Aloha again.
No I know I had promised someone that I would update within 2 days of that last chapter, but there have been some…problems. With some people. Some stupid male/female people that I would desperately like to kick in the balls. Which they don't have since they're girls..
But I won't.
I'm just too nice. :DD
Okay well I don't own anything. I keep forgetting to put the disclaimer on here so there ya go.
This kiss was shorter than others and not so lusty. More of a sweet, I-love-you-so-much kiss. Though I know he doesn't love me. He can't, and I don't even know if I want him to.
I pulled away slowly and spoke, "Hey Edward?"
"Yes, Bella?" he said, his eyes still closed. I giggled slightly before continuing. "The thing is, Edward. I like you. And I'm sorry I almost drowned you I'm just kinda not used to the whole relationship thing. I mean I've been on dates but I've never kissed anyone and I've never had a boyfriend because no one ever felt right. And I don't want to go out with a bad guy and then he rapes me and I have a baby and die." My voice rose as I ended my tyrant.
Edward looked at me like I was a big yellow bird he just pulled out of the loony bin. Then he started laughing. Then I started laughing. And then Emmett saw us laughing and started laughing and then everyone else was laughing.
It was quite funny really.
Especially because the only one who knew what we were laughing at was Edward. When I realized that my laughter stopped abruptly. And then eventually everyone's stopped. I looked at Edward.
"So what are we laughing at?" I asked him.
"Well Bella, frankly I don't believe most people die after having a baby. And I don't think you would need to worry about getting raped. I don't see how anyone could ever hurt anything as sweet and beautiful as you," he said, placing his hand on my cheek and dragging his finger tips down it while still managing to stay above water quite easily by the looks of it.
"Do you want to go sit on a jet-ski? My stomach hurts from laughing." I smiled and Edward looked at me confused for a moment.
"Oh, of course! I'm sorry, I forgot we were still floating out here." He smiled and took my hand underwater and started pulling me toward our little circle of jet-skis. Then I remembered Jacob.
"Hey Edward can you stay here for a sec, I was talking to Jacob before you came over there and he was about to tell me something. So…be right back!" I quickly ducked underwater and swam back over to the red jet-ski and popped up startling Jacob. I dipped my head underwater and filled my mouth with water and sqirted him in the face.
"Gotcha!" I squealed.
"Well, well, well. Looks like someone's in a better mood. So did you two kiss and make up?" He asked, obviously not believing we did and thinking my good mood was from rejecting Edward.
How wrong the Indian boy was…
"Actually we did." I said smiling. Suddenly his bright smile that I was enjoying looking at was gone and his face clouded over like a mid-afternoon thunderstorm. I was afraid to be too close in case I got stuck by lightning. Especially since I'm in the water. Ouch. That would hurt. :C
Where's the rubber when you need it??
Rubber is on cars.
Cars are cool.
There are no cars in the lake.
As Scooby Doo would say...ruh roh.
"Oh, so you made up? Well that's…good. I thought for a second that you really meant you kissed and made up." He stated, sounding oddly anxious. Of what, I am not quite sure. He probably needs to pee. I mean come on, sitting in a giant lake and listening to the splashes of everyone who's jumped off the rock, my bladder would be like Old Faithful too.
"You know, if you need to pee you can just go in the water. Just don't do it near me please." I said.
"Uhh, okay. I'll keep that in mind. But he didn't kiss you again, did he? I mean you were just talking about, or should I say not talking about, how you didn't want to think about any of that stuff. You practically bit my head when I was joking with you about it!" Jacob told me, staring me strait in the eyes the whole time.
I took a breath and spoke, "Well, technically, I kissed him. And we made up. And…well yeah. Is that I problem?" My voice turned slightly defensive at the end there.
"Well YEAH! Only slightly, since I just happen to like you too!" Jacob yelled, making everyone up on the rock go silent.
Damn hormonal boys and their crushes. Damn them. And to think I though he needed to pee.
Poopola. :C
Hardy har har. Don't be mad that I didn't update so quickly please. ITS ACTUALLY QUITE A FUNNY STORY.
Keep reading if you wanna hear it. If you don't RREEEVVIIIEEWW. Please.
Funny story begins here. So I kno I had told someone, don't remember who, that I would update within 2 days of my last chapter and the second day I started this chapter and was almost finished when my friend called and asked me to spend the night. So I did. And then the next night she spent the night at my house and we were going to blockbuster and we decided to dress up as guys. So we did. And then bailey, that's my friend, decides to ask a random girl out on a date. And the girl ACTAUALY FREAKIN ACCEPTED. So bailey got her digits and they planned to go out Saturday night. And so she met her at frontera dressed as a girl this time, and the girl asked her who she was and bailey told her it was jon, and that was the name of the dude she dressed up as, and then the girl told her that jon was a boy, and bailey told her that she was a boy, just a transvestite who sometimes liked to dress up as a girl like the good ole' days. So then the girl called the police and I got grounded for 2 weeks and I wasn't allowed to use the computer.
Hence me explaining all of this two weeks later. Crazy right, weirdest summer of my life.