Okedoke so now that I can actually update I have a lot to make up for. HERE WE GO CHAPTER…uh 7 right?
READ LOSERS! Or die. ::DD
I was still treading water, just kinda looking up at the sky, processing what I had just heard. It was weird, coming from Forks, where not too many guys gave me a second look. And now here I am with 2 guys, declaring their love for me.
And one who finds the need to yell it.
So that my fabulous friends can hear and have a reason to torment me more than they already do.
So that's what I'm thinking right now. But I wasn't sure what I was thinking when I yelled right back at him.
"You LOSER! You just had to go and make this all complicated, didn't you?! I don't normally like to hurt people's feelings, but I really wish you would go drown your pretty little head! Jeeezz!!" I lost it like Michael Jackson baby, I'm telling ya.
At first it looked like Jacob wanted to drown me, but then his face softened considerably and he got a goofy smile on his face. "…So, you think I got a pretty head, do you? Well your heads awfully cute too. And by the way," he looked away from me and toward Emmett, "YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS MAN!"
"...I'm thinking I missed something buddy." I said. He turned and faced me again.
"Oh yeah. I don't really like you, it was just a bet to get on Eddie's nerves. Em and Jasper wanted me to yell out that I liked you. Funny, huh?!"
Guys are losers. They will do anything for money. That is why we must kill them.