Ichigo was relieved. He knew Kon. That plushie gets excited too fast to think about use protection.

The orange-haired boy continued his explanation, which was gettig harder every minute. It's been two and a half hour since he started the conversation. Damn, I feel like I'm in an endless tale. But it did have an end...when Yuzu knocked the door asking them to go downstairs for dinned.

"One more thing...why do I feel weird when I see you?" she asked, Ichigo got really nervous.

It's asking you for more!!

He shool his head, he didn't want to remember Kon's words,becuase...maybe the plushie was right. Mybe he wanted...Rukia. No!, I don't want Rukia!..at least not my soul! it's just the damn hormones!...sometimes I hate to be a teenager.

"Err...I don't know.."

He regreted that. Rukia kicked him.

"I know you do, don't pretend you don't" she scowled.

Damn...

"Well,when your body has an intercourse for the first time...it is possible to have the need of doing it again" he said, blushing.

"So, what I feel is..the need of doing an intercourse?" Ichigo nodded. "And what if I don't do it?"

He thought about it...what if he refuse to do it?, would his organism protest? would he have to hold those odd feelings? what if they are stronger than his own wil? would he...end up surrending?

"Well..if you don't do it...you will keep having those feelings..in fact...I think they'll get stronger"

They kept quiet. Ichigo could feel the awkwardness of the moment...their breaths were the only thing they heard. Until Rukia broke the silence.

"And you feel the same?"

He did not want to admit it...but he nodded,ashamed.

"Interesting" she said.

"What?"

"Everything you said to me..it's very interesting. Maybe I'll try..."

Ichigo's heart sank. Is she going to ask him to...?

"Are you saying you want..." he swallow hard.

"Yes."

Oh Kami! please no!..don't make her ask me to...please no!..because if she does...I'm afraid I'm gonna say yes. And I don't want to! I cand handle it!...I can fight thousand of hollows wherever they are and whenever. But this??...

"I'll try...to ask Chappy about how she felt!"

And then again,Ichigo was relieved.

When they were having dinner, Ichigo was thinking about the whole conversation,and for some reason, he couldn't stop glancing at Rukia. He shook his head everytime he realized what he was doing. Shit...this is driving me crazy..

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Ichigo spent the rest of the noon lying on his bed. Tomorrow there was no school.

Later on that night...he couldn't sleep. Kon's voice was echoing in his mind.

I know tomorro is your birthday!

Birthday..do shinigamis have special dates like birthdays? why would they celebrate the day they were born when they're already dead? Did Rukia celebrate her birthday? did anyone get her presents?...and why is he thinking about her again?!

"I could forget that I was born as a Modified Soul which they want to destroy next day!, I forgot about everything!"

Stupid Kon,"That plushie only fucks my life"

But..Was it true what he said?..could he fogert about everything juys by doing that?. If Ichigo had the chance, could he forget about the guilt he felt for his mother's death? could he forget about the enemies he had to figh?..could he forget about...his inner-hollow that was eating his soul?. If he had the chance...

"Damn it! he whispered, rollinv voer his bed, "Kurosaki Ichigo..are you really considering the chance to do it with Rukia?"

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Speaking of birds and bees..

Hey guys, it's been a long time..I know..but I'm a lazy girl hehehehe.

Today I'm not sorry for the typos..you know why?...THE HELL WITH TYPOS! xD I don't care about them anymore..as long as you can understand what I mean,it's enough..I started this..then I'll finish this, alone...don't need the help of nobody ¬¬..I didn't need it to learn english...xD

you know,I added some lines that aren't in the original story...I wanna make this version..funnier xD..I'll push away all my shame to write this! xD..

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